Migrating to stupid shithole Sweden

Decided to move to Sweden. So the questions are:
Is it possible to feel comfortable being able to speak only English?
Can I demand sex immediately after having arrived over there?
Do I have to change my religion If it's Christianity? Or is it racist?
How do you treat slavs in general?
Would you agree to befriend me?We could actually share a pint of beer in Stockholm.

Depending on how long you're staying, you don't need to learn Swedish. They all speak English just fine.

Their country is going through a big change right now, so don't talk about politics unless you want half of them to hate you

I'm good-tempered and have never had a single intercourse with a woman. Don't bully me in Sweden, please.

>unless you want half of them to hate you
or blow up for that matter kek

Swedes, darlings, where are you?

bump

What is the reason for moving to Sweden, specifically?

Why don't you go to Poland like the rest of you potato selling retards?

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!
wanna experience a bit of diversity, further swedish women are nice

You just going to walk in and claim asylum form the evil Russians or are you doing it legally?

Hohol traitor to your psudo-country.

Enjoy living with Niggers.

you will be fine

>Is it possible to feel comfortable being able to speak only English?
Yea, but the Swedish accent is cancer
>Can I demand sex immediately after having arrived over there?
Are you black or do you look Arab? Then yes.
>Do I have to change my religion If it's Christianity? Or is it racist?
You're welcome here, religion doesn't matter for some reason
>How do you treat slavs in general?
No idea, only known 4 slavs and they're cool
>Would you agree to befriend me?We could actually share a pint of beer in Stockholm.
No, I'll never befriend someone that browses Sup Forums, sorry.

>MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!

gonna stay illegally

only if u are spineless, if u can argue they will just stand there speechless and will not question you again

>diversity.

Give it a few months and you'll be getting culturally enriched daily, as well as seeing multiple rapes daily. But its cool the women loved being raped as long as the attacker is black.

Wouldnt want to seem racist, would you?

Except Swedish women are very self centered, feminist, promicious and slave to social media.

It's like most western countries except 20% worse.

If you just wanna sleep around sure, but it's degenerate.

>MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!

kek

We don't accept white refugees sorry you'll have to go back white boy!

Well, I'll dye my body black, besides I'm tatar, so

but I'm muslim

Go ahead and get raped by a nigger, Mykola

IP tracked, you are doxxed and reported.

I'm not white I swear please let me in, I can join any terrorist group you want me to but please let me in

They are not illegals! They are just undocumented immigrants!

>moving to stockholm
>to live on welfare

you'll end up in one of our no-go zones. Bring your best knife and your best tracksuit.

I could work as a cock sucker though

you want to move to malmö then

and still would you like to get to know each other?

stay in your country. we don't want you we don't need you.

I don't give a flying fuck about what you need or want

If we meet we can go lynching together famalam.

Too bad you won't get any welfare because you aren't black.

pro-tip, try to get a hold of the blackest shoe polish you can get
you'll understand later

Basiclly everyone is welcome here in Sweden, and if you are from Europe, litterly noone will have a problem with you.

Yes you can get by by only speaking english, everyone here speaks it better than any foreigner will ever learn swedish. But if you want a job that is not shit tier you need to learn it.

Ah, a slav. Do you know why your people is called slavic? Its actually because of us, Swedes.

We saiedl around on the Volga river and we'd pick up sweet ass slav cunts on the way and sell some of them alongside other goods and other stuff we brought with us in Constantinople for dosh. We enslaved so many slavs that their people became synonymous to slaves for us, hence the origins of the word slave.

And whose women are raped on a daily basis now, huh?

>MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!

Your name, ip and screenshot of your intent to stay illegally is already in hands of migrationsverket.