Reminder that being Gwenpool is suffering

>Reminder that being Gwenpool is suffering
>But she smiles anyway

>this is the modern marvel character

Generic waifu trash.

I'll put her out of her misery then.

Do you think that deep down, she knows that people viciously masturbate to her?

Is that Jetstream Sam?

suffering?
she doesn't even have disgusting skin cancer

I hope so, it makes me want to masturbate to her even more

She has cancer of the soul

if she was truly meta, she would do an entire issue naked or fucking a dog or horse

What the fuck are you talking about?

WHERES. THE. PORN!?!?

so she is emo, so what?

>"What's the purpose of it all? The status quo; kill some no name baddy for money, use money to better kill more no name baddies in-between all the suck when actual supers come into the picture.
>I'm just a girl, ya know? Just a girl with a snazzy costume that hides all her insecurities behind a guise of zaniness and fourth wall breaking so I don't become a target, a tool to elevate an up and coming super or to tell the reader that nameless thug #3547 is a bad dude or dudette.
>Now I'm just a target at the whims of a writer instead... being a hero is great. The journey? Terrible... So stupid... at least if I was just an extra on a light hearted series I'd probably just be an hostage once a month and get saved from a mugging a few times a week, but NOOooo, big girl Gwen just HAD to become a protagonist in her own series, what does that get me?
>Friends dying, getting shot at with all manner of junk, getting pity from those I look up to IF I'M LUCKY... What am I even doing?
>I miss my home, my friends, all this being just drawings with speech bubbles on them, I miss my parents... My parents... Do they even remember me after I got my cross dimension VISA thing?
>What would they even think of me now? Killing a sea of people to patch that hole in my wallet? Granted those mooks aren't good people, but some of them must have people that care about them, right? So what does that make me?
>I just tell myself it's just a comic...
>The worse of it is, if this is all a comic book then that means people are paying to read this, people are fueling this limbo... what's so great about me anyway that I keep getting issues printed!? This isn't f-fun for ME, how can t-they just keep buying it, making me go through the grinder over and over!? Some fans they are! *hic* I-I... wish this was a failure... I wish they shelved this whole run... I want to go home..."
You did this to her.
How can you talk about protecting her smile when you'll always be the one to take it away?

Never bothered reading about her but if she is the female version of Deadpool isn't she supposed to be horribly scarred and ugly?

...

autism, the post.

You need to stop

daily reminder that Gwenpool is cute, guys, cute!!!

And if you don't like her you are a mega fagot!

absolutely.
It's a fucking comic. The character is stupid. The people that read it only read it because they're assholes and they enjoy suffering of little girls. Go read some jap guro you stupid bitches.
In the end though, the writers are to blame. There's several different audiences to see something LIKE Gwenpool, they just decided to go THIS particular route for THAT kind of person.

I'm expecting shit to start going further south for her now that her backstory has been shifted to the Marvel universe itself. She'll probably start forgetting her out-of-universe information.

She knows that if she's going to survive in comics, she needs NEETs to jerk off to her.

nobody is buying your bullshit mega faggot, you only like the book because you are trying to pretend that she is your gf because you are a lonely fuck.

So? Sam does the same.

i doubt it and I hope not. Thats the only interesting thing about her character

I agree, but it'd be interesting to see how she handles that for an arc.

She wouldn't if she forgot her whole schtick. It just seems like it would take everything away from her character. I'd rather just see her struggle with missing home, or see some of her life before hopping dimensions. I agree though, she does need more melodrama. She's a gold mine for it, I just feel it. I like how more fleshed out she's becoming, the longer she is in the comic world.

So why does Gwenpool exist? Don't they already have Spider-Gwen and Lady Deadpool?

I don't follow mainline Marvel, just their Star Wars and Disney Kingdoms books.

Its not Gwen Stacy. There can be more than one fucking Gwen in the Marvel universe.

No, user. There's only one Gwen. Just like how Spider-man, Colossus, and Star Lord are all the same person because they're all Peter.

Marvel should have comic book sales effect the story. The worse the sales the more they screw with Gwen Poole. And they actively track it in the comic, showing you the misery you have brought on her by not buying out the comic book store. Gwen must fight for her life against your apathy.

