My mother found my framed Hitler photo while cleaning my room. What do I do?

My mother found my framed Hitler photo while cleaning my room. What do I do?

Nothing. Just say you want to be a leader like hitler but doesn't support his views. "Germany needs benevolent dictator like me" or something like that

Is it a crime to keep Hitler pictures?

Why did you set Hitler's photos in your room? :3
Are you worshiping Hitler?

>mfw grandpa had Mein Kampf in his bookshelf next to Stalins book
>tfw there's no mf because I got gulag'd

Say it's a framed photo of Adolf Hitler.

>was ist das denn?

I learned German language.

Just come clean bro.

>using iPhone
This is the real crime

>I got this from a friend and never threw it out
>I just wanted it for historic reasons mom, I don't worship him
>I found it in the attic and never got around to throwing it away
>It was a gag gift thats all

>Was ist das????
>PIDERAS
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA

HAHA HITLER DINDU NOFIN AM I RITE GUIS XDD

lmoa

>rape

Translate?

Quality rossiyskiy humour, pidor

Give her the dick
>newfags don't remember this thread

Kill yourself Nazi scum :)

made me think

>only russian source

...

Unsere Führer Mutti.

>What is that then????

"What is this????"

say you lost a bet or something, judging from her reaction it doesnt look like coming clean will do you any good.

and what's the 'denn'?

Sorry I don't speak German assholes

Ask her why the fuck she stopped cleaning when she clearly wasn't done.

FUCKING BASED

The sentence is 99% the same as english. Use your brain for once retard

"picture of Hitler"

Just say it was a joke gift from one of your friends, say something like "oh shit that thing's still there?"

is German humor all about saying obvious things in a context where you wouldn't expect an obvious thing to be said or am I mistaken?

You don't have to speak German to understand it. That sentence is pretty fucking similar to English.

If not bait, this is a beautiful example of the mutt in his natural glory

A rhetoric element to stress her indignation. A better translation would be "What is that????" imo.

Is American humor all about pretending to be retarded or am I mistaken?

sasuga american

Tell her that It is a prank.

send the picture of her holding it to the stasi and tell them you found it in her room.

GET HER PUT AWAY BEFORE SHE DOES YOU!

thanks!

>a framed picture of Hitler
goodbye sides

You have my unconditional love mate. Just do this to make it full.

"fuck you mom, I'm old enough to do what I want" like the underage you are

>he doesn't have a framed picture of Adolf Hitler in his room

seize the local brauhaus

invade poland

This humor is kind of funny.

Bro you are retardet if you let your mom clear your fucking room like common and why do you even have one if you have to hide it from her anyway

Pretty much this
T. Someone who spent a month around them because English major

Hitler isn't funny

No it's fucking not

You must be joking

This should be as easy as trying to figure out what „Das Maus ist im Haus" means

I'm not even English and I don't speak german and I can understand it. Get a rope.

the absolute state of monolinguals' brains