RDJ has invested millions into shoe-heightening technology

RDJ has invested millions into shoe-heightening technology

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what are those short/pants called?

>maybe if I dress like a retard nobody will notice my manletboots

>hair spiked up to increase height
>head tilted up to increase height
>pants too short to increase apparent height
>jumbo heels to increase height
Shit, he really is insecure

What the FUCK is this fucker wearing?

>Whoa I bang all these hot chicks and am a millionaire
>I'm still insecure about my height lmao

Can somebody explain the mind of a manlet to me?

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why doesn't he get knee implants to make himself taller

>Gwyneth Paltrow was interviewed and said not to wear high heels with RDJ
>Wears high heels

All women are evil.

it's sad really. why do manlets think this is necessary?

I can't believe it's true.. how sad

>v-neck shirt with waistcoat
hemsworth is the real cringe here

lederhosen

When you are attractive you can have shit tier fashion taste.

>leather trousers
the fuck was he thinking

He must have a whole closet of hidden heel shoes

She's hot so it's okay.

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>Whilst people question whether actors like Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise wear lifts, Robert's a clear example of someone who is out there on the red carpet rocking his own style and not giving a damn!

I bet those shoes cost $25,000. Best pair he's worn yet. You can measure down from where his ankle is and see the height he is getting. Quite impressive. Hats off to the cobbler!

manlets are irrational

Why is cumberbatch leaning forward so much?

lmfao he's such a fucking loser

>hot

he was practicing for his negan audition when that was taken

I'd fuck her

>2017
>Still no footwear technology to make lanklets appear shorter

Watch it Pepper

reminds me of the lawyer from always sunny who is obsessed with the size of his hands

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Post yfw it is an elaborate ruse

underrated

How great would it be is during the next Avengers red Carpet everyone shows up with RDJ shoes and make him feel tiny again?

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Literally the Tony Stark of manlets

low energy

grandpa tony what are you doing

>when no one claps

I thought trump having small hands was just a meme.

You can see the outline of his foot in the shoe going at a downward angle.

simpler times

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robert "I used to fuck a horse" downey jr

simpler times indeed

>No platform prison flip-flops?!?! These conditions are inhumane!

not very nice indeed

RDJ seems like a really nice guy in his interviews and stuff I feel kinda bad for mocking him so much. Is there redpill on him acting like a huge cunt or something so I can feel less bad?

>inb4 celebs only act nice on camera
I need cold hard proof. Not speculation.

he defended mel when no one else would.

Look at this shit, imagine for one second his heel is actually at the bottom of this shoe, if he takes his shoe off his fucking trousers are gonna be half way up his shins, what was he thinking? someone shop it idk.

can't fix everything

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They can never get over it. They can never let it go. No matter how successful and better than you they are -- they are still shorter than you.

also

wtf I hate being the shortest now

>tfw forgot to pack your lifts

He actually seems like a decent guy and is a good actor. Him not being able to accept his manletness is hilarious though. At least own it like the Rock.

Every time I see a pic of his stilts I'm reminded of that scene at the end of the arrival where the alien kid runs into the desert.

Oh fuck you can!

Based Satan trips

That would be an epic prank that would end badly for some of those guys I'm sure.

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is none of them going to tell him to stop doing that or clown him at least
da phuc

HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE FAGGIT

Fuuuck that scene always tripped me out as a youngster

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what's the point of the chihuahua?

To look bigger by comparison.

I'd kill myself if I was below 6'2. What a pathetic existence.

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I'm 6'4"
If only I lost weaight I'd be desirable

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he still had big shoes then lol

new balances always looked like that, those aren't even big

lmfao

That suit is way too big for him.

smothhhhnessss

Jesus what's with the homeless western-themed thespian outfit, he looks like an homo

He should try to normalize heels for men so he doesn't need to be so painfully obvious with his attempts to be sneaky

wear shoes like this guys


theyre fashionable and give way more height than regular sneakers

he throws extravagant multi-million dollar birthdays for himself.

has a custom trailer, that's 4 times as big as the other actors, that you can only visit if he invites you.

so he's a total prick douche in real life. he is tony stark without the genius.

those are woman shoes you fucking faggot

t. only wears walmart sneakers

Is it pathetic he does it, to the extent that he does?? or is it less pathetic that he really doesn't even try to hide it, almost looking like he makes a joke of it??

A joke would be him wearing transparent stripper heels.

He more than likely thinks nobody notices. He's surrounded by yes men, no one is telling him what he needs to hear.

He looks like a gay leprechaun

yeah i guess it's still pathetic he even does it, regardless of context.

hang in there user just keep trying and you'll lose it.