BRAVO JOSS

Never forget that this is a thing

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>It's sad. The way a funeral is sad.

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>Self anointed and unchallenged feminist
>Writes straight up erotic fanfiction

Was Whedon always this pathetic or was it just after Nov 9th?

This is "tell that to zodd's snapped neck" tier

or at the very least, Max Landis tryhard shit

People should be feeding this to his twitter and people that like him, kind of funny

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Joss's SuperBatGirl is doomed, it's going to be trashed as the pre-WW DCEU films

>X is a thing

has there ever been a more 'ddit phrase?

>should be
I think they already did
Look at the people posting this shit on twitter, its exactly the crowd joss was trying to virtue signal to
twitter.com/Punziella/status/875615397638053889

How is that a modern Steve Trevor comes off as a victorian era 'macho' manboy in Whedon's script while the one in the movie set in the WW1 comes off as the biggest bro good guy ever?

You can't make this shit up.

whedon hasn't advanced as a writer since the 90s

What happened on Nov 9th?

Well yeah, if I could I would be making hundreds of millions off of capeshit

i never heard of that saying

>let me lecture you about not lecturing me

>being so scared of a fucking website that you don't type the full name

This reads like a fucking tumblr fan fiction

>there's an old saying

Joss wrote this? Where's all the quipping? What's with the monologues?

This is the gayest shit. How do people write this and live with themselves?

How long did he cry on election night?

Jesus fucking christ

What exactly is the general plot of this movie?

>18.374$

was this just all he had left at this point? Man what a pathetic piece of shit.

>Joss could have bought a needy family their own home or a bunch of starving third worlders some goats, but instead sprung for the drop-in-a-bucket option that did absolutely nothing

>Let me mansplain to you the word "can't" and then tell you what you can't do
The feminists' outrage over this would've been delicious

Steve comes off like a massive douche.

>was this just all he had left at this point?

Are you stupid or what?

are you?

He's got a point.

Note how all the other amounts are rounded up, except the last one which is oddly specific.

Likely means he emptied his entire account.

Holy shit you people are fucking stupid.

Based Patty saving us from this mess

JL is going to be shit though

enlighten us

Thanks for the motivation to continue working on my screenplay!

>call other people stupid
>have no idea what asset rich cash poor means

Do you think millionaires have bank accounts with 10s of millions sitting in them?

Joss obviously has allot more money where that came from, but can you elaborate on how they're stupid?

i think its a bot or something.

>wicked sexy

*cringe*

>shut up and let the men do the talk

I...I would..

great idea with the low interest politics right now. You would basically burn money due to inflation.

People with money invest and only get small amounts for living expenses on a specific account each month.

DUDE THE PARADOXICAL EXISTENCE OF HEROES LMFAO
SO FUCKING DEEP
SO META NAH MEAN? LMAO

>Imagine being WB in the middle of Nolan's TDK trilogy cycle
>Joe Sweden comes at you with this '''''''''''script''''''''''' for your legendary iconic female superhero.

lol you thought that that other user thought that he literally went bankrupt? Is there a word for when you think you're to inteligent that you underestimate everyone else?

Isn't this what Man of Kill did tho?

>and wicked sexy

Who's fucking movie is this?

Whedon's rejected script for WW

He really hasn't.
> Get your skank ass offa me while I'm doing business!
lewl

>Film has dialogue
Why do they even bother?

I mean who is the main character?

Thank god for Patty holy shit. They should've put her in charge of JL.

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Post the page that has Steve call her a "fucking tourist"

he can't catch a break can he

>peeny

the 00s were a different time

that's a good start.

holy fucking shit

reminder that this is the man that now has full control of justice league AND batgirl

i'm 100% convinced that he'll make batfleck get batgirl pregnant in her movie

>(every syllable hit)

it was already posted, friend

Maybe batgirl will get super powers, and get chased by va...super powered thugs that are nothing at all like vampires.

>that second reply
Based mentally ill degenerate monster

>DCfags think they escaped the the curse of DCEU after Snyder quit
>Wh*don is his replacement
AAAAHAHAHA

He is such a cuck lmao

The entire 2nd act will be Barbara in:
- horrible physical pain from losing fights vs. comic baddies
- horrible mental pain from losing discussions vs. Joss-men

No one has ever written men or women worse than a Whedon.

>say some stupid shit
>"but I would'nt actually say something this stupid guys"

Regardless of what he says, this is absurd and retarded.

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I want the whedon batgirl to go ahead so badly, it's going to be amazing

>-Signed, a strong woman with the cock and balls you only wish you had
>it's now offensive to claim women do not have a penis and ballsack
real life is such a shitty meme, I love it

100% he's going to do the trannie villain from the newest reboot
Joss can't resist it

I was kind of hoping for a drag queen granny goodness but a tranny in batgirl would be fun

Why did he hashtag random words?

Who is this? What is this? Why is this shit being posted? Fuck off with your asinine capeshit discussions

>DCEU said no to Refn's Batgirl
>gave it to joss

At the very least Refn's would have been way less expensive to make

Original wonder woman movie script by joss whedon, the one they were using before the current one/movie

2014 was the height of meme of hashtagging, it was quickly followed by sorry not sorry

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Anyone else here feeling like they could be a writer right now? I have no grasp of the mechanics of the English language. I don't know what a pronoun is. Yet, I still understand intuitively how these words don't go together.

How many other writers do we just assume are talented because we're told to?

Quite a few. Whedon got into business through nepotism but doesn't have heart to tell people when they inevitably ask him how he got started, how he really got started.

Elaborate

yes, after watching/reading max landis' shit i've gained a lot of confidence

Whedon had family connections into the business, before ghost writing and all nonsense dealing with 92' buffy.

He had in's in hollywood before he was even fucking born but doesn't have heart when people ask him at panels how he 'got started' which invariably ask him advice on how to get their stories on screen etc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Whedon

To codify my statement Joss Whedon is third generation Hollywood.

Almost everyone does these days. More and more writers and actors get parts based on nepotism.

Being a writer for a big budget movie is less about talent and more about skill. That skill being dealing with all the demands from people above you. I have a friend who works for The Asylum, they make all that knock off trash, mega shark this or that. His job is mostly about doing the movies for cheap. He says he gets to be inventive and creative a lot as the job has to find work arounds and save money. Frustrating, but the smaller the budget the more he gets to tweak things.

>with a little ironic smile underneath

like a.. .smirk?

>doesn't have heart when people ask him at panels how he 'got started'

you mean he just ignores the question?

or he clearly doesnt care that much about movies?

I understand that for some people but Joss's father and Grandfather worked on huge show's that stretch over the last century. It's a little disingenuous to give the advice he gives when he has a 100 years in business backing him.

No he tells people asinine advice as if it makes a difference about getting your foot in the door.
either of his nerd hq panels, he gets "how to get into business questions" he's an effeminate manchild.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bdl7vqss9nY

jump to 23:40

Obligatory

hahah

All that really matters is if you can write believable dialog, and not have every single character sound identical

Having an in "nepotism" matters the most. If nobody reads your shit no matter how good, nobody will ever put it to screen

Fuck, DC really dodged a bullet.

lol remember he went away after SJWs hated him for avengers, then came back to #resist Trump and now everyone hates him again

lmao

Arguably, they dodged one bullet by diving into another bullet.

>transmisogyny