Oh its gonna happen, geologists are certain of that.
But there was alot of signs last year that things were going south up there. And since then we've heard almost nothing... these things dont go away... there's a media blackout on it.
These things do not reverse course.
Aiden Bennett
i have it good authority that nato deactivated the magma
i can only say so much, but it's impressive technology and was delivered on time and under budget.
Jaxson Nguyen
on the 14th Keks will
Owen Wood
checked comfy in the "safe" zone
Aiden Cook
I live pretty far from Yellowstone...is the whole country going to get fucked or is the blocked out sun the only danger?
Christian Mitchell
Stop teasing me and do it now you pussy. Pussy ass super volcano ain't got shit.
Nicholas Harris
Nothing's happening, I was just there a few weeks ago.
If it happens it'll probably be preceded by a continuous rumbling of 4-5 magnitude quakes for weeks on end, much like with St. Helens. If this happens, there's a good chance of the happening being put off for another hundred thousand years as pressure is released.
t. dude whose wife is a fully trained geologist who studied under the very famous Scott Burns, who we know personally outside of his geology career as well.
If you are in the PNW and he comes to a school or venue near you for a geology talk I highly recommend it, he's a hoot and a really fun guy.
this is kinda martial law-ee. Dunno how its gonna pan out.
Chase Collins
On the 14th of August during the Jewish fast it will happen. Kek willing.
Robert Lopez
>yfw yellowstone could actually be triggered with modern drilling technology and existing nuclear weapons
Michael Brooks
This, my father's wife's son is a janitor at the USGS, and he'd been stealing toilet paper and urinal cakes since November of last year. That pretty much confirms it.
Juan Rivera
Didint the blind grandma predict this?
Isaiah Morgan
Will i get a butt massage? Will i feel the rumble?
Jason Stewart
Hey lads why is this coming up all of a sudden, like what spurred these threads about yellowstone?
An insider user or some shit?
Dominic Rodriguez
just turn off the atoms
Jayden Williams
The followers of Kek are given clues as to what will happen in the future. These clues spread among Kek's legion and we are awakened.
Josiah Perry
i only wipe my ass with the entrails of my enemies
James King
that's weird, because my wife's weekend husband's son is also a janitor at the USGS
Jose Kelly
>don't want all those people to die >but want to witness the happening of modern humankind
the sun will be blocked out by all the ash over basically the entire world, all crops will die and that leads to mass starvation.
Also, closer to yellowstone the air will be full of tiny volcanic shards that will shred the inside of your lungs if you breath it in, killing you slowly in the most painful way possible.
William Young
That's from April.
Owen Perez
Kek has told me to shun these false happening threads.
Zachary Murphy
>all those dead gringos
Oliver Adams
The explosion is what everybody is afraid of but the volcano would continue to erupt for weeks on end.
Ash from a 40 mile wide caldera will keep spewing out and the wind will blow it more or less southeast.
It will go worldwide but it will also come down too, the ash will hit the entire US to the east of it in some amount. The closer to the volcano the higher the amount (exponentially).
Even in florida you'll get ash, but it wont be much. But it will come down in acid rain too.
Fuck even in Spain they'll get ash but it wont be any appreciable amount for them to notice.
The cloud will go worldwide and it will make the sky reddish/dimmed for years to come. We wont have blue skies anymore really, it'll be like chemtrail whiteout conditions.
Bullshit. It will probably go off all at once in one large "snap".
Pressure there is immense. Anything that might trigger it will trigger it 100%.
Josiah Bennett
what if i have this
Nolan Cooper
Trips. Does that mean it's a real happening?
Nathan Rogers
0001....
not quite, family. We're all dead; glassed by a volcano.
Bentley Reyes
thats the point. people have been talking about yellowstone erupting for a while, its not le frog jesus dubbing it into existence
Easton Perry
Oh shit, I've probably peed in your iced tea then.
Jaxon Anderson
Where did the connection between the cube and yellowstone even come from?
Eli Phillips
>Is the whole country going to get fucked or is the the only danger the whole world getting fucked?
American education
Owen Fisher
Oh ye of little faith. It is by Keks' will that we continue talking about such an event for months on end! Can't you see his infinite wisdom?
Isaiah Collins
No, your digits confirm
YELLOWSTONE IS NOT KEK'S HAPPENING
Joseph Anderson
You mean like how they can "deactivate the atoms"? lol
But if we're talking turkey on technology then ive got some news for you...
Somebody with even greater tech has repressurized the magma and is preparing to detonate the "shield wall" that has been formed to help contain it. And there's more brute force behind it than all of the energy generation of the entire planet if necessary.
When mother earth says she wants it done, you dont get in her way. She has friends.
Liam Watson
This happens every time there is a spring melt and the groundwater level rises.
I go there every year at least once.
The dome under Lake Yellowstone has slowed in its rise but it's still rising slowly. Geological activity is overall down from a high point a few years back, but it's still higher than average since the instrumentation was set up.
Anyway panicky daily threads are certainly not warranted until we get at least a few shallow five pointers in a one or two week span. If that happens, though, there's a good chance that will be the extent of the happening, as pressure will be released enough for things to settle down for a truly geological time-frame rest of thousands of years.
Cameron Parker
Looks like there's been a few minor earthquakes in the area. Any sauce potential uptick in activity?
