Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker!

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Are YOU ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum?

>can't use any of his iconic catchphrases since they're all stolen

hue

>gearbox

How the fuck is this even possible in todays ultra-PC world?

It's gonna be terrible.

This will be fucking terrible.

20 years too late

Can't wait

literally impossible in todays day and age

>gonna be terrible

There is only one man that can save this movie and you know I am RIGHT.

>duke is a nu-male faggot with no muscles, glasses, iconic hair, 5'7 height, that kills evil men because of manspreading and his catchphrases are from feminist books

no thanks

This. Gearbox are a bunch of copycat SJW's who rip shitty remakes of praised IP's to survive. This is a terrible idea.

Also someone should post clip from Alien Isolation game where Alien just wanders around in darkness.

>Gearbox

How the fuck does Randy still have a fucking job? Why isn't he in jail yet?

Which is why it'll work so well. The controversy alone will have everyone seeing it out of curiosity.

I would rather have a decent sequel to DN3D

Come on user. We all know Idris Elba was born for this role.

Every time some makes these posts I just imagine the most canned audience laughter imaginable.

That and the poster getting stabbed in the cunt.

>The controversy
You have no fucking idea of what Gearbox is do you.

>not blonde Arnold

>White man with blonde hair
>Masculinity
>Sexism
>Xenophobia

>In the current year

Only if it's R-Rated.

>gearbox duke nukem
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duke nukem is more relevant than ever and this could not have come at a better time

inb4 mass media thinks all gaming is misogynist and homophobic

Please tell me Idris Elba will be playing Duke otherwise I will NOT be seeing it.

I haven't played video games in over a decade, so no.

>moviepilot
Stop spreading clickbait here

Can't wait to see randy hamfistedly puts himself in the movie

Good luck trying to get it past SJW. True Duke Nuke Em is beyond sexist and problematic for them

Ron Perlman, Stephen Lang or Dolph Lundgren are the only options.

Or young sexy duke aka Scott Eastwood.

If it's as tone-deaf and retarded as Forever, we should see the Douk movie bomb and the IP dropped forever

rip, all you needed was another competent game with a strong mod community