I want ms Portugal to sit on my face and tell me how she fought the dutch at the far side of the world

I want ms Portugal to sit on my face and tell me how she fought the dutch at the far side of the world

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theyre both darker, thicker lips, afro hair, fatter.. More disgusting aka niggers. Now who would in their right mind want that? Have you ever been there? Jesus Christ.

You're so sad

I love this

Why are they so stacked

>the finn mongrel projecting

Why are they wearing crossover football boots

posting pictures out from google doesnt proof shit you black smelly nigger lol

>t. dies in sun

Implying blacks are not superior to any whitoid subhuman

in 2d world that's flat

stop acting like the levantine warthots on twitter that post pics of white syrians crying to get westerners on Assad's side

>dies in cold
Hmm, sunbathing at 30-40 Celcius is pretty normal. u mad?

yeah, thats why finnish people like to travel to warm countries. Cause they hate the damn sun

lol I didn't even notice that
>ywn gut the centre-back with a fucking rapier

>be nord*id
>go outside in direct sunlight for 10 minutes
>get skin cancer
this planet doesn't want you

Why do Italians get so mad when I tell them to use ketchup on their pasta?

why do finns get so mad when I try to make conversation with them while waiting for the bus?

>Be Western Saharian
>Get MINEZONE'D, NIGGER'D and ENSLAVED by Morocco

heh

they dont. Its not normal to chit chat with strangers in the hellish breeze after a party weekend. I wouldnt want to make friends with any midget Mario from the morning in hellish winter breeze when I have enough already.

I dont know what kind of reputation finnish gays had before here in Sup Forums, but I hope ive brought it a little lower. Pieces of fucking shit

boring

>make small talk with finnish man
>he wishpers cocks.... to me and tfw no eesti boyfriend
why are so mamy finns homosexual

I dont know, they should all be hunted down and killed. Thats why we took some migrants aswell

discord.gg/c8pH3Z

only the swarthiest of chads allowed

strongtugal

its not feng shui as chink you should understand

dont be mad fingolian bro if anything portugals achievments are dropping and finlands increasing one day youll get to be proud too

it was too late

people get so offended by a little troll :D gooooodd... GOooOOooooOODdddD

>dutch and brits steal our jews
>those jews create capitalism
>become the richest nations on earth

IT'S NOT FAIR WE WERE SUPPOSED TO RULE THE WORLD

>:D gooooodd... GOooOOooooOODdddD

Portugal autism thread?

>Someone mentions Portugal
>Immediately a bunch of portugueses start posting wikipedia battles
Why do they do this?

delete this user the melancholy is real

tfw no portuguese gf to feed bacalhau to

autism/easily baited
>tfw no norwegian gf to hunt bacalhau with

>tfw no Norwegian gf to fish bacalhau with

whats it called when Portuguese lament being Portuguese

That never happens though.
We're the more nationalistic and proud people in the world.
We are suebi

easy to trigger
there's always this one portuguese autist in map threads that gets legitimately mad and starts posting nazi stuff, white supremacy and how portugal is part pf the aryan masterrace lmao

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Ah sure,that's why you guys always use the south of your country as a fucking excuse for your browness

we are suebi

Saudade

only the North and Galiza

>Galicia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

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don't forget the hairy arms

oh wait, you've never met a portuguese woman irl, else you would have said that

northerners are insecure af

Try to guess my last name Sup Forums tugas.

I have. My aunt lives in canarian islands, he found a husband there, they have two kids Daniel and Desiree. Around 15. I bet they look almost same. Been in España too watching some formula

ouchhhh

pastel de nata > bacalhau

Stop baiting him, he won't stop replying.

Sigurdsson

Anatolievich

Northerners in general have a big inferiority complex towards Lisboa.

t. southerner that lived in Porto

>Lisbon
>Being superior to something

Nonsense.

abaixo do douro tudo mouro

verdade meu amigo Nortenho

sou de Aveiro tho

>Tfw you could have been a Dutch colony

You would look like Suriname or Sri Lanka today.

>mirandês

Que é isso?

vuze si kala pretu

Those countries are objectively better.

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Ask a spaniard to draw Spain, 99% will draw the entire Iberian Peninsula forgetting Portugal exists.

I dont know if thats a good or a bad thing.

And if you asked them to draw Iberia?

a linguagem de Miranda do Douro obviamente
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Língua_mirandesa

We would draw an aeroplane.