All right why the fuck is this guy not in prison

All right why the fuck is this guy not in prison

He is a celebrity who is on good terms with (((media)))

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hes too handsome to be a pedo

Why is he sweaty

I paid 100 Euros for a white shirt and like anime

Because he just watched some based cunny kino obviously.

I made the monumental mistake of picking philosophy as my field so now I pretend it's an actually important field that is useful for humanity and that we should abolish democracy for some reason

>I hate pedophiles
>I work for the pedowood industry
wew lad

Daily reminder that Kelso has testified before Congress on behalf of the nonprofit he cofounded and you're on Sup Forums shitposting about capeshit and celebrity gossip.

You are less than worthless.

what happened?

>mfw Kelso is a successful VC irl

>In April 2011, Kutcher and then-wife Demi Moore began a public service announcement campaign to end child sex trafficking.[71] Kutcher claimed that 100,000 to 300,000 American children were sold into sexual slavery. The number was criticized by newspaper The Village Voice. Kutcher and others including the New York Times, CSPAN, and CNN used a peer-reviewed study referring to minors at risk for sexual exploitation.[72] The Village Voice, from their research, said it was only hundreds of children.[73] Kutcher claimed the criticism by the Village Voice promoted child prostitution and used Twitter to request that Village Voice advertisers withdraw their advertising from publications owned by its parent company.[74][75]
kek how butthurt can you get

Can anyone from /fa/ tell me the name of this hairstyle?

Kelso cofounded a nonprofit to combat child trafficking, and is testifying before Congress on what he's seen. OP has taken a one second blip of this out of context because OP has nothing better to do with is life than this.

Basically, Kelso is trying to make the world a better place, and the worthless edgelord virgins of Sup Forums are calling him a pedophile because hiding behind a computer and shitposting about someone trying to make the world a better place is easy and safe and actually accomplishing things with your life is hard and lame.

go to your barber and ask for the "JUST"

>combating child pornography
>making the world a better place
Do you know what board you're posting on right now?

the pedo bush

t. Kelso

He's part of the Clinton pedophile cabal

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the "running hella late and getting out of the shower 10 minutes ago"

is Sup Forums still on a moral crusade with pizzagate or whatever?

I really hope they keep up with that so that another loon goes and actually kills someone
The asshurt would be terrific

I really think that if I ever met anyone else who admitted to browsing Sup Forums in the real world I would physically attack them. I really, truly hate all of you that much.

what if they're also a baneposter

Ashton Kutcher's home movies.

it'll be a falseflag anyways to show conspiracy theorist are nutjobs

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