My sides

My sides

Goddamn. It's only been, what, four weeks since social media really picked up on fujoshits asking for more super-buttpounding in the MCU. They really jumped on this.

Which sides in particular?
Your lower back ones?

Jesus Christ that fucking Black Panther

>nick fury
He wasn't even in the movie.

So?
How else would they get more BBC?

It says nothing about Civil War.

Necrophilia with Black Panther's dad.

Or, you know, Falcon.

>Dick Fury
> The Winter Sphincter
>The Falcum
>Steve Todger : The Fist Avenger : Slapbum Americock

but is the villain Crossboner?

Would be harder to do, costume-wise.
This is a porn.

All they would need is a black bear to pretend to be asleep.

They've got the whole team: Captain America, Winter Soldier, Nick Fury, Black Panther, and Bob from accounting.

That's Nick's new sidekick, Poor Little White Boy.

That's Butt Boy, the Anal Avenger.

Cool, so they're doing a XXX parody of Cap? Is Cap supposed to be Vin Deisel in this one? I get using Fury as Sam Jackson was in both movies.

>Couldn't even be bothered to shave Fury's head

0/10 would not fap to.

What about Cockeye? Whore Machine? Baron Creamo?

They're with Baron Von Stroker

I'm cross referencing my rolodex of filthy words with my rolodex of characters from the MCU and yet I'm getting nothing.

/gif/ is gonna love this one.

SpoogerMan, IronHardMan, and MahlerMan

That strange feeling whe you are straight but is curious to see this because looks hilarious.

Porn parodies are awesome regardless of sexuality.

Then again, I'm a "I'll fuck everybody" kinda guy.

can't wait to see how this one disappoints

I wonder what it feels like to watch and enjoy any Captain America in cinema, like really being a geek about it, and then you get approached to do a porn parody of it. Do you feel proud? Hollow? Erect?

You should check out the new X-men porn parody

How long does it take to make a porno?

Uh, what's Nick Fury doing there? He wasn't in Civil War.

Why Gay Porn? Could Black Widow at least be in this?

I wonder who makes the costumes for this.

What gets me is that it's Cap, I never thought Cap would be the focus of Fujoshit wankery, oh man.

Bucky is passable, should have gotten a cute guy for Cap though.

>muscular, blond, innocent man
>not fujoshit material

You strike me more as a "trip faggot who can't stop attention whoring" kind of guy

He wasn't in gay xxx parody? I thought he was.

Me on the left

Is the Black Panther in a full latex bodysuit?

its slightly gayer than the real movie

How can anyone even pretend to be surprised?

Pretty sure that's Crossbones.

I bet the filthy degenerates will ___Hold Hands___

>It's slightly less gay than the movie
fix'd

I'll bet this was way better than the actual movie.

Because it was made by a gay porn site, genius. There's not some Porn Illuminati who decides who makes what parody.

>Doesn't believe in the Porn Illuminati.

Yeah? Well you strike me as a...s-shut up!

Reminder that DC characters are too alpha and masculine for gay shipping. Marvel is the safe choice.

>Devin "Daredevil and BvS are horrible, listen to me i'm still relevant" Faraci

>WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
>THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CUMNCIDENCE
Take it to Infoporns, faggot.

>BvS is horrible
Broken clocks are still right twice a day.

There already is one of those. Pornhub has been pushing it for weeks. Specifically the Captain America Black Widow scene

Are there any good russain shemales that could play her?

>not wanting to see Batman and Superman struggle in a battle for sexual dominance over each other

I'm pretty for the seeders for that torrent just shot out the roof since you posted it on Sup Forums.

>not knowing about the All Seeing One-Eye'd Snake

You are talking about Ironcock and spidersperm right?

Devin has a really good gaydar, user. He's not basing it JUST off gay stereotypes How does the notion of NO ALPHA/MASCULINE GAYS even work? Are both guys in the relationship feminine subs.
>not wanting half the movie being Batman and Superman both being too uncomfortable to make the first move
>an hour long awkward sex scene at the end where noone really enjoys themselves
>tfw you realize this basically was BvS

im sure somebody will make a straight one eventualy

Sarina Valentina looks kinda like Scarlet Johansson if you squint.

Eh Steve wasn't anywhere near virginal or innocent in the comics before MCU.

Honestly the Winter Bucky woobie shit is what propelled all of this, Brubaker basically skipped most of that shit with cosmic cube shenanigans and the fact that Bucky was never one to openly brood much.

I wanna watch this for, uh, "reasons"

fueling the flames

Why, it's painful bad as parody or as porn? As was the BvS by this same company?

FWIW, this gay porn company is run by straight women.

Maybe if they had Diana in it, but nope:
also crap.

I'd like to believe straight women are as into gay men as straight men are into lesbians.

I don't think Black Panther is wearing a mask. I think that's just duct tape and a white sharpie.

>that fucking Black Panther
Oh, wait till you see him do just that.

>There's not some Porn Illuminati
Meme lovers is proof you're wrong.

Saw the trailer. Couldn't help but notice how Psylocke wasn't being played by Asa Akira badly doing a British accent. Missed opportunity

No body cares who he is unless he puts on a mask.

Thought to their credit they actually got her powers right so there's that.

I thought the asians decided who was gay?

It's actually "Agent 13"

They could have at least gotten a blond