What's the worst cinema experience you've ever had?

What's the worst cinema experience you've ever had?

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>visiting friends in Canada
>decide to go see Inception
>instead of popcorn, they buy wet fries covered in cheese curds
>introduced to the 'multiculturalism' they are so proud of
>people talking in French, Arabic and Punjabi during the movie
>they are too 'polite' to ask people to be quiet

Fuck that country

"Spill" something sticky on his foot.

Where exactly in Leafland?

>saw "Be Cool" in theaters when it came out
>sequel to "Get Shorty"
>this was an adult film to an adult sequel but since it was a Friday night there were dozens of teenagers running around the theater
>packed house so we had to sit in the second row
>the entire front row, and I'm not exaggerating, was filled with teenage boys and girls playing PSPs or cell phone games on loud volume while they were texting (this was mid-2000s so they weren't exactly smartphones)
>they would get up and smoke a joint just outside the exits while their friends waited at the exits and held the door open for them
>entire theater smelled of weed
>none of them were paying attention
>wouldn't shut the fuck up
>when people told them to sit down or be quiet they would turn around and yell at the crowd

i learned my lesson to never go to a theater on Friday night ever again

>Never go on Friday

More like never go to a theater in ghetto nigger territory

I actually had a similar thing, bunch of Arabic people talking during the movie when I went to see rogue one.

>the entire front row, and I'm not exaggerating, was filled with teenage boys and girls playing PSPs or cell phone games on loud volume while they were texting (this was mid-2000s so they weren't exactly smartphones)
>they would get up and smoke a joint just outside the exits while their friends waited at the exits and held the door open for them
>entire theater smelled of weed
>none of them were paying attention
>wouldn't shut the fuck up
>when people told them to sit down or be quiet they would turn around and yell at the crowd
This sounds like posting on Sup Forums and how most people watch Sup Forums. No wonder so many blacks love it here.

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"Eragon"
>get dragged in to see that crap because too beta to say no
>theater is full, we get the worst seats
>Had the shits that day

Imagine being too beta to tell someone to put their feet down and instead taking a photo of it to whine anonymously on the internet about

Those feet had to stink. Damn that dude is ugly as fuck. Think he looks cool with his shades on his forehead. Paints his toenails or are his nails naturally black too?

Who said the theater was in a black area?

He was getting the "come at me white boy" look.

>More like never go to a theater in ghetto nigger territory

fucking this. i go all the time on friday's at a mostly white upper class place, it's dead silence everyone is respectful.

And nobody told that fucking ape to move it's feet?

Best experiences are on Sunday mornings, all of the deadbeats are still waking up.

Enjoy being gang beaten by niggers or stabbed as you leave to go to your car

You should've bowed down top the superior race and licked those feet.

Even Op is not as big a faggot as the Pope

>weed
I inferred that it was.

Maybe you guys should stop watching shit movies? I saw The Lobster and I didn't have any issues

be cool is pg-13, so that's why there were a bunch of kids

Probably The Amazing Spiderman. It was a packed theater (PACKED, I literally had to sit in the front row all the way to the left) and it was uncomfortable to view it that close and from that angle. Also there were some nigger behind us that talked during some scenes.

That's the last time I can remember sitting in a packed theater. When was your last time?

>Jurassic World opening day
>theater so pack people were sitting on the steps, in the aisles, and on the floor at the very front
>the theater thought this was ok, and no one thought to ask for a refund

fucking hell man

4/5 times i go to cinema i end up getting pissed at my kino neighbors. watching at home is the only way.

guys is a theater a good place to meet people? i'll be able to drive soon so i can go myself and hopefully get some fingerbanging experience at least

>Live in a high population student area
>Summer
>Theaters basically empty from May-September

Only sad thing is all the Summer movies have been shit, had basically a free screen for Alien, King Arthur and The Mummy and they were all average to terrible.

If Shaquan kept those plantation hooves on my seat once the previews started I'd go find an usher an let them know what's up. It's the movie ushers job to handle this stuff.

A-user...
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If there is a long line for tickets or wait to get in, yes. You would need your elevator speech down.

damn why are white folks so based

>be me 17 ten years ago
>be with girl age 15ish
>make out for an entire horror movie (cant even remember name of movie except it was some horror movie may have been during saw 2
later on she called me a bad kisser

fuckin roasties

they just is

damn

Wow, a nigger. Bigger surprise.

