ITT: Post the worst and most ridiculous movie ideas you can come up with

ITT: Post the worst and most ridiculous movie ideas you can come up with

Bonus points if they sound real.

The inspirational story of a man who licks women's faces to raise money for a good cause.

every actor in the world is killed but idris elba, he now must fulfill peoples demand for entertainment and star in every role there is.
eventually he cracks due to pressure and starts killing off directors so he never have to star in a movie again.

A white man quits his job to spread the gospel of the BBC.

Olivia Munn on the right?

A Star Wars sequel that basically shittily copies another one and no one will ever find out

A hitman with a split personality is hired to kill himself.

Adam Sandler plays a hair dryer that thinks it's a dog. By the end of the movie after Sandler thwarts a terrorist attack on the small town the family and the whole community embrace this hair dryer as their communal dog.

lel

I get a gf

Black people have a house party

Something similar happened in American Dad. One of Roger's personas ordered a hit on Roger.

>Sam Raimi's Holocaust: The Movie
A 90 minute long single steadicam take of Tobey Maguire walking through the Berlin Holocaust museum in which Tobey starts with slight chuckles and ends with crazy laughing fits as he looks at pictures in the museum.

A story of a Sup Forumsack who loses weight, gains height, showers, gets a haircut, finally steps outside of his mothers house, gets a job and realizes that it wasn't the Jews holding him back, but himself.

Two kindergarten teachers take their classes on a field trip. They haven't really talked much while at the school before, but become friends while working together during the field trip. After getting the kids back to school to be picked up by their parents, the two young women decide to hang out . They go to a bar to drink. Inside, there is a boxing match playing on a tv. It turns out the two ladies have two key mutual interests:
1. Teaching young children and setting them up for a bright future
2. Pure unadulterated fucking bloodsports

They decide to combine the two interests and start an underground fight club at the kindergarten they work at with the children as the fighters. After a while, the club has become popular among gamblers and the other employees also want to join in with their classes. There is now a serious circuit going on and certain champions arise, the most notable being probably Lily "Athena" Johnson, the only girl able to take on the boys. Meanwhile, the two teachers become closer and closer and eventually move in together.

After a few months, parents start complaining about the injuries their children have every day when they come back from school. This reaches a climax when during the final championship match of the fighting season (one month) Athena bites the nose of male favorite James "The Pounder" Clark. Athena refuses to give the nose back and starts wearing it around her neck as a trophy.

1/2

A story about a liberal who admits they are wrong about literally anything.

I can see this being a post-ironic meme movie like Kung Fury.

James parents threaten to sue every single person related to the school and the two teachers flee in a van. Soon after beginning their escape they find out Athena is a stowaway on their vehicle. The three women drive around while on the run of the police, making money by having Athena compete in CCTs (Child Combat Tournaments) wherever they go.

In the end, they are caught by nine highly and lethally armed policemen. After a short attempted (and failed) escape, Athena and the teachers are being escorted away by five policemen. While almost being led into the van, Athena starts giggling. We see that she's not actually cuffed and has four adult noses in her right hand as she starts maniacally laughing and the screen fades to black.

2/2

I would actually find it difficult to believe that this doesn't exist in some form.

A pair of buddy cops engage in a big shootout that causes many deaths and a lot of collateral damage. That's the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

The rest of the movie are those two guys having to deal with the mountains of paperwork and legal investigation afterwards.

>twist: the Sup Forumsack is revealed to be jewish

Rich elite throw clandestine pedo parties in space to escape legal issues. Detective goes undercover to break it up.

Two childhood friends play wacky pranks on each other with hilarious results.

Until a prank gone wrong kills one of them and the other one spirals into insanity as he attempts to cover it up.

A man must keep a secret in a world where everyone can read your mind.

directed by M night shayaalamadingdong

Two childhood friends play wacky pranks on each other but things get awkward when another friend points out that "sucking each other's dicks" doesn't really count as a prank.

The Rock & Chloe star in.. THE WRASSLER.
a story of a super hot sexy woman (Chloe) who decides to become a wrestler, only to be mocked by her trainers and other females competing for the same spot.
Crying her eyes out she is seen by an old retired wrestler "The Boulder"
who trains her AND teaches her how to be a mean backstabbing bitch who'll gossip on everybody if it means getting a step higher on the ladder.

