What's the greatest thing a flick has ever inspired you to do?

What's the greatest thing a flick has ever inspired you to do?

TDKR inspired me to become a big guy

I carry toothpicks in my mouth because of Drive.

Disgusting. She dishonors the legendary weapon of mankind, the sword, by farting on it all day like the fat cunt she is.

I go ass to ass because of requiem for a dream

I hope this is a real thing. You know women would end up slicing the shit out of themselves

Oh yes, the classic "sword on back", very effective and incredible efficient!!!

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not a movie but Dexter inspired me to eat Cuban sandwiches

arms wont be long enough to draw them

I walk around with autism because of drive.

I don't understand. What's the trick? Just having your clothes hold it? I mean you can still see it.

Do you have the one of Chris Chan wearing it?

looks like shit still
but that is at least the most presentable person I've seen wear that

>not because of scott hall

I hope you're trolling, otherwise kill yourself.

Not tv/film related but I wear a cheap equivalent watch similar to Big Boss' everyday now

post link

lol

i wish i had never seen drive

WOMEN HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW RUBBER BANDS WORK AND IT'S BADASS

Why is it cool when women do it?

having a sword behind your back in a dress is considered a trick now?

The Casio AE-1200WHD-1AVEF
Doesn't cost much at all, main downfall is that the watch head is plastic

>This demograph we appeal too is doing this.... AND ITS AWESOME

Pathetic, their just asking their supreme gentlemen friends to borrow their swords for a facebook picture anyway. They aren't walking around in public like this.

cheers!

No memeing, is there a movie that can convince a guy to go gay?

I fucking love it man, looks so fucking cool. Although I know normies will think I'm a twat I think it is great

I'm not trolling, and I also will not die. I hope that makes you really mad.

Magic Mike

Fuck off faggot
Brokeback mountain?
Never seen it desu
>tfw you are bringing out my slight bi side
REEEEEE fuck you

>REEEEEE
Well, I'm pretty sure you're gay.

That's a great watch dude

Fuck you in the asshole

I drive because of Drive

I don't actually because I'm too autistic to learn how to

>tfw when you become a mechanic just because of Drive

>tfw you become drive because of drive

Razor Ramon?

Fucking christ whoever came up with this style of headline should be neck laced

I became an atheist because of True Detective

Lord of the Rings is the only film to ever inspire me of anything

Theoden and Aragorn's speeches as exanple to their men before the battles has always inspired me to love my country and do everything in my power to keep it safe

>girls with swords are a bad thing because REEEEE FEMINISM
I miss when you guys weren't thin skinned bitches

>Coming up at 11, the number of women being raped and then stabbed with swords skyrockets

I either stand in the Bane "hands on jacket" or CIA "thumbs in belt" pose at all times.

Mate anyone walking around in public posing with swords because they think it makes them look tough is literally fedora tier, man or woman

why do cops always do this

it's comfortable and makes your tris and delts look good i.e. like a big guy

Yeah except I defy you to find a picture of a woman who looks embarrassing wielding a sword. You literally cannot.

I did the hands on jacket thing forever before tdkr came out

What do I win?

Because it's really comfortable when wearing a bullet proof vest. Same with the power stance when you got a duty belt on.

A billhook is not a sword, try again.

i carry a pistol at the 4 o'clock position because of collateral.

Looks like a machete to me

chuckled.

I go ass to mouth because of Clerks 2.

Looks like an Uruk Hai sword from LotR.

Lets be real, that fat ass would probably get is stuck on the draw.

>clickbait title
>[x] does [y] and it's absolutely awesome/great/badass/insert buzzword

I became a hamgalaxy because of Marlon Brando and it's Absolutely Bad Ass

Does it go faster when you smoke a cigar laced with drugs?

You can't really draw a longsword that is attached to your back. It's, like, kindergarten knowledge.

Sure but when I do it in a larp it's "ridiculous"

>X is doing Y and here's how you should feel about it.

