WE'RE BEING HACKED

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DISCONNECT THE MAIN FRAME

I THINK I CAN REDIRECT IT WITH OUR MULTI THREADING

OK I LOCKED HIM OUT AND I'LL TRY TO SEE IF I CAN GET A FIX ON HIM

GOTCHA! M'GEE HE'S EMITTING FROM A SIGNAL ABOUT EHHHHH 200 YARDS AWAY FROM THIS BUILDING, on avenue street...

*looks at each other*

Throw her big gulp on the router

ILL WRITE A GUI IN VISUAL BASIC TO TRACK THEIR IP ADDRESS

disconnect the ethernet cable

ZOOM IN! ZOOM IN AGAIN!

UNPLUG THE MONITOR

type on her keyboard at the same time to counter-hack even faster

install gentoo

Type random gibberish into DOS windows

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three keyboards

kill her and cancel that god awful show.

Fart everywhere.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY DEVICE DRIVERS

Turning the computer off is the most sensible thing to do

Open your mouth wider.

>say it is unimportant and people should ignore it
>lose election
>turn around and say the hacking is the most important thing in the world and everyone should talk about it and bow Russia was totally behind it

She was a voice actress in the Blade Runner computer game.

pls no

*uncovers the Russian/Iranian/Syrian/North Korean cell that murdered the Marine/Navy officer whose death started the investigation*

BITCH YOU CAN'T HACK OR NUTHIN I GOT NORTON

>show has gazillion ratings for the past 14 years
Good luck getting it cancelled
Unless some animal died during production, it could go on for the next 3 decades

Delete system32, of course.

unplug the monitor.

Start typing like crazy and hope boss doesn't realize I'm not doing anything.

>a second mouse cursor shows up on screen
>"guys, it looks like we got company"

Ignore the fact that she's nearly 50 and jam it in her pooper

>Detective show
>There's a quirky female hacker

I'd hook up a usb hub with 3 more keyboards so we can all fight the hacker at the same time.

>character is "hacking"
>beep beep boop sounds

That's good

KILL THE RUSSIANS

Post that one webm.

WE NEED MORE FINGERS ON THIS KEYBOARD STAT

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ENHANCE

Non-American here. What exactly is Big Gulp? I understand that it's a large soda that 7Eleven sells, but is it just cola, or does it have a particular flavor?

INTEL® HYPERTHREADING ENGAGED

Do amerifats actually watch this?

youtube.com/watch?v=3d-oxcnBfSk

Call Anonymous.

Big Gulp is a particular size of cup, about 1 litre. It can hold any cold beverage.

Unplug the network cable you dim bint.

Yes

WHYYYYY

You have to realize that people that still watch broadcast TV are pretty old or complete normies. That's why everything on TV is written for braindead idiots.

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youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0

I just like to post this one whenever I can.

Post the webm in which two people hack on the same keyboard

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fucking lol

The least believable thing in the series is that there's so many murdered armed forces people

I love gondola, such a high power meme

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100 terapixel CCTV cameras.

IT'S THE HACKER Sup Forums

fuckin hell

>McGee you take the left side of the keyboard
>Dinozzo you take the right side with the numbers
>I'll take the middle part
>Ziva you take the mouse
>Gibbs you take the..
>*Gibbs unplugs all the cables
>GIBBS WE HAD A TRACE ON HIM!
>*Gibbs slaps Dinozzo twice and points out the window*
>It's a 20 year old nerd with glasses standing directly outside of their office on the fucking naval base hacking the system with his phone
>He tries to run away.

don't worry, the IPs are masked *console scrolls*

Damn... hacking works like *THAT*???
youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

Too accurate.

CHECKMATE

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blini

hes hacking your biological defense mechanisms quick let me plug into you and act as an external firewall. ok uploading my data into your system now!

> open dos window
> type "start counterhacking.exe"
> 3d wireframe graphics come up to show the program tracking the hacker through all his proxies

> can you lose him?

>start counterstrike
Jesus Christ are people this retarded?

Yeah, hi, i'm the head writer at CBS, can you start on monday?

depends on what your network looks like but just shut the vlan interface on the subnet that's affected or shut down the access switch's connection to the comp that's affected, etc. Barring that if they're already in your systems you're going to have to shut off your servers connection to the core and sort that shit.

i can understand that this is probably more interesting to depict a hack like this. But how do normies watch this without feeling a little silly?

same way people watch people that should be professionals not hit someone with a gun they've trained on for years from 20 feet away. they turn off that part of their brain that says, that shit makes no sense and clearly a lie so they can enjoy the show.

Did the mean old woman hurt your feelings?
Aww....

>going to reddit for advice on how to hide massive political corruption.
This generation is lost.

OH FUCK JUST KILL ME

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>"quick, we gotta hide"
>moves cursor to the bottom right corner

>What ya got Abbs?
>I found out that our killer is a player in the immensely popular online RPG game "Cave Crypt Dweller Online"
>So?
>So? Don't you know that our own humble McGee here is one of the top 10 players in THE WORLD?
>*Gibbs looks at McGee*
>Well I'm.. not that good..
>Don't say that McGee! You're the best!
>Abbs.. what does this mean?
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? GIBBS CAVE CRYPT DWELLER ONLINE IS THEEEE MOST POPULAR GAME TODAY BECAUSE OF ITS AMAZING GRAPHICS AND DEEP GAMEPLAY!
>So?..
>Well we can have McGee challenge the killer and then when he loses he'll want to kill McGee and then we grab him!
>Abby I'm not really sure about this pla..
>Okay we'll do it, set it up.
>Luckily I have it installed here so we can do it right away, you'll love this game Gibbs.

>character playing modern console with wrong controller
>fortunate son starts playin

Kek

One fucking liter of soda? What the actual fuck, that is crazy. If I buy a liter of soda, It can last me a whole week.

there's a pic somewhere that shows the American smallest soda in fast food chains is as large as the biggest European one

>an actual nuke on the screen
im dying, somewhere someone looked at this and thought to himself yeah this looks great

>if we're going to find the killer we need to beat this videogame him and the victim played together.

Stupid eurotrash

>Doomsday hacker plot
>World is hanging in the balance and everything is fucked if the protagonists can't guess the hacker's password in time to cancel out the hack
>Get in at the last millisecond
>What was his password?
>"...It was his dead wife's name"

>The moral of the episode where girl gamers are getting harassed is that girls shouldn't play video games
Is Dick Wolf /ourguy/?

>It's computinatin' the answer...

Hell, I know the sumbitch is computertatin'...Don't tell me that which I know

But isnt that a parody? "Hacking" has been joked about numerous times in Castle before. They even made fun of "ENHANCE!".

>grab your gear we got a dead _______

you autists, this is satire

LAUNCH DA CYBERNUKE

I haven't watched NCIS in two or three years, how are the newer seasons?

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That girl in the OP. Would you?

>girl
That's an old hag caked in makeup.

trips of truth

Why are Euros so poor? It's disgusting. I could throw my semen at them and it would be more calories than they eat in a week.

ginozzo left the show and they replaced him with fez and two other chicks

Sure thing,Creosote

SH SH SHUT UYP IT SHOUDL HAVE BEN HER AHHHHHHHSJDHSHHHHHHHHH