Character draws a sword

>Character draws a sword
>*SHWING*

>character draws a gun
>heavy click noise

>character pulls out dick
>*SHWING

>Character watches a movie made in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>characters farts
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>"Someone FARTED"

>character sucks dick
>*heavy vacuuming sound*

>character finds bomb
>*loud ticking noises even though it's attached to a wrist watch*

>character pulls out an Asian guy
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Fires suppressed weapon in a crowd
>Nobody hears it

>Points gun in different directions
>Tacticool sounds for badass affect

...

>character is an autistic gunfag

it makes for a better scene

It's a .22

>Hot girl walks by

>character dual wields two longswords

>that scene in john wick 2

Ma nigga

>character is vegetarian
>isn't being force-fed lard
>the director isn't banned from the scientific community

>character gets hit in the balls
>all the guys grabbing their dicks and go "Owwww"

>norse walking on grass
>sounds like it's walking on cobblestone

...

what's the absolute stupidest thing lindy believes?

In each video he will always go beyond and make his own theories, pretty much every time he is wrong. At this point its more of a question of what truth does he speak

That England won the hundred years war

>character cocks shotgun despite not shooting any rounds

>>Some chicks pass Wayne
>>*SCHWING*

He thinks katanas aren't the sickest shit around

Churchill was the best tank of WW2.
MG42 was actually called Spandau.
England won HYW.
Operation Market Garden was a success.
Cavalry was useless.
No one used swords in combat.

>Cavalry was useless.

If you watched his fucking video, you'd know he meant at the start before cavalry became standard practice.

>dexter picks up an unsheathed knife
>SHWING

Hello Lindy.

That the Bren gun won WW2.