The Rock will of course wear a grey beard and participate in the final Tag Match when her partner is knocked out.

A man is accidentally teleported to the Pornoverse, a sex-based parallel dimension, by a scientist longing for a world where things don't revolve around sex.

After enjoying its perks for a while, the protagonist realizes he needs to return home and joins forces with the scientist to retrieve the teleporter from an underground sex club in Japan guarded by a tentacle rape monster.

Not at all

Modern Breakfast Club remake

>but then we find out his death was actually a prank!

>The chick is sad cuz she's gay
>The jock is a chad who's angry cuz he's bi-sexual
>The nerd is a transgender trap
>the ugly girl always felt she should have been born black
>the tough guy is put there because he didn't respect his pronouns

fuck this generation.

>Then he kills the friend for real for getting rused

>OR DOES HE

A man is on a quest to find a woman who'll accept him and his micro penis

emojis have their own world like wreck it ralph videogame wordl shit

oh wait

Modern day San Francisco.
High school, your average looser Jake struggles to get himself noticed by his long time crush Sally, and even his best fat friend Mike seems to get action from time to time.
Don't help matters that Sally's current boyfriend Thad belittles and bullies him when nobody sees, running counter with his quarterback with a heart of gold image. But one day, everything is turned topsy turvy when a giant Aztec looking monolith of a ruin rises up from the ground as if by magic, trapping them along with the rest of their class inside, seemingly with no way out.
To survive, they'll need to learn to stick together, work as a team, and climb. But watch out for the traps, but not least the snakes, because this is SNAKES & LADDERS.

a documentary starring op and other retarded faceblind people who can't tell that a person looks the same and need to indulge themselves in retarded surgery and steroid conspiracies, because they can't believe that others might look like that without any help

so just a regular Sup Forumsack then?

...

A religious lesbian cult, who believes that God will purge all men and leave the earth to woman, some members think that they're the instrument in God's hands and start purging cities from men, murdering every single on of them. It's a gore movie with a lot of blood and murder and the main hero is a transgender girl who infiltrated the cult and trying to stop them.

Hi Megan, be my gf.

pls respond

A genius 11 year-old lives with his little brother and mother who works as a waitress. In his freetime he likes to create rube goldberg machines and play chess. One night, he witnesses his next door neighbor and classmate being sexually abused by her stepfather. He calls child protective services, but finds out that his regions officer is the brother of the stepfather, who is also the police commissioner. Unable to rely on legal authorities, he devises an intricate plan to save her.
Unfortunately, before he can execute the plan himself, he is brought to the hospital because of a deadly brain tumor. His mother's best friend makes out with him before he dies. He entrusts his brother to pass on his notebook, which contains detailed instructions on how to murder the police commissioner and hide the evidence.
His mother is an expert marksman because she plays Gears of War everyday on her Xbox. After buying a sniper rifle, she lures the commissioner into her backyard, toward her dead son's treehouse. From the treehouse she aims her scope at him, but decides not to go through with killing him after activating a rube goldberg machine in the treehouse that unveils several baby photos of her son. As she exits the treehouse, she is confronted by the commissioner who threatens to call the police on her. She tells him she will contact the news and FBI.
The commissioner goes home and kills himself. The mother adopts his orphaned daughter. The end.

It genuinely baffles me what is so different about her face in the left picture that makes her so prettier than her face in the right picture.
It has got to do with something (around) her eyes but I can't quite put my finger on it.

hey meg!

Cheek bones, also the eye can detect what is real and fake.

bravo nolan

Batman taking on Superman

unthinkable

Mia Isabella

and beating him, how about that

Middle aged genius billionaire playboy has a castle with a butler. Under a castle there is a cave with a peculiar wardrobe - all costumes resembles an image of a bat and have cute little ears on the head. Aforementioned gentleman dresses in those costumes each night and goes on the street punching people.This is considered extraordinary detective work. In order to punch rascals effectively our hero studied all martial arts in the world and crossfit. He is also a ninja. Now the ridiculous part: he also fights extradimensional beings, aliens and demigods without breaking a sweat. To help himself in these extraordinary endeavours he recruits skimpy dressed underage children.

Macbeth vs Hamlet

I'd actually watch this

This but it ends up in a massacre at the end.

