JSA Storytime: Punisher 2099

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Edge.

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36.... CALIBER

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Thank you op.

fuck yeah

bring on the edge

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no, thank you, user

hah! young Palmiotti on inks!

This is just gonna be Judge Dredd, isn't it?

it's like it's Frankmas!

Hello Storyteller.

Well, time for "satire".

Also, that is quite possibly one of the tackiest costumes ever put to print. His crotchplate is teeth for fucks sake.

I feel like the pigeon of allergies shit in my throat and every muscle in my body aches

Crotch teeth, you say?

That's crotch floss

I'm losing it at the pixel skull

w-waifu

only a few more weeks until she's written like garbage

dat advanced 2099 technology

Pat mills

Sup Forums has been very Sup Forums today...

anyway, respite

ok but i've seen this greentext

can't it be both?

This is even better than I had imagined.

at least Chuck Tingle has issued the best possible response to the Brexit

it's taking his look and turning it up 1000 years

>variable density power bat
Gotta admit, that's kind of a neat ide-
>"I've never used the lower settings!"
... Sigh.

Yeah, but Artemis is legit badass. This dude is trying too hard, and has yet to escape Hell by crawling out of his own grave.

... I really need to re-read Artemis REQUIEM sometime.

we've only begun to begin

Tooth floss?

i didn't expect but like the corporation stuff

Punisher in Hell would just start killing

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>using the lower settings
Do you even punish?

He may be the only light in the political darkness ahead. At least he's industrious.

>to withstand every conceivable weapon
>so he used the inconceivable

man the plasma thing doesn't(can't?) live up to that amazing text

the corporation stuff is both very of its time and still pretty fucking relevant, maybe even more. you know the Marx quote,

>Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

Yeah, 2099 was Marvel: Cyberpunk.

And there would always be more criminals to kill! Punisher kills Satan! This feels like a market that ought to be capitalized upon.

Fuck yes.

We should do Doom Force next to keep with the theme.

>This dude is trying too hard

First time reading Pat Mills?

>nope, shot him in the head.

fistbump of texan solidarity

yeah but i didn't expect that quote to apply in MY lifetime! but i guess farce is better than tragedy

>techno-shaman
So this is just straight up Shadowrun.

Seems like it would be useful for removing uppity innocents without killing them.

A dystopian future ruled by corporations? That could never happen!:D

HMMMMMMMMMM

I am so ready for Prez to come back--note some similar themes, but a totally different tone.

Also Flintstones might be really, really good.

>>Seems like it would be useful for removing uppity innocents without killing them.
This is a universe where there are surgeons cutting people open on the street and the police don't care. How many innocents do you think there are?

Mills often blends technology and mysticism. Slaine has a whole arc where evil druids use bizarre future technology, and the ABC Warriors has one where the team of robots have one of their members modified to be tri-symmetrical so he can fuse with the consciousness of the planet Mars.

where's Comrade, we have actual Thor cultists here

See this stuff never seems to be taken as a joke by fans and you end up getting people who are like Doom isn't a villain

Flintstones is out in two weeks right?

There better be some Prez in October solicits

Agreed

that Bendis thread >84037187

> Church on Thors-day

Best future

They gotta launch it before November!

>Thors-Day

Has there ever been a Bendis thread that wasn't a barrel of fun?

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actual storytimes are like the pain you have to push through to get to the fun

Scooby has had 2 issues before Flintstones even had one?

>TIME TO GO TO VALHALLA, MOM!

Flintstones hasn't come out yet, no

it's out sometime in July

also I think Future Quest got delayed

Fucking Shaner you didn't even draw the entire first issue and had a fill in already

>tfw no avengers madmen

i guess PmIf user will get there

to be fair, that fill in was Steve Rude so I couldn't be too annoyed

I just saw someone call America Chavez an "interdenominational lesbian" and I'm fucking losing it

it's like what, the Methodist/Lutheran cooperative yard sale?

>Not keeping Thursday sacred
Have fun in Hel!

Steve Rude is doing a fucking Flinstones comic?

I love the skull bike's >_< face.

>interdenominational
now THERE'S diversity!

Steve Pugh is doing the Flintstones, Steve Rude is doing some of Future Quest.

bleedingcool.com/2016/06/14/review-dc-comics-new-version-of-the-flintstones-is-more-mad-men-than-mad-max/

No, he drew part of a fucking Johnny Quest comic

>You're not a happy family, you're all liars! Because I say so!
Wow, tip it harder, dude.

There are lesbian churches?

>interdenominational lesbian
Man, now that would be a unique take!

In America's utopian yuri dimension, I could believe it.

I know, right?

there's Dianic Wiccans, at least

>It can't last. I must be merciful and kill you before you become disillusioned.
I was fucking joking about tipping it harder. This guy is a exported Final Fantasy villain.

Don't think so, but there should be.

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>I was fucking joking about tipping it harder
This is still tame compared to Marshal Law

go forth, the spirit of FRANK is with you

the pauldrons are almost Manhunter

>And your Deadware

Here we see, Jake setting the tone.

Even the Castle > Gallows thing is great.

DOOM 2099 is a fun time

2099 New York police are one of the few justice systems worse than the Judges.

You'll see why in a few pages.

>pack more into one issue of this mag than most comics have in a year
Been a long time since this was a selling point.

Ghost Rider 2099 is a lot of fun for the first few issues

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were that we could return to that

Decompression was a mistake.

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So yeah, 2099 New York Cops are waaaay worse than the Judges.

The Judges at least don't allow shit like this to go down. Even if Mutants have about as many rights as Degens.

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how are you owls today?

>"I let my bullets do the mourning."
>uses a flamethrower

PLASMA
GAS
CANNON

sleepy

how are you OP?

What? She IS an interdimensional lesbian, isn't she?

kind of out of sorts, I've had a deep headache and I haven't made it to my workout in the past few days

this villain read too much Philip Larkin

>How are you owls today?
Pretty good, actually. Today's lesson: Coconut oil. Not soap. Good lube though.

'Interdenominational' is an amazing typo

interdimensional, yes

interdenominational, not so much