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Do you want some Euro for your trip in Europe
Then you will have to do something for me...

What will I have to do_

Only little thing...
You know crossdressing 'n stuff

Is that it?
I would make him suck my dick.

Don't ruin my plan AAAARGGH
once he will taste the money he will.want more...

But I am already in girls´ clothes!

That's a bad plan. Since he'll likely do it for free.

Then it's alright you only have to take the Airport
Don't worry the reception already know...
Also take your dress on

If true post pic desu senpai

Pic related, me.

Look But don't worry he will crawl for me for free in the end :^)

Good morn-
>the singaslut is here

I wouldn´t.

Don´t call me that, leafyboy

Good morning

I would swear you would me more like pic

Goodmorning :)

How about like this?

Morning anons.

Pic related, me and you.

>blowjobmaster enters the thread
Good morning.
Why? Italian said that he had a BIG VENETIAN COCK, what else do you need in your life?

In this case you are really a slut O///O

user that's lewd

More cocks than one!

H-how do you know my size?
I-it's a secret

>he can't be satisfied with one
>asks for money
Leaf was right.

You told us yourself a few days ago. Maybe you were drunk at the time and don't even remember?

Looks like Rus-slut is bullying me again.

Holy fuck did I?
I do that on my general for sure but here too?

You said it was seventeen centimetres one day. Then some time later you said it´d grown to 18.5 inches.

No. NO.
Yep, you did it here for sure

He must've been using that bathmate quite a bit.

18.5cm, perdón.

Not inches...
I am not a monster
But the numbers are right...

What a boy-slut you are.

In what thread I did that?
Are you sure you are not spying me on my general?

I'm telling you, you said it HERE. That's for sure.

You said it here, dum dum. Although I do monitor ita sometimes.

Oh well never mind
We are still anonymous...

No I am not senpai...

HA! So you do know what a bathmate is! Very suspicious.

I d-din't know such thing even exist...

You killed him with embarrasment

CALLING BULLSHIT POLICE

Why did you monitorning /ita/
I doubt you can grasp our autism in there...

Let's stop talking about muh dick shall we?

>Let's stop talking about dick shall we?
But that's all we do here.

I tought bathmate was muh pee pee honestly
Then I take a look at that mechanism
How on Earth these items exist?

Just to see if I can identify which posts are yours.º

continue making good editions if you would

Literally nothing else to talk right now
Well, since that shit really works no point to not exist.

Can you?
I have multiple personas on them

>Muh dick
We can talk about other dicks :3
No homo though

It makes you pump the blood right in the penis?
Seems risky for your heart in all honesty

I can when you post Astolfos.

Easy mode
Aside for rare moments my posts are usually Astolfo-free on /ita/

Well, it vacuums the ding-dong where vessels and skin gets stretched with upcoming blood. In time (long time) of regular practice you can get some slight results, like gaining permanently a centemiter or two.

>We can talk about other dicks :3
Good idea. What kind of dicks should we talk about?

Sadly...

Ones that are small.

Oh wow but as you can see I don't needed it

Since you already know mine measurements
Drop yours :3

I have shitty 3g so sorry for no pic

...

i see we having some high quality content here again.
pls dont drink too much

Wrong. I want ones that can stuff my throat full.
>Drop yours :3
13cm.

>pls dont drink too much
I'm not. What about you? Did you quit drinking?

In reality no one needs it, you can basically do the same shit with massage and stuff.

13 is on average :3

>Did you quit drinking?
untill new year i was one year sober. didnt touch a mililiter of alcohol. this year will be the same

>13
What is your height/weight?

Are you really addicted on alcohol?

In reality if you don't use it it's useless big or small, don't you think?

Well, smaller than my bf's anyway.
Last I measured was 182cm and probably around 190lbs now. Sorry for ruining the fantasy.

Buff or fat or musclefat?

For some people it's a confidence boost, so it's a helpful practice.
Hecking homos, why can't you be all cute and girly?

I AM FOCKING MANLY. also thats probably why im not a homo

Musclefat I guess. I have 1300+lbs total and ~18% body fat.
Because real life is nothing like your animes. I realized I couldn't be a cute anime girl when I was 16 so I started lifting instead.
And that landed me a bf so it obviously works.

Hmm, you said previously, that both of your bfs were straight. How the fuck did you bend them if you're a liftboy?

With my mouth.
Also my current one was in the closet so it wasn't really difficult.

But the first one had to be AT LEAST bi-curious, right?

you some sort of /mastermanipulator/?

We have really similiar bodies...
I would challenge you at arm wrestling :3

Guess so. Before I sucked him off and we started dating we'd non-homo cuddle and shit like that.
Yes, it's what I aspire to be.
You're on user. Loser has to let the other one suck him off.

You´re lying.

You´re a sissi and you know that desu.

>Yes, it's what I aspire to be.
and whatchu gonna do when the whole world does your bidding?

Wanna settle this on the ring instead?

Create one of the most successful civilizations with homopatriarchy.
I did wrestling in high school user. Prepare yourself.

I would really like to challenge you but I am not gay for real ;)

W-why? I am 182cm y-you already knew that...
I started to lift at 16 like him
B-but I am not a barafag or something
I only like my muscles...
Althought it's already three months that I don't do the train properly and I lost some muscles (I am on 40% currently)

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Too bad, I'm master of sports candidate in boxing, let us settle this like real men.

no thanks

you a /strongboi/ ?

>but I am not gay for real ;)
Have you been missing the top half of the conversation? I've been turning straightboys like you gay for years.
Do NOT disobey the dungeon master.

>untill new year i was one year sober. didnt touch a mililiter of alcohol. this year will be the same
That's nice lad. Keep it that way
I only drink one or two beers a day and occasionally some wine but I can not drink if I choose to

Well, I never pushed to become a master, but I think I'm capable. Some checked my skills in unfortunate fashion. As for height\weight, I'm really average at 178cm and 76 kg.
Who the hell do you think I am?

Forgot the fedora image and now it looks too edgy

this gonna be interesting.

a..also can you translate what the picture says? please

>Forgot the fedora image and now it looks too edgy
kek

>had a dream about friends long gone
>laid in bed thinking about life
>gonna be 24 soon
>achieved nothing
what am i supposed to do /ausnz/?

What do you do in life?

SABER (not even written right, like suhber or something)
Vote for victory!

>178cm and 76 kg
>Who the hell do you think I am?
A throw pillow.

i have no idea desu... note your toughts and then look at them next morning

But I am not gay for sure...
Anyway you seem a nice guy nonetheless :D

To me it seems a lot honestly
I drink to get drunk but it did not happens frequently... And I surely have not an addiction since until last month it was two year that I did not drink

>I drink to get drunk but it did not happens frequently... And I surely have not an addiction since until last month it was two year that I did not drink
Keep it that way, it's the best honestly

>he underestimates me
Not a smart thing to do