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Starship Runt V to Star Command...we've found home. over.

edition

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anyone who uses the phrase "white girls" is guaranteed 110% to be a brownie

>astrology-obsessed vegan festival hippie girls
mentioned

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Centre of the Earth

hate minorites
simple sa

First they steal our dreams then they steal our memes lads..

ffs

Every poster here under the UK flag, essentially supported the rape of Rotherham, and are the moral equivalent of kiddy fidlers

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I've uncovered the horrifying truth about the Mongols lads. These four men are single handedly responsible for every major conflict of the past 30 years. These men are Mongols. But more than that, they are kingpins of the undergound intelligence community. MI5, the CIA, the KGB, every intelligence agency you can think of, are all wee whelps compared to these titans. These men have cameras in every house, they know every password, every single action you are about to take they have already predicted and planned ahead for. They control the world's governments with an iron fist. The worst part? Nobody even knows any of this. Not even the governments. They lead from the shadows, only ever affecting society through agents and actions so minor you don't notice until it's too late. These men are masterminds, hubs part of a wider network, an empire of the shadows. These men are preparing for the Mongol century. How do I know all of this, you ask? Years upon years of research and decoding their media has revealed to me patterns, and these patterns, when properly deciphered, reveal the truth. The truth, that the Mongol Empire never died, but instead retreated into obscurity where they now dwell, pitting their puppet states against one another in an an increasingly potent dance of death, waiting for the moment to plunge the world into a nuclear apocalypse and reveal themselves, then reclaim their place as the world's hegemonic power. It all adds up.

you're a minority though

reading about the first ever contact europeans had to asia, in human history. In the 11th century some lad and his helper literally walked from France to Mongolia to send a message. When they got there the mongol king didnt understand it, so he gave them a message, in his own language, that they didnt understand. Then walked back again.

>the virgin tesco runt
>THE CHAD MORRISONS PATRON

"uh oh scoobs, hope dog sperm can't impregnate me" - vilma

morrisons bread is lush

Not all of us vote Labour pal

What can I use instead of soy sauce in this stir fry then lads?

another example of girls being poser sheep uncultured idiots
shades of edge to them

bosniANUS

do u kno de wey

utterly one track minded about kissing the oneitis lads

Anyone here do amazon rentals before? If you return a multiple textbooks with the right slips is it normal to get charged the full price of one if you somehow forgot one packing slip? I've done this before and wasn't charged the full price,

>private A380
mad really

About to fuck this thot soon

Morrisons is for Tramps

>australian flu
does nothing good ever come out of that godforsaken land

Quite enjoying the Mongolian throat singing gimmique. 2018 off to a good start

he dose not kno de wey

KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK KLOK

alri poortherner

thats me, btw

ACTION IS COMING
ACTION IS COMING
ACTION IS COMING

2/10

Wouldn't bother

love beeing poor and northern hahahahhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjbgfjkbbbbbbbbbbb

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Weetabix

wish i was a turbodeano billionaire

did a line of that white girl t'other day

fucking love being southern and oppressing the north. you will never have electrified rail you cunts haha

Poofter

2018 has had no good Gimmicks so far , absolute dirge of a year

they can't even do that properly, the spell it weet-bix and forget about the a
absolute runt country

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they call me the fastest poster in the south

british history is shit
why couldn't we have had a napoleon

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shut your cunt mate, before i make a big dirge right through your vile smegma encrusted face

'norman

the very existence of the north sends the southern rent boy into an extreme, incomprehensible rage

cromwell

brown fingers typed this post

i've reached the age where thots no longer appeal to me. all i want is a pretty but modest woman to settle down with

is just repulsive

I will create the gimmick that will dominate /brit/ for the entire year.

get ready for it lads. I'm unveiling it in April.

woke up craving a dominos
might eat dominos then sniff coke at work
also, janny is back on the case lads

but he never went on a mad dash through europe
and then went and faffed it with his son anyway

This girl has had miles upon miles of cock

Britain invented everything

what does it mean to be a nigger?

Spanko!

The official British sub-group tier list

Top tier
>Celts
>Norse
>Pict

Mid-tier
>viking
>Jute

Low-tier
>Saxon
>norman

remember to always use contactless anons

i reported you for this

are you wearing a hat

janny's off his nut

dont get it

new jannies soon, lads

can't wait

Lol I bet you have a servant type your posts for you, toff twat

cypress hill are underrated af lads

lmao

tactical assault spoon

Never, Ignorant, Getting, Goals, Accomplished

cards are for wankers
i still write checks(cheques to you)

support this post

ive never used my card in my life

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What did they mean by this? What are the Mongols planning lads? I've got a bad, bad feeling about 2018. Is this the year the Mongols enact their master plan? Is this the fabled Year of the Khan?

what's the difference between norse and vikings?

*slides up behind you and snatches your card at the bar*

yo barkeep, 3 gin and tonics on the card

*slides back and puts it in your pocket*

back to ireland patrick

You may need your head checked for Down syndrome

still waiting on the first poo of 2018

but y

show me de wey

why is vrchat suddenly a normie meme

>i use cheques
alri granddad

good lad

norse were pagans, vikings were plunderers

fuck sake. i've done 2 day since hogmanay

>yo
FOY off

UGANDA WARRIOR

never heard of "cheques" or "contactless cards", where i live we still use shillings

What’s to stop a proper lad with good banter infiltrating the janny positions and causing mayhem? Surely you don’t have to send a fucking CV just a load of waffle about why you’d be a good free man

poo posts are disgusting and idiotic
i report every single poo post

2018 is the chinese year of the dog

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Rothschild puppet and white genocide advocate Peter Sutherland is dead at 71 from a suspected heart attack

i'm sure their "work" is supervised for at least the first little while and intermittently after that

The stated religion of the population of Kirklees, as recorded at the 2001 census of population was as follows:[15]

Christian 261,128 (67.2%)
No religion 54,445 (14%)
Muslim 39,312 (10.1%)
Religion not stated 28,394 (7.3%)
Sikh 2,726 (0.7%)
Hindu 1,222 (0.3%)
Other Religions 772 (0.2%)
Buddhist 397 (0.1%)
Jewish 171 (0.0%)

>there are people unironically applying to be an unpaid custodian of a manchurian taxidermy forum RIGHT NOW

ah yes
the north

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rot in hell, evil bastard