>the longer she is in the comic world.

She's getting by on luck right now because she assumes that she's the hero or main character of her own story. I wonder what would happen if she realizes that she's become a C-list cannon fodder character, or just a henchman or a jobbing villain like what she sees Batroc as.

She's already got the mindset that she's just a henchman in her mind right now. Hell she was thinking she was just a mook when they fought Whor.

Still looks like Marvel double-dipping on Spidergwen's popularity by creating a Ninja Spiderman counterpart to get more Tumblrbucks.

I'm going to keep buying about I cause Gwen needs to come back to the real world and her family. Maybe one of us knew Gwen. Amy be she was our friend. Or even our girlfriend. But Dr strange made us forget all about it.

It's not cute or funny this comic has nothing good

has she run into the actual deadpool yet?

No, it probably won't happen for a while.

That's only because it was inspired by an alt cover for Spider-Gwen, ass hat. So they made her her own character.

>if she is the female version of Deadpool
She isn't. Her name is Gwen Poole. Her costume designer assumed that meant she wanted to be a mash-up of Gwen Stacy and Deadpool, and so made her that costume.

It has angst

Has she met Nova yet?

>Gwenpool is suffering
Good.

No but I have fantasies where I am Nova and I meet her and she knows about my suffering and takes me under her wing and there is /ss/ to be had.

>Waaah I'm a one-note characterless piece of shit meme character who can't turn profit
>Why are internet people so mean ;_;

It brings me joy that she suffers.

same

>she kills because she misses her mommy and daddy
Go fucking cry to the Punisher you bitch.

Gwenpool is Marvel's Superboy-Prime

A love letter to Morrison and Morrison-esque stories. An exploration of the relationship between a protagonist and an auxiliary character, the consequences of maintaining such a powerful weapon that is 'plot armor', and the literal/figurative life-giving force of money that serves as the clockwork that runs the gears of the comic industry and thus propels Gwen Poole's life. See that she is a mercenary, an occupation that literally requires her to kill for money as she is killing (entertainment) for our money in real life.

As the Flash taps into the power of the Speedforce, the literary manifestation of movements, acting as both an ability within the narrative and a force that pushes the story forward; Gwen Poole too taps into an unnamed force made of popularity and sales numbers. To live, she must exploit the perceptions of cuteness, crude humor, and a culture of violence. She is both a reflection of the industry itself and the readers who support it. The end of issue 2 shows a pure existential crisis, why does she live and what for?

She exists merely to exist. A virus. A meme.

So what you're saying is, if I like Gwenpool, I should check out Superboy Prime?

Yeah she is made to sell, but does that matter when her books are good and people enjoy her?

Tumbling down soon!

When do we get Gwenpool fanfiction? I have issue finding any.

gwenpool getting kinda dark with that coercion and homesickness

It was Deadpool + Gwen's pink hair. I don't think the costume designer could have known Spider-Gwen.

I think she was more despairing that homesick, since she was quite eager to set up her new life in 616 this issue.

So Gwen did some pretty terrible shit before her transportation, right?

Maybe she tried to /ss/?

>Dr strange made us forget all about it.

At which point she would be labelled 18+, her readership would plummet, and she would be dead.

Superboy-Prime was perfect

Either a shitload of drugs, or mental illness.

OR just being a neckbeard

>Or even our girlfriend

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

She would be partying and getting fuck by chads all day if she was a real person and of course she wouldn't be into comic books

girls with pink hairs like skinny dudes in bands

no, they like chads and jocks and specially black dudes for the cock, blondies are whores user

Deadpool + Gwen's pink hair + need to get rid of excess fabric - pants

No, it must be something criminal. If she were an addict (or mentally ill, or a neckbeard), she would have arrived that way.

You could argue that the way she acts shows signs of her being bipolar.

Yeah that much is true; I guess in the context of the original question I was thinking "mental illness" would have to be something very severe.

They were in the same room at She-Hulk's Christmas party, at least.

Deadpool was at that party? I didn't notice him anywhere.

So basically she's read comics byGrant Morrison.

Nah she hulk didn't let him in.

>war veteran vs teenager
