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I always thought it was weird the costume was a two piece but the shirt never rode up with how much he moved.

Peter likes getting kinky.

Pete and MJ used to be shown fucking ALOT.

Peter's WAY too jacked, Spiderman's supposed to be sleek, not hulked out.

She's a bad babbysitter, seriusly she's basically vicky there

its always been said that spider man is flexible because even though his muscles are much stronger there also much more flexible

Not true. To BEGIN with he should be kinda lithe, but then years of webswinging around New York build him up.

Why did he give her that costume to fuck her in? Does that mean he wants to fuck himself?

Would swinging his own weight really build him up considering his strength? It would increase his muscle endurance I guess, but it would be like a grown man working out with 1lb dumbbells.

Fighting the Rhino, Venom, etc. would.

That's not even jacked spiderman that's like incredibly baseline Spiderman

You should see him in that one where he takes down electro

Newfags all think spiderman should be some lithe prepubescent looking pretty boy

i know. spider-man is a grown ass 30 year old man.

It makes sense that he got a lot bigger over time. I mean, a lot of his down time is him physically lifting things and doing fast physical spurts.

>Felix The Cat flower pot
>Old school spin-dial telephone
I'm still looking for Waldo.

Not really. Back in the Ditko days his classmates comment on him being ripped at least twice. Once when some of them try to hold him and Flash away from each other during and argument and one thinks to himself that Pete has some big muscles under the lame shirt he always wears and another time when Pete and Flash box and they see him not all covered up.

He clearly isnt in highschool as spider-man always should be

I hope you drown in beef stew.

>MJ
found it.

Go back to sleep, quesadilla.

29 Years married
Suck it gwen-fag. Your book sucks

They allowed their infant daughter to be kidnapped and possibility killed.

Gwenfag go away with your overrated Waifu.

Peter and MJ had to have had the best sex life ever after Reed and Sue.

>gwen-fag
Pffffftttt

>Gwen-fag
>you don't like a shitty character so you must like another shitty character

Fuck off Slott.
Or is that you, Quesadilla?

A: Symbolic, Mrs. Spider-man, get it
B: Its a skin tight outfit

Look up male gymnasts, they do tend to look ripped.

>Calling MJ AND Gwen shitty.
Holy wheatcakes.
This shitty taste should be punishable by death.

Nice

yes

Why is a shirtless Superman tying up Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents?

...

MJ eyes are more distracting

I cant stand these gay ass writer self insert perverted sex scenes

Vicky is not drawn on model

Is she doing coke in the top panel?

Was it Micheline?

The eyes and nosebleed seem to convey just that.
Also, she was a supermodel

>"Face it, twerp, you just hit the jackpot!"

I miss these two kids. They were such a fun and loving couple. Are all the writers afraid of marriage these days?

Nah, not all. After all Aquaman and Mera are going to get married again
It's just that they choose the ones that are afraid of it to write Spider-Man

I've always liked the ending of this What If.
He loses his powers but still gets a happy ending.

She is a nightclubbing degenerate

That sounds nice I will have to check it out

No they just want spidy to seem younger then he is after all he got popular due to his age

Maybe now that kamala fills that gap he can stay married

>He still doesn't get how Spider-man's sticky powers work

Like most small details that make no sense in comics, it turns into a one piece when he puts it on because science or something.

The man has two wrists wrapped in mechanisms that shoot industrial strength adhesive rope without a bulge around his forearms. I think he's able to come up with a shirt that doesn't ride up.

To be fair, Gwen is shit.

>Guy has the power to stick to every surface with EVERY PART OF HIS BODY
>"I wonder how is he able to keep his shirt on with all that movement?!"
There's nitpicky, and then there's being a retard

>and now tumblrwhales read comics

So is MJ an oldschool krumper or a New Orleans Bounce kinda gal?

Sounds like they had some of the best sex life for a while.

Oh fuck, I lost it hard.

The foreshortening on MJ is way out of wack and he couldn't be arsed to draw the fingers or toes. In the background the two blue walls are supposed to be a door frame, but again he didn't even bother to draw the entire upper left of the door. Peter just looks...off. Both of them look really off.
Why was this asshole so popular again?

Shut up faggot.

>A male spider deposits his sperm into a sperm web, holding it in his palps. Then he cautiously approaches a female spider. The male spider deposits the sperm into an opening on the underside of the female spider's abdomen. The female fertilizes her eggs with the stored sperm and then lays them into an egg sac.

i wasn't even reading at the time and i miss this :(

whats that

MJ fills out that suit really well.

And then baby Mayday gets that infinite power in his place, so now imagine a fully-grown and all-powerful Spider-Girl in such a tight outfit.

>that time they killed Aunt May with photos of MJ's hot bod

>that time Aunt May died and no one made a deal with Satan

What happens next?

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!?

To be fair, you need to fucking kill yourself.

I wonder if the author of that story noticed the irony of using a portion of Peter Pan, the story of the kid that didn't want to grow up, in a Peter Parker story, the guy that isn't allowed to grow up by the editors

>male gymnasts
yep, they have huge upper bodies from supporting themselves with their arms all the time.

>Except not really, because she was a "genetic actress".

Manchildren who cling to their geriatric mommies and what Peter to be single and miserable as them are what keeps Aunt May from dying.

>Find a flaw
Peter Parker is acting like a rapist.

To be fair, if a character's only notable feat is their death you could say they're a shit character

Its called BDSM u fuckwit