Character is smoking

>character is smoking
>"those will kill you, you know"

>movie made in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>yeah
>*lights another cig*

>character is smoking
>"WHAT ABOUT WATER? DO YOU REALIZE THAT EVERYONE WHO EVER DRANK WATER... DIED."

>"we're not supposed to smoke in here"
>then you picked the wrong outfit, didn't you? *goes in for the kiss*

Gotta hand it to ya user, you dont give up

>"sir you can't smoke in here"
>character blows smoke in their face

Why are smokers such meanies?

cuz they don't GIVE A FUCK

>Do you smoke cigarettes?
>Only when I drink ;^)

I think it's probably because they don't give a fuck.

>"those will kill you, you know"
>"I'm committing suicide on the installment plan"

Mad men or Community

what does this ever mean, is it a pun?

>everybody who ever drank water died
>I think this guy might be high

haha how autistic

>character is in New York
>HEEEY I'M WALKIN HERE!

>character eats something bad
>clenches stomach OOOO I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

>2011 movie
>EVERYBODY SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY

>scifi setting with tons of interesting alien races
>important characters are all humans

>chase scene and character hits several objects
>"careful you almost missed that one"

>funeral scene
>everyone is sad

I hate when this happens.

Or if an alien is an important character, it's a humanoid that's either an 'alien' unrecognizable from a human, or at best a human with differently shaped ears or something.

I am aware the rubber suits are awful to wear for prolonged periods of time it takes to produce passable scenes. So is motion capturing with CGI that hard to do? They did it well in Avatar, but that film was fucking expensive for some reason.

Based party poster

>there are aliens
>they're just blue humans with weird hair

because drug addicts are human garbage

i think it's mostly has to do with the fact that a human face can show a wider range of emotions than rubber/cgi can, so it's more suitable for a main character

t. caffeine addict

keep grasping at those straws, degenerate

>Character gets shot in the heart
>Bullet blocked by the zippo in his chest pocket
>Heh.... and they said cigarettes would kill me...

>character is smoking
>"those will kill you, you know"
>character ends up getting shot and killed later in the movie

>Character is smoking
>''Those will kill you you know''
>Character is later killed when a heat seeking missile locks onto his cigarette/His cigarette ignites some sort of gas and blows him up

>Character throws a lit cigarette on some paper
>5 minutes later the entire house is engulfed in flames
Don't smoke kids

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>when he can't afford the Sup Forums Pass.

>2016
>missing out on epic captchas
ishygddt

> 2017
> >2016

Get trolled on newbitch.

[ ] x gon give it to ya
[ ] x is giving it to ya
[X] x gave it to ya

Name 10 movies/shows that do this

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

Conservacucks talk a lot about bad habits and how you're weak and retarded for having one, but they all have a particular vice too and they try really hard to justify them or are just in denial of them. I bet you're addicted to masturbation or something.
But I agree, drug addicts are garbage.

He's right you know. Millions of people would find it that much harder to get through their work week routine without caffeine. Without even realizing it people are pretty dependent on it since it works so well in tricking your brain that you're not as tired as you really are. Literally every gas station you'll go to now days has atleast an entire cabinet to just energy drinks, soda, or coffee related items.

>"sir you can't smoke in here."
>"fuck off."

Forgot my pic. I think it's a cool photo of a fucking idiot stoner.

>bringing up politics for no reason
>pretending I'm a conservative because I don't like entitled smelly drug abusers
I bet you're one of those fags who calls everyone who hurts your feelings Sup Forums

I assumed that because you used the word "degenerate".
I'm pretty, pretty sure my assumption is right.

>person you thought you respected throws a cigarette butt on the ground

>84012016

>person you thought you respected throws a lit cigarette butt into the trashcan

chuckled.

TERRIBLE waste of a GET.

>character takes a sip of alchool
>"those will end up killing you, you know?"
>"i know"
>takes another sip

next time I'll use a euphemism so as to not confuse/trigger you

First time I threw up from drinking this was playing in the background. Barfed all over this black dudes room, he was surprisingly cool with it.

#justnormiethings

Kek

You're just mad I blew your cover.

>trips
>GET

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>Character is an alcoholic

dabbing wasnt a thing in 2011

>character almost dies like five times
>survives multiple explosions, being shot at, having shit collapse on him
>beats the bad guys
>sits there, exhausted, covered with blood and soot
>whips out a cigarette
>sidekick says "those things'll kill ya, ya know"
>both of them have a good laugh over it

This did become true of me though. I don't even crave them sober anymore, and it hasn't been an issue whatsoever since I decided to stop 2 years ago. It's a must when I drink though.

>paying for a meme website full of autistic 12 year olds and 30 year old virgins when instead you could click like 5 times and use brain power for 2 seconds
kek

its because you have nicotine coming into your system while you're drinking so in a way you're making yourself addicted to drinking. Like that guy on Sup Forums that put nicotine patches on his girlfriend whenever they had sex.

>

>character is smoking
>"im giving up tomorrow!"

>instead you could click like 5 times and use brain power for 2 seconds
or you could just use legacy captcha like a true patrician

>character just lights up a cigarette and smokes it

Name five movies where the character smoking actually adds anything of importance to the movie.

Naw, I was addicted to drinking way before smoking. Also, I only drink about once a week or two now, and sometimes go a whole month without it no issue. Even with smoking while drinking I cut down. Funny thing is the only reason I did it was because I'm very frugal and realized I'm a fuckin idiot spending so much on it. Once I realized it wasn't even remotely worth it all the appeal died. People share with me when I drink too so not paying for it when I do.

>he hasn't seen Thank You For Smoking

constantine
coffee and cigarettes

>MC is smoking
>new rookie character says "those will kill you, you know"
>"i know"
>later in the movie the MC gets shot
>as he's laying, dying: "hey rookie.... C-can you hand me a smoke out of my front pocket?"
> rookie character puts one into MC's mouth and lights it
>"th-those will kill you, you know ;_;"
>MC just manages to smile at the rookie before his eyes go blank and the cigarette falls to the floor
>next scene is the rookie obviously a few years older with a new sidekick
> rookie lights up a cigarette
>sidekick says "those will kill you, you know"
>rookie just drives them both into the distance as the screen fades to black

name 17 kinos, 31 movies, and 56 flicks where this happens

Provides atmosphere and mood to a setting and allows for shots of the smoke or embers.

Should've been the sidekick smoking with the rookie saying it and the sidekick looks at him with a blank stare which turns into a smirk

>Like that guy on Sup Forums that put nicotine patches on his girlfriend whenever they had sex.
Uh, source?

the new sidekick should've been a talking cigarette desu

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>character lights 4 cigarettes in a single scene

>Brought to you by Marlboro

>he thinks movies are just illustrated plotlines

>character is supposed to be a smoker
>it's painfully obvious that the actor has never smoked before
>character is supposed to be an alcoholic
>it's painfully obvious they're drinking apple juice

JUST

I thought actors were supposed to be degenerates.

>characters drinking
>camera goes into hyperspeed and goes into slow-mo at different intervals as it rotates around the characters while party music plays

This

Fund it

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They never smoke in that film.

what is Jar Jar Binks

Based mega64 posters

you honestly pay to post here?

shutter island

Actual Kino

>2010 film
>DAYUM WHO'S A BITCH

Did you at least give him your gf for the night to make up for it

>i need 3 weeks
>you have 1.6*e-16 seconds