>You won't believe what z is... Click to find out!

The Kotaku style of headlines.

Fuck off, Brando did it in the first Superman movie.

I'm convinced he did it as a subtle way of foreshadowing what Clark does when he becomes Superman.

A sword is a man's weapon. The sword ia representative of a man's masculinity - it literally represents his penis. And it's home, in latin, is spelled vagina. The word vagina comes from latin for sword-sheathe. Women cannot weild them effectively because they house the sword, they do not weild it.

True, but a short sword would be quite easy to manage this way.

>weild
Take that ridiculous hat off and wash your hair

Not him but if you notice in history, no one would ever hold the sword that way, it was mostly worn on your side.

did you actually get triggered because I redpilled you on swords?

>men fought each other for thousands of years by hitting cocks together
Really made me think

It's the uruk hai sword from lotr. Try again

what better way to test the skill of a man? Why do you think they call hitting dicks together "sword fights"?

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>Come join us in pitched combat, user!

Yeah but what do we have to go on? Texts? Paintings of warriors carrying their swords on their side? You know there were some people wearing swords on their backs. Maybe not many, but they had to have existed at some point.

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I'm still wondering how WW gets into the joint, wearing the sword on her back ??? Didn't I miss catching a scene or something ???

In ancient Rome, fucking a man wasn't gay. Soldiers fucked their subordinates to establish dominance and trust. Getting fucked made you a bitch, though. Basically fucking a man in the ass made you his alpha.

Then why wasn't boipucci called vagina?

Because they still knew the vagina was the actual place to put your dick. They weren't fags. What the fuck is a boipuccy you degenerate?

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>they still knew the vagina was the actual place to put your dick.
>but they put their dicks in men's asshole because it wasn't totally gay
How many swordfights have you been in?

for me it was a preexisting condition

>defends Romans using boipucci
>Calls others degenerates

Not a flick, but when I was 12, Dragon Ball Z inspired me to "train". I would pretend I had 3 years to get ready for the Andriods. I would do push ups, sit ups, go for runs, lift stuff, shadow box, jump rope, etc. lasted for like 6 months. Autistic, I know, but it got me used to self discipline.

holy shit

for whom?

Just like how there are soldiers using explosives near fire active armament.

Taxi driver inspired me to get fit and save a protitute

>vagina
>smells
>bleeds constantly
>looks like roast beef
>so loose you can't even feel it on your dick
>woman only gives it to you when shes in the mood

>boypussy
>nice and clean
>tight as fuck
>only bleeds just a little at first
>smooth and comfy
>no limit to how much dick you can put in there
>always there for you to fuck any time night or day

She still has a cute face.

after I saw star wars I flew to Kamino to acquire some clones but it was a complete tourist trap. Firstly, they didn't even actually film it there, it was on a studio. Secondly the prices were ridiculous.

I've seen a few arguments about swords being stowed over the shoulder like that when someone was moving long distances and not expecting to get into a fight, but whether it's a longsword or an arming sword or whatever, but drawing from the back creates a huge opening.

I started using my ring again to tap tables and other shit

American History X inspired me to hate neo-nazis, niggers, and kikes.

But she looks embarrassing. Where's my prize.

Underrated post.

The idea of wearing a sword on your back exists because it is physically impossible to walk any significant distance on foot with the sword, attached to your hip (and it still does not give you a magick ability to draw it). Bacause of that, while it IS possible to wear knives/daggers or expecially short swords on your back and even quickly draw them in a time of need, it just serves no purpose that way.
Usually, if a man had a sword, he also had other men or a horse to carry it for him. All of that was, considering the Europe and such. Don't know shit about China, but in Japan wearing a sword (still talking about the usual lenght here, not those 1 meter monsters) on your back ALSO wasn't a thing. Precisely because you can't draw it for shit, and drawing it quickly was their special olympics or something.