Shakespeare cinematic universe anyone?

Don't let them get any ideas.

Superpowered son doesnt save father because of CHARACTER GROWTH

Great episode

She kinda looks like that tranny Mia Isabella

Kek sounds like something Adam Jew Sandler would make

Kek well done

she looks like nu-olivia munn on the right

yeah, it was called looper.

not bad.

topkek

Did you like my flower, Megan?

I still love you.

A Sloth Lord?

That guy was guy as fuck. Just celebritythirsty.

Id watch it

Has this actually never been done before?

An ancient eldrich horror laying dormant for millennia in the limestone bedrock of South florida is responsible for a maddening ailment that causes people to lose their minds. This isn't the plot to a movie, im being hunted by cultists, 90 percent of them are cuban wtf, send help!

How did you get involved with the cultists?

A young man grows up with every opportunity to be a success and have a family, living out the American Dream, but through his own depression and lack of will throws it all away. He spends his days without any friends or a significant other on a website full of other like-minded people. He keeps telling himself one day it will get better, he might get a good job, a home, a wife, kids... but he knows that will never happen deep down. He has failed as a man and will die alone. At least he has his website and other activities in front of a screen as a form of escapism otherwise he'd have to come to this realization. But it still creeps up on him, especially as he is laying in bed at night, with nothing but his thoughts haunting him. What if my life was different?

Starring: Ryan Gosling

Craigslist and meth

>Beauty and the Breast

Belle, an independent and intelligent young woman known for her enchanting beauty won't let anything or anybody get her in way, but when a mysterious older woman with huge breasts comes to town she finds herself obsessed with the milky mammaries. As Belle struggles with self-esteem and her unnatural desire she finds herself distracted, disorientated, and reading less. Will she succumb to whims of the larger breasted woman, or remain true to herself and the future she has planned?

A guy gets in a car crash and wakes up in another body, but when he goes to sleep he wakes up in his old body. Every time he goes to sleep he switches back and forth between bodies. Both worlds tell him the other one is a dream and he has to figure out which is real.

holy shit

would watch

can you post the edited one?

it's not too different from regular neets blackedposting, maybe it could be 'based on true events' or even a documentary?

Two spies from North Korea come to New York and attempt to murder Seth Rogan and James Franco but mistakenly murder Jonah Hill and Matthew McConaughey.

They then ask for help fleeing the country from deep cover spy Dennis Rodman but accidentally wind up contacting Kayne West, who helps them anyway as they road trip across the USA to make it to their extraction point in Florida.

Holy fuck lol, that would legitimately be an amazing sequel to the interview

Why Megan, why did you fuck yourself up

1st Place

2nd Place

Third place

One armed serial killer with murder weapon prothetics.

Your honor, in my defense, it was just a prank, bro.

that actually sounds better than The Interview

Adam Sadler finds a talking dog. They go on goody adventures, tradgey happens, Sadler loses his wife ect. Turns out the dog is a reincarnation of his father who Sadler lost as a child, deep heart to heart. plot twist, the reincarnations is actually one person, forced to live the existence of every living organism that has ever been until it reaches enlightenment and becomes God.

kek

Basically it's like Animal House but instead of the raunchy fraternities taking on the stuck-up snobs, it's a Transgender support group composed of the biggest anti-social, alcoholic hons taking on the progressive, all-inclusive, far more popular LGBT Support Group after finding out that they're being booted off the university campus due to their unruly behaviour.
Tagline: Sometimes being a woman takes a lot of balls.

That's the plot of Shadow of Chernobyl

A guy, two girls, and a hot dog stand.

I call it Weenie & The Buns.

Ewww what happened to her face

>I was my own jewish conspiracy
>I must gas the jewish parts of my mind, my weaknesses to transcend to a higher level of existence
>sprays himself with cologne
>opens eyes
>goes out and gets a white girlfriend
>the movie ends with him teaching his son how to build a table
fund it

The child who died haunts the other child with pranks that were set up months in advance.

This would actually be good.
the shamalan twist is neither are a dream, he is part of a cia mind control experiment

That's already a show.
It's called Awake.

lmao, i would actually like to see that

A raunchy rated r comedy based on the Watergate scandal starring James Franco and Seth Rogen as Woodward and Bernstein.