>the theater thought this was ok
Eh
>nobody thought to ask for a refund
They were just hyped to see Jurassic World. They probably didn't care.

yes because white people dont do this too

Except you deal with children (divorced dads taking the kids to cinema) and crying babies if not in an R picture. Even then...

goodness, don't they teach manners in schools these days?

one lick of her toes and you're either getting laid or you won't be bothered any longer

the easiest solutions exist and nobody will take them

Why not "accidentally" tickle or touch their feet?

book your trip to india now

>every black person is a gangster
dude looks like a fat faggot

>local theater has $5 movie night on tuesdays
>decide to try it with World War Z
>theater is littered with popcorn, no attempt was made to clean it from the previous showing
>entire theater is packed with blacks
>all of them are talking the entire time, not even trying to keep their voice down
>can only make out about 30% of the dialogue of the movie
>leave after 10 minutes
Another one
>be 12
>dad takes me to see a movie
>cool older teenagers sit in front of us
>they keep talking during the movie
>dad, being a raging alcoholic, tells them if they don't shut up he's going to beat the shit out of them
>I am incredible embarrassed
>the kids look terrified and apologize
>they leave shortly after
>come back with security guard who throws dad and I out for his outburst
Never went to a movie with him again after that.

indian ghosts

Iron Man. A bunch of kids screaming the whole movie. I stopped attending movie theaters after that.

>See Angels and Demons
>Packed theater
>Girlfriend at the time is kinda kinky and wants me to finger her during the film
>Oblige
>Look to the left of me and I see a random teenage girl just leering at us. She won't look away
>I continue on knowing I'm being watched and terrified
I don't remember shit about that film.

Notice the difference in your two stories? You are an admitted pussy. Too bad your dad wasn't there for World War Z. He would have had the balls to say something. Fucking beta millenials.

majority of the time attending cinema is a shitty experience

>watch Split
>movie ends
>Mexican couple comes out with their 2 year old looking like he just witnessed a murder

Where'd you go in Canada? Here in Vancouver people never talk or make noise during movies, even kids movies.

Some teenage cunts were using their flash in the front row of Wonder Woman last weekend. Kept taking pictures of something. I yelled at them from near the back of the theatre to keep their phones off.

They started it up again later and some other guy yelled "TURN YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF". They listened.

threadly reminder that indians are the most kino-enthusiastic nation on earth

youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

>haven't watched movie in theater in years
>thread last week made me nostalgic wanted to watch in theater again
>this thread reminded me why i stopped watching in theater

not sure whether to thank OP or yell at him angrily

motherfucking hell, now that's cinema

Better than getting shot at

>go see capeshit or some other summer blockbuster
>anytime the action stops and the movie slows for character moments I see at least 4 phones light up
EVERY
TIME

post your pusy fàm

You know what I really hate about cinemas? People.

They sit there. Farting. Screaming. Hollering. Kicking seats. Rumbling and groaning and snorting and sniffling and munching. Sitting there, too close. Crawling with bacteria. Venting noxious pheromones, oozing bodily fluids. Discarding dead cells into the very air I breathe.

And they expect ME to pay for this privilege. This is what is wrong with society.

>le whiteface selfie fb post and not just tell them to get their feet out of his face
What a pussy. He looks like Eminem and Sam Hyde mixed together.

>that loudest noise that literally sounds like a chimpanzee

I'm trying not to agree with Sup Forums here but come on

My dad is an asshole and I've beaten the shit out of him on multiple occasions. So you would've told the entire theater to be quiet?

As ridiculous as that is, its probably pretty fucking great being in the crowd. Its not like they are gonna do it in a serious movie.

One of the best parts of being at a concert is the buzz and atmosphere.
You get some of that at the theaters, but not really. That video on the other hand...

*votes democrat*

>in my seat with my girl at the oriental in milwaukee for napoleon dynamite
>fucking faggots from the suburbs in the row behind me will not shut the fuck up
>casually lean back and say
Shut your fucking mouths.
>one teenage cunt snorts with contemptuous disbelief
>another somehow has the nerve to say
Dude, fucking relax.
>so i turn and grab the fucking faggot by the throat
>and i tell him
If I hear another sound from any of you, I'll shove something into your mouth at about 90MpH. It might be my fist, it might be my dick, but whatever it is, I guarantee you you'll never make another fucking sound again, you fucking bitch-made faggot
And then I watched the film in perfect and absolute silence.

I went to see a movie recently and came exactly when the movie was scheduled to start. 35 minutes of trailers later it finally started. I mean what the fuck.

It's a fire hazard. My dad works at Fire Island.

Blacks have white on their palms and bottom of their feet
There is no evidence thats not a nigger

Your fault for watching capeshit

>You are an admitted pussy. Too bad your dad wasn't there for World War Z.

>first greentext
>him vs an entire theater

>second greentext
>dad vs a few kids

The same outcome would have happened in either situation, he would have gotten
kicked out for an outburst and probably jumped on his way out.

Once there were these fucking teens tossing popcorn behind them. It really rustled my jimmies

This other time the air conditioning wasn't working and it was during a premiere of some capeshit. It was so fucking hot in there with all the people packed in. I went out to inform the manager and she upped the air conditioning and while it worked somewhat, I was already uncomfortable from all the sweat.

>things that never happened

>movie has night scene
>someone has their phone out

It's like advanced rudeness, possibly done out of sheer spite.

That happens for most movies nowadays user, or at least at the theaters I go to. I'm never worried about being a few minutes late, since I know there's that ad buffer.

