Worst adaptations go

worst adaptations go

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> mfw reading the cursed earth and the day the law died

So is the Stallone movie an adaptation of that? Because that was based as fuck

Also, this guy was too pure

Mean Machine was 10/10 though

How much better would the movie be if Stallone kept the helmet on and Rob Schneider wasn't in it?

Much much better.

He would have to lose the helmet when he gets kicked out, but yeah as soon as they get back into the city he could reacquire the helmet and keep it on for the rest of the movie

I think that would be a fair compromise

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Used to watch this as a kid so I can't see it without the nostalgia goggles. I still love the fuck out of it.

Funnily enough, i think i have to thank the movie for making me love Dredd
Now that i'm more informed on the character i can definetly see all the problems (not that Dredd's adaptation was the only flaw of the film), but it was over the top enough to just work for me

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Damn. That could've been something.

>that white, dry tongue
I bet she had a cold or something even worse.
Also that movie was ass.

I think it's the lens filter or post production that made it look like that. Look at how white her skin is.

I feel personally offended.

Best and Fury Road are the only two films I've ever turned off while watching

>Best
I mean this, voice to text flub

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Scarlett Johansson was so hot in this. So much so that you forget she's a Jew for 10 min

Just because you want it to be good doesn't mean it's good.

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Literally the only thing I'd ask for is that he kept his helmet on.

Came out during a period with no good superhero movies and lucked out

Why did people like this movie?

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Came here to post this

I was a huge Wolverine fan back then, but even I could tell the movie was kinda shit.

Fuck man, the videogame does a way better job at it.

Fuck you I love this movie.

FUCK (you)

It was a bad adaptation of Dredd, but its still fun as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

And you'd think it would be pretty hard to fuck up something as simple as "hot chick performs heists in a sexy outfit."

> implying Jews are good

Didn't say that.

Just as long as we're on the same page. Also I've never been to Sup Forums in my life, don't really intend to start now

Prejudice towards people belongs on Sup Forums.

Wew lad

Do you even know where you are, faggot?

You clearly don't.

Yeah, we're on the comics and cartoons board. Not the being dicks to people for no reason board.

Im on Sup Forums. Where are you nigga?

>worst adaptations go

Can we count TMNT3 as a worst adaptation? As much as I hate the new turtle movies, TMNT3 was just fucking weird.

>tfw you have to shit and you still don't know how to use the three seashells

>he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells

>he doesnt know how to use the three seashells

If you think that's bad you should the weird purple plastic armor urban jungle thing SyFy did some years back

It'll make want to go there run to Billy Zane arms wide open.

Canon it's not perfect but worst?

Worse than. Superman 3 or 4?
Worse than Batman & Robin ?

Those movies are garbage
BvS is reasonably 3/5. Far from from perfection far from hate.

That cat's eye logo is the most early/mid-2000's thing I've ever seen. Same with the font.

Yeah bit next to Xmen Origins the rest all look fine.

Lex Luthor's piss jar would beg to differ.

The movie is like the research for it was simply watching Batman Returns and assuming that is how Catwoman works, then tweeking it a bit so it is not exactly Catwoman in Batman Returns, thus erasing the tiny bits that were comics accurate.

The big bad guy who can't be out the sunlight for one second begs to differ.

Global rule 3, fagolos
Keep your edgy adolescence out of the discussion boards.

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Normally, I'd say don't judge a book by its cover, but...damn.

Did Fury Road trigger you because of all the women in it doing things?

Ohoho, that is where you are wrong.I'll prove it. I'm about to watch the extended cut and further this delusion.

>Implying Batman and Robin isn't kino

I turned it off way early, I'm not into action movies and I realize that's all that was going to be. I also hate the Mad Max setting and didn't care for the first film. I never said it was a bad movie, I didn't see enough to actually judge it on those merits

>Nobody posting this.
Whats wrong with you people?

yeah, this is going to flop so fucking hard

they're making an avatar movie? why are zuko and katara's skin colors reversed?

you are kidding right?

it doesn't exist

I would rather not be reminded of this movie.

Black Ranger's the only one that makes it look good, but not Power Rangers good but generic tacticool good.

I doubt they'd be doing the final battle in suit too.

>Sequel announced days ago

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This. I was gonna be fine with some changes, even with them making them white. But fucking up the bending overall made it unforgivable.

how anybody could fuck something like bending?

Got to pump up that chi. Shamalamadingdong said so.

post the webm

you know the one

> I'm not into action movies
> I also hate the Mad Max setting and didn't care for the first film.

Why did you even try?

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>it's true

WHHHHHHYYYY

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the cartoon was such a weird adaptation.
it ignored almost everything the movie did and essentially made its own world.

totally betrayed the spirit of teh film.

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>Both Dredd movies were flops/box office bombs

Dredd just can't catch a break

But boy if Dredd isn't the most kino 3D live action movie on the market.

A bad adaptation of an already terrible adaptation of zyuranger

>Fury Road-fags trying to defend their shit movie with "Y-YOU JUST HATE WOMEN"

Why though? It was a great movie. That scene where they were shooting those bikers over each others' shoulders was my favorite.

Honestly, that's fair.
I'm sorry for being a dick bag.

Still not sure how Barakapool came about.

It looks like Guyver and Ironman had an incredibly ugly baby.

I know everyone's talked about it to death, but what the fuck were they thinking?

It's almost as if they intentionally ruined the character

I can easily understand how Fury Road just wasn't someone's thing. It's an odd movie.

It makes you feel small doesn't it? Makes you feel that the world's gone insane? There's no one around to validate your opinion. That's isolating. Seeing a sequel to a franchise from thirty years ago that went out on a mixed to negative reception returning to universal critical acclaim and enormous profits? That's not supposed to happen, just like hard R-rated, high octane action thrillers aren't supposed to get nominated for best picture.

But no, it's wrong, it's all wrong, they're all wrong, this has to be all wrong.

This movie was so shit that my dad who even liked Dragonball Evolution hated it.

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I swear, you idiots are the worst, most defensive shitposters on Sup Forums.
Go back to jerking off to your mediocre flick and pretending it saved the action genre despite it being a corny piece of shit with nothing special about in any way, and that Raid, the action movies that is actually good, creative and influential despite its young age doesn't exist.

>All this butthurt
Kek

Struck a nerve, didn't I? But you forgot to refute my arguments.

Source?

user, you forgot to list a movie

>LE BUTTHURT
>Y-YOU HATE WOMEN
>arguments
Fury Road-fags are embarrassing.

Fine, prove us wrong.

Because of asian countries.

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Prove what wrong? Your idiotic defensive shitposting and strawmanning?
Just kill yourself.

>idiotic defensive shitposting
Well that's just like y'know your opinion, man.

>strawmanning
When did I do that?