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Unlike most of the songs nowadays that are being written uptown in Tin Pan Alley That's where most of the folk songs come from nowadays. This, this is a song, this wasn't written up there this was written somewhere down in /brit/

*Farts profusely* edition

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sue

first for stable employment

Fucking shameful!

dont care

>get a pot noodle for my lunch
>whilst eating the contents look at the back of the pot
>"sauce contains soy"
>FUCKING SOY
>screech in terror and lob the pot noodle into the wall, the contents splashing everywhere
>start sobbing and wailing loudly

I cant fucking believe it lads. I fucking consumed SOY. IM A FUCKING SOYBOY NOW

there's no point even being alive anymore. I should just kill myself

Is there any other general that gets loads of bent foreigners asking daft questions?
Gets on my tit

chubby lucy 2bh

youre destroying your hair
buy some proper shampoo and conditioner

enjoying the refreshing taste of Pepsi Max

any unstable thickos in?

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me and the wife just had a tiff in the back of the gaff
I ain't over the moon

anime

Not really
we blow the chinks out of the water when it comes to actual (tertiary) education and scientific research

we just dont put such an emphasis on memorisation at a young age, which i think is perfectly fine

actually it's alcohol that feminises you
soy actually helps protect against that

didn't start burping until I hit puberty

Your general is my favourite autism central lads

My hair washing routine

>wash hair every other day
>only use conditioner
>use shampoo once a week
>use deep conditioner once a week
>finish off with cold water
>pat dry hair with towel

back of my head has been hurting for two days
today when washing my hair in the shower a huge clump of blood red skin flakes came off

You on the left soon, lad.

very powerful

queen on slags

Britain falls a 3rd time

unless it has a disorder that thing on the left is riddled with aids but unironically

cheers

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Woah....
really makes me think.........

The Chinese have higher IQ. Mixed with white creativity = masterrace

why are Russian girls such britaboos?

mong
the thing on the left gets posted here a lot
it's a female-to-male transgender

(though this was obvious if you weren't such a fucking eejit)

Wonder how much it costs to get actually well made big house these days.
All the new big houses are so thin walled and brittle. Can literally punch straight into the insulation.

any rorke man in?

whoaa.. this is ... so fucking strong.... my mind has been expanded..

...

>POOSENAL

I don't know where they get this high chinese IQ thing

all of the chinese people I've ever met came across as really dumb
you'd tell them something and they'd have this confused look on their face for a bit before they all exclaim "IS IT!?"

because of high class stereotype and hope of leaving russia behind

truly the hardest pill to swallow (but the only one that gives the truth)

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i'm sure those chinese and sri lankan populations are representative of the average iq in those countries and definitely not rich people capable of emigrating

never understood why leftypol dislikes mosley
he's far more left-wing than corbyn

wonder how many sex toys aisha has

if you're the kind of malnourished runt that would eat a fucking pot noodle - let alone as the entirety of one of the day's major meals - then soy is the last of your problems.

>Ospina in goal

alri send your sister over asap

baffling post

me on the right

she looks like the former oneities

>POOTINGHAM POOREST

>Portugal
AHAHAHAHAHAHH

>mosley
>british union of fascists
>left wing

they're right wing you utter tit

Ulfric's a Thalmor (kike) puppet, he's basically Nicola Sturgeon. True Rorkes are pro-Imperial. We need to prepare for the next big war, give the elves a proper good heeming.

Toil tomorrow

Right extremist is outed and loses his job and associates.
Left extremist is outed and is interviewed on talk shows and generally seen as doing good in the world.

Gee whiz, I wonder which one is wrong........

Pro tip: if you have to hide your affiliations, you're in the wrong, kiddo.

>fascists are right-wing
hello brainlet

Why do Americans make houses out of wood planks instead of bricks?

Didn't you guys learn the fable of the three little pigs at school?

talos was literally a mental genocidal cunt

very true

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watched gucci gang and kpop memes on my mums computer now she's getting odd recommendations

what do? i'd rather avoid those conversations

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are the irish really human

>delivery doesn't begin until 17:45

tell them it's shit here too

examples?

we're in here lads

*weird Polish noises*

State of yanks, the key to good kids is good parents so you may aswell have half white and half black kids so you got the physical aspect mixed in

Brains and Braun - unstoppable

Gooch e-gang

It fucking hurts mate
I moved from a relatively new spacious 2 story to old 1 story from the 80s and the build quality is miles apart, but there's barely any fucking room

theyre not irish

She text me happy new year which means she was thinking of me but after I replied the next morning she just read it and hasn't talked to me since

utterly fucked it lads haha

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just delete system32 you mong

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Lil Pump, yeah, Lil Pump, ooh

they won't believe to another russian

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didn't know the famine was that bad

>tfw no gf

find it hard to imagine non-whites in /brit/, what do they post, what do they think of /brit/, and why are they here?

this

Clear the youtube history

I didn't need this today lad. She was right there. All I had to do was kiss her and she was mine and I fucking bottled it.

anime

>Labour MPs found Mosley too socialistic
>In his first fight for a Labour seat in Ladywood, Birmingham, he called for the nationalising of the mines, the railways and the banks.
>After seeing the slums of Liverpool, he commented: “The re-housing of the working class ought in itself to find work for the whole of the unemployed for the next ten years”. In his Union Movement, he wanted to be “treating housing as a national problem ... *the housing of the people should be taken seriously and treated like a problem of war”.

Going over to the chipper for a kebab lads, want anything?

any cheeky freak of the week in?

b@ered sausage lad

tell us the story lad

she told me she liked me, she looked me in the eyes, and i chose to walk away and avoid her for weeks

cornetto

yeah. my life back

You heard about the fella with two faces?

mad innit...

>Moseley wants to run for the seat in Ladywood, Birmingham
>80 years matthew ludders runs for it
pottery at its finest

PLAY A RECORD

yeah get me a falafel wrap

it hurts to live, frankly

what happened to it?

gram of pasty, two yolks and an ounce of squidgy black please mate