daily reminder that Peggy and Luanne killed a mentally ill man
also, King of the Hill crime thread
>Hank flooded the town, blew up the Mega Lo Mart & a car dealership >Bobby made crack cocaine at a school fair >Bill stole a tank from the US Army and destroyed half of Arlen >Buck Strickland tried to frame Hank for murder >Dale burned down a fire house and everyone (except Boomhauer) covered for him >Boomhauer, a Texas Ranger, never reported any of the illegal activities of his friends and was compliant and many of them
Blake Garcia
It's just a cartoon, bro, no need to analyze it. :)
James Murphy
Cry some more, OP!
Lincoln Martin
Wait boomhauer was a Texas ranger the whole time?
Aaron Morris
Yeah it was revealed on the last episode
Bentley Sanders
The meat inspector eps revealed it? Fuck I'll have to research it.
Jonathan Torres
More mentally ill people should be killed, once you're unable to mentally function by yourself you should be killed.
Joshua Gutierrez
Is india ink toxic? Shit I put off making the cake for my mom's birthday til the last minute and I don't have time to buy icing or equipment but I need to write her name on the cake and "happy birthday." I have a huge bottle of india ink. Can I just take a brush and write it on top of it without anyone dying?
Nicholas Parker
You've been posting the same thing for a few weeks. We get it. Peggy and Luanne killed a man and got away with it. Just stop
Ryder Martinez
>Peggy kidnapped a Mexican girl >Hank and all the neighbors literally TORE DOWN A McMANSION they didn't like with sledgehammers and chainsaws because it was raining >Peggy conned a man by completely ripping off The Sting with a phony gambling parlor >Bobby killed a whooping crane and Hank tried to destroy the evidence by stuffing it into a drain pipe >Con became a Laotian mercenary to impress his FOB friends
It's sort of crazy how often problems were "solved" by breaking the law in King of the Hill.
Isaiah Jackson
Someone must be watching adult swim right now
Bentley Adams
Meme?
Kevin Lopez
Just give her the cake as is.
Old people don't care about decorations they just want to eat something nice on their birthday.
Nathan Lee
Weren't a few of those actually more the problem of the plot?
Peggy had to face justice in mexico and was ultimately acquitted when it was obvious she didn't really know spanish and mistook her for a student, and Khan was asked to and trained to be a Laotian Mercenary/Freedom fighter, but decided to say "fuck you"
John Gray
Dude just make marks in the icing or go print something out. Or buy those letter candies they sell at any cake place or Walmart.
Hunter Hall
Hank Hill is an illegal
#DontBuildWall
Grayson Gutierrez
>Peggy smuggled cocaine into a federal prison >Hank and Dale bought crack, got caught, then cheated the judge's terms to escape prison time >Peggy, Dale, and Bill tried to kill Randy Travis >Bobby and Luanne fed Brooks & Dunn horse shit >Cotton & friends tried to sail to Cuba and kill Castro while framing Hank (while Hank stole a Daniel Boone costume from a national landmark) >Hank delayed a flight on Thanksgiving when his turkey was mistaken for a bomb >Khan exposed secrets of national security and was branded a traitor
Logan Long
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Alexander Ramirez
God I wanna play with Peggy's tits.
Ayden Young
the whooping crane didn't die, it just fainted.
Hudson Gray
Also Kahn leaked industrial secrets.
Nicholas Thomas
That plane thing wasn't really their fault though
Jack Miller
I was confused by this seasons twist, it was all hanks keikaku? ALL OF IT?
Christian Jackson
Translators note: "keikaku" means plan
Isaiah Hernandez
>Bobby made crack cocaine at a school fair Bobby made meth. Crack cocaine is a coke derivative that requires cocaine first.
Christian White
Did Peggy really kill the pig man? Wasn't he just on the convey belt when the automatic device killed him? I know they didn't care but did peg pull the "trigger"? Plus it's a Halloween episode so it's not canon
Leo Gutierrez
Daily reminder: Hank hill once met the silver surfer
Jaxson Lopez
Reminder that bobby probably has a son back in Japan with that girl he played DDR with
Asher Thomas
Peggy almost committed a terrorist act by telling the people of Arlen to mix Chlorine and Bleach as a "household cleaner".
David Garcia
>yfw Peggy was a ghost and only Hank ever talked to her.
Did people never notice this? It was implied she died during a propane explosion
Michael Wilson
It's kinda of stupid how anything Peggy or Hank does they always feel in the right.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
That's the joke
Robert White
>bait this poorly thought out. Here is your (you)
John Walker
Sort of half and half; in his crazed state pigman told her which lever to pull to operate the kill mechanism, and Peggy did that without knowing what it'd do. She tried to turn it off or reverse it but couldn't, but was also justifiably distracted at the time by Luanne still being on the conveyor belt with the guy.
Ryan Hernandez
right back atcha
Ethan Rogers
Dude you can make icing from sugar, butter, and milk.
Then just put it into a ziplock bag, cut the tip of a corner off and you can pipe letters with it.
Landon Powell
Whats the episode for Khan leaks?
Carter Young
De-Kahnstructing Henry
Jack Richardson
Holy shit that is a old episode.
William Carter
No. Wematanye fix. OO-LOO-LOO. OO-LOO-LOO.
Noah Clark
>"Why am I wearing the hat"
Honestly the best joke in KOH
Dominic Clark
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Joshua Martin
Fuck OFF Randy
Dominic Sanders
Name the five episodes where nobody does anything outright illegal.
Grayson Young
>meth Boby didn't make crack, he made meth and called it Crank
William Miller
Randy,you're alright.
Daniel Roberts
eh, it's okay.
Carson Gutierrez
why did I have the bowl?
Owen Murphy
Hank didn't blow up the Mega Lo Mart.
Josiah Brooks
This episode is horrifying
Adam Price
>boomhaur makes sex tapes of the women he sleeps with >dale dug a tunnel under hank's house and road without permission >bill dug holes in the road without permission >dale destroyed a fucking water tower >buck and hank ran an illegal food truck service