Homestuck

You know, in Homestuck, I was always under the impression that Bro is an absolutely huge cuck and watches his partners get banged, and now we have undeniable proof.

bro is only ironically interested in women anyway

also this is the worst op ive ever seen, in my entire life

i think he's watching a guy banging a guy

>and now we have undeniable proof
....no we don't?

it wasn't funny the first time dude

but hes not gay dude that would be so grody

bro is as queer as a three dollar bill with puppets on it

Does bro listen to Limp Bizkit? What are his opinions on Fred Durst?

wasn't it later pointed out that Bro wasn't a master of irony and was legit fucking insane?

he can't keep a stable partner because he's busy getting cucked by cal

>This thread

So are frogs a universal constant, or are they a game construct that somehow managed to also appear on Earth?

would dirk and karkat get along well?

They are an universal constant due to the fact that they're part of sburb's game constructs. The same goes for pumpkins, chess and videogames, they're basic elements of reproduction in universes.

If you really think about it homestuck's sburb/skaia's lore is really fucking bizarre, if only it was expanded upon further.

>you will never be abused by Bro

theyre basically polar opposites. and not how dave and karkat have different facades but are kinda similar underneath. dirk is the real deal when it comes to total emotional denial and perfectionistic self control.

>Bro will never accidentally eat the last bag of Doritos, causing you to hate him for life
Why live

dirk is a young cuck. watching jake get boned has been his kink since day one, hence why he made brobot, a better version of himself

idk but if he was close to kk
hed probably first get super into troll romance to get closer with karkat.
he'd try too hard and get way into it. karkat gets pressured into doing things with dirk, gets scarred and never wants anything to do with romance again.
gets triggered when nepeta talks to him and is afraid to look at quadrants.

Karkat later gives a speech on why romance is a social construct and why it is unhealthy for society

I would like this

Dirk doesn't go well with weenies period. He would need a partner that's as intense as him, and there's not a lot of male characters in homestuck like that.

Maybe SolDirk, DirQuius or EXTRATERRESTRIAL could work. Dude just sucks at relationships.

it's what happened to jake and dave lol

there is no difference

There kind of is
Intent counts for something

yeah, that's true

I'm glad we had this talk, stay safe out there chamo

That's true.

I haven't met a single ironic memer that wasn't a depressed mess or an insane loser.

>the epilogue is dirk trying to make friends with the other kids by getting into their interests
>he goes through each one systematically, always taking it too far and ruining it for the kid who originally liked it
>no one knows how to have fun anymore
>the new universe is a bitter and miserable hell for every single one of its inhabitants, for all eternity

Good thing vriska will fix it
:^)

I can see Soldirk working since Sollux is the type of person who is able to straight up tell Dirk when he's being too aggressive or frustrating.

kinda sucks that dirks gay, canon relationships wise. there are a bunch of female characters that could probably handle him, vriska included.

then they can have a foursome with arajake!

>tfw you will never help jake plunder a troll girls tomb

>DirkVriska
oh man that sounds perfect

if you want them to murder each other, yeah

Is it just if you're both shitty people?

Dude, they're both so controlling that it'd work out somehow. They'd constantly try to one up each other, it'd be great.

50 mitunas

In canon Dirk calls the The Condesce sexy so he could be bi

Dirk's would be heroic

given how much god tier immortality has degraded since it was introduced, probably

dirk wants a trophy and vriska wants someone to believe in her
ain't no way that shit is going to end peacefully

So which one of you is commissioning all the feferi/aradi butt stuff?

Any Vriska death is automatically Just because of how her clock broke.

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aradia would never....
link for proof?

A homestuck tvg would have the worst fucking power creep

And down

I miss dear, sweet, precious Fefeta

she was the life of the party

what a gal

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Whoever it is needs to stop

yeah but why is there so much? Does one dude just really like the two so he commissions from a bunch of different artists?

>he dones't like big booty bitches

I mean people like the Bendy Kanaya dude and the furry dogdick jade that have commissioned thousands of art for their quasi-obscure fetish so I'd say yes

he just needs to find better artists to continue his booty quest
he has my blessing

why are there no non-rapey male characters in homestuck who can believably be played as dominant when youre erping

i guess if youve got an obscure fetish you cant get your jollies anywhere unless you pay for it. bendy kanaya guy is a particularly sad case in this respect.

Mituna

John, Dad, Grampa, Jack, Slick, AR, Sollux

sollux
john
dad
jake harley

I'm not gonna lie, I'd fucking love to see that sort of situation unfold. Dirk just ruining each character's big thing one by one by getting way too into it, then moving on to the next victim like some sort of emotional vampire, right up until the new earth becomes depression central.

>No DD

Come on you're not even trying

not playin some ageplay fetish and not playin a carapace. john is not in the slightest bit dominant, it is literally integral to his character that he only ever does what hes told. that leaves me with the fucking king of whinge himself. 'AA/FF fuck me or dont ii dont giive a 2hiit life iis poiintless' i cant get a boner to this

fuck it im doing it

Nigga you're erping as a fictional 13 year old, get gud or get out

are you getting into character because that looks like a dequirked mituna shitpost

I've noticed there's like three of them
Dogdick Jade guy
Rose and Jade pregnancy/creampie/rape guy
And Feferi-Aradia butt guy

don't forget bendy kanaya

The only one Dirk should date is himself

Although Dirkborn is a good alternative

>MITUNA: H3Y U FUCKKLHJ 817CH
>MITUNA: 5UCK 17
>AG: *She sighed* Shouldn't you 8e at lunch or something?
>MITUNA: 57FU G37 0N 7H FUCKL FL00R
>Teacher! arachnidsGrip [AG] disconnected.

good start

Seen it once, so not a Guy.

LMAO
i thought u said non-rapey

Man you suck at this

ayyy
keep doing what you're doing

>AA/FF
oh god
he likes them because their initials are doubles

what if it's sollux that's paying for all the ara/fef art becauss it's double the cheeks

Didn't someone commission porn for lb or something autistic like that?

what does that have to do with sollux...

I don't get it, Act 5 made it very clear that Vriska was a dangerous asshole, why is she made the hero at the end?

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I misread that post as sollux buying porn for Aradia and Feferi and of them

What's the deal with making characters black, now?

why are tumblr memes so unfunny

What happens if you beat Sburb on your first life, with your prospit/derse self still intact?

CC: My ass isn't T)(AT fat!
AA: oh my god even their handle initials have doubles what the fuck

>now

these are the kind of jokes my ex made when she pretended to be me

i miss her

Well you didn't win, your ultimate self won :^)
Yep and it's great

when you land on the lilypad a little cruxite trophy materializes and there's a small amount of applause

well the most of
the trolls still had their dreamselves chilling and alive on their respective moons when they beat sburb
they died afterwards when bec noir was unleashed

Terezi Pyrope, will you marry me?

I mean, can you take it with you, and just have double you hanging out in the new universe? Although with the trolls it looked like most of them were still doing the sleep on one place wake on another.

>pretty much no way she isn't getting off on that

Do trolls have a concept of marriage?
Realistically, I imagine you couldn't take the spare with you, or it you could then you would just swap off when sleeping or what have you

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>can't sleep, because all you see is a horde of your ghosts trying to have a turn with your body

>tfw no ghost dream harem

well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad

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