>Go to theater
>4/5 times the person behind me has cerebral palsy and can't stop knocking my seat
>Don't want to yell at him/cause a scene as not to disturb other moviegoers
>Immersion totally lost due to homicidal thoughts

>Does this happens in your cinema too?
Nope. I demand respect. If something like that was happening and I was with my gf or sister, it wouldn't last long. I'd get up, calmly make my way to the aisle, and slowly walk towards them. Then I would grab the biggest kid by his collar and say "YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH?? Then fuckin do something, I know you want to. Fuckin do it, I want you to you disney bitchmade pussy. Not gonna do it? That's what I thought. I could smell the disney on you and your homeboys as soon as you walked into the theatre. Y'all ain't hard. Y'all ain't shit." Lol he'd probably shit himself because he's never had anyone talk to him like that before. You can't let these situations get out of control OP. Don't be bullied by little white kids like a beta.

>internet tough guy
Yeah well when you lift heavy 3 times a week and do boxing training 3 times a week as well as HIIT twice a week, you just wait for situations like these. And especially if I was with my sister or gf I have a duty to maintain the peace. And I will not be disrespected.

WHAT FUCKING WHITE PERSON STILL GOES TO THE MOVIES HOLY FUCK

That's an Asian woman, though.

seriously though

Eh. Who cares honestly? There are emergency exits.

>Judging nigs by their appearance.
Easy way to get robbed.

>Me and GF watching Wolf of Wall Street opening night
>I'm stressed out on Vyvanse and homework
>Really excited to see this movie
>We got good seats
>At the last minute before the movie starts a older couple with their 30 year old tard son walk in
>Trying to watch the opening scene
>Tard bursts out laughing for no reason
>Next scene tard starts crying
>Parents take out spiderman toys for it to play with
>Annoying as fuck for everyone. Especially me
>Somebody braver than me asks them them to please be quite
>Parents freak out
>Start yelling and make a scene
>usher tells them to calm down or they will be kicked out
>they settle down
20 minutes later
>Scene with Leo and Jonah at a bar
>Two characters talking about how Jonah's character is married to his cousin
>Leo's character asks if his kids will be retarded
>Jonah's character says "if they are we will just drive them to the woods and let them go"
>Tard's parents freak the fuck out yelling "What the fuck is this shit!?"
>Tard starts yelling "Ubagubahabababa!"
>Pandemonium
>Usher comes in
>Escorts parents and tard out
>Entire theater claps
>They rewind the film 15 minutes
>Get free tickets for next showing on the way out

That's fucking disgusting.

your dad was based, and you are a faggot for not realizing that. the theater was a shit for kicking the wrong people out

This. I'd take your dad to the kinoplex with me and I'd buy him some bourbon for good measure too. You don't deserve him.

Literally all he had to do was say "Sweetheart could you please move your feet?"

Post tits bitch

theater food stands accept food stamps now?

Semj-same thing, except instead of playing games and smoking weed they just would NOT shut the FUCK up, during Burn After Reading. They only shut up whenever Brad Pitt had anything to say and left about 5 minutes after he gets killed.

No idea what the fuck was up with that, I assume it was just "omg that guy from fight club lets all go watch this movie we dont really care about", or some shit.

>go to cinema alone to see terminator 4 or something
>be harassed and assaulted by random youths while lining up to buy tickets (they knocked my satchel bag on the ground and pushed me)
>they follow me and saw what cinema i entered and they also purchase tickets (these faggots actually paid $40+ to fuck with me)
>they decide to sit directly behind me and start kicking my chair and throwing chips at me and threatening me
>walk outside and report it to cinema security who simply ignores it and tells me to change seat
>decide to call the police who just tell me to leave the cinema
>get a refund and leave
>sit on the bus and think about how lucky they are that i didn't use my 'self defense implement'

fucking pathetic. the police are simply not doing their job any more, they are supposed to keep the public safe.

#1 Worst movie experience
>hulk 2003
>the movie was delayed at least 20 minutes
>no trailers or even movie trivia/music during the silence
>audio from the movie starts blasting
>film starts showing
>it's the finale
>half of the theater walked out at that point
>dad and I ask each of other if we should too
>movie and audio stops, starts with the opening credits
>we decide to stay
>10 minutes go by and movie stops
>starts over
>this happens two more times
>left

2nd place
>pirates of the Caribbean
>not a problem with theater but with row of black folk ahead of us
>black mom was accepting calls half of the film
>her eldest were talking and loudly, at one point fought over the popcorn and some went flying
>her youngest almost made my dad do something bad
>she was climbing and crawling across the top of the seats
>my dad had his feet up but not cringy like thread
>on the backs of the seats
>nigglet is at dad
>she starts crawling on his boots and eventually legs
>he jerked but stopped himself from flinging her
>momma eventually notices
>ge down from der das filfy

should have them thrown out but my dad was really trying to enjoy the movie
and not have to pick a fight cause jhc knows that them being asked to leave
would have caused more ruckus than they were already doing. it was some time before we went to that theater after that.

Literally never happened did it