Jordan Cox
ITT lifeless NEETS tell themselves that everything is okay, because even though they wasted their lives, it doesn't matter anyways.
Nothing will happen.
Infowars has never been right on an extinction prediction, nor have any of the other thousands of false prophets in my life time.
Sage, report, ignore.
Ian Brooks
id rather everyone die than just america
Ryder Martin
On the contrary, it only reinforces Keks' true will to explode Yellowstone.
Liam Green
>77
Jackson King
Yeah that 0001 is like those horror movies where somebody thinks the monster is dead, then it opens its eyes.
Like "uhhh... nope" to whatever the person actually said.
Charles James
if singles kek doesnt exist
Jace Gutierrez
>if you fight the fire, it wins. Leaf educucktion
Jordan Bennett
>Live in Wyoming >Don't give forty shits about Jellystone
Nothing's gonna happen, spergs.
James Jones
Testing the one true god. You will certainly be punished for you trespass.
Angel Young
Eugene, Oregonfag here.
If such an event were to happen, would I be safe down here in the valley?
Adrian Allen
Kek speaks. I suppose Yellowstone will have to wait. OP is a fag.
Christopher Kelly
It's an actual worry you dumb fucking leaf. That volcanic explosion could put us in a mass starvation having ice age. I hope it erupts so all you cucked faggots die off from the ash storms.
Adam Cooper
is that place where hippies go to die now? are there a lot of hippies in your town
Leo Sanders
Look up Pompey. That's what will happen to your valley.
Jackson Brown
Media Blackout is intense. Animals running for their lives.
Either TPB are in denial about it happening (because ironically as a disaster it actually fucks them).
Or they dont want it affecting the stock market by speculation.
Either way perfect reasons to keep it concealed.
Nolan Hughes
>7 is the most magical number
Kevin Perez
Don't you live in a hippy utopia? And you're on fucking Sup Forums? >:(
Adrian Scott
The science of forecasting a volcanic eruption has significantly advanced over the past 25 years. Most scientists think that the buildup preceding a catastrophic eruption would be detectable for weeks and perhaps months to years. Precursors to volcanic eruptions include strong earthquake swarms and rapid ground deformation and typically take place days to weeks before an actual eruption. Scientists at the Yellowstone Volcano Observatory* (YVO) closely monitor the Yellowstone region for such precursors. They expect that the buildup to larger eruptions would include intense precursory activity (far exceeding background levels) at multiple spots within the Yellowstone volcano. As at many caldera systems around the world, small earthquakes, ground uplift and subsidence, and gas releases at Yellowstone are commonplace events and do not reflect impending eruptions. -Yellowstone National Park home page
Nolan Myers
>Believing a completely made up quote is real
Beyond hope
Jordan Johnson
...
Caleb Diaz
Only downtown. I live in the northern suburbs, its like a different fucking planet here by comparison.
That seems a little too far to be Pompey levels of fuckery tho I do have assmar though.
Ethan Ross
Of course they would say that.... they depend on tourism dollars.
Brayden Taylor
This is the third thread today about this. I do t get it, is there increased seismic activity, or so ething?
Joseph Bailey
>I hope it explodes >To fuck up Canada >Doesn't know winds blow south east, which will BTFO America and leave Canada untouched
Americans folks
Mason Campbell
well something scientific here, if the rise has slowed but remained steadily increasing, that indicates that it's reached a larger threshold of pressure below compared to mass above. imagine bending a stick- it bends quickly, pressure increases, the rate of bend decreases but still gives steadily until it snaps
Ian Kelly
its was never supposed to be a quote. does anyone else notice canadians never get jokes
Zachary Sanders
My dad works for Nintendo.
Luis Martinez
Is LA, SF and SD within the blast radius?
Kevin Cox
Did you get your extra chromosomes later in life or were you born with them? Millions of dead people is also tourism dollars lost so they literally have no reason to lie.
Blake Nguyen
Haha bullshit guys
B-b-but is how safe is Arizona
Chase Jones
Media blackout. That means they're told to shut up about it and not say anything and the news people are told not to say anything either if they get something about it.
And there's been a blackout on it for a long time, even summer last year geologists up there were ranting like crazy about it and being BTFO'd.
Juan Murphy
>Haha I was only pretending to be retarded
Does anyone else notice americans are too stupid to function?
Carter Torres
there's no toilet paper in hell, you'll have to eat your own shit. trust me, i know what i'm saying. this is sandnigger country now. but not for long. america on the other hand... uh oh... not going to look good. you gon get fema'd
oh boy, time for a new season of "doomsday preppers"
t. the northeast
Alexander Torres
>US collapses >Global market and economy collapses >High wave of discontent and riots >Europe already has discontent + migrant crisis >Civil war/mass riots breaks all around the world europe and usa >Global catastrophe >prophesied Race War starts >we may restart over with based goverment or destroy ourselves forever
Brandon James
>shoot Obama That's racist op, fuck you
Kevin James
>infowars
Asher Baker
Nobody's retarded enough to believe what some idiot on the internet says. If something was happening there'd be at least one credible news source reporting on it. (Spoiler alert: InfoWars is clickbait bullshit and not credible) Kids in africa could have eaten those extra chromosomes. Quit keeping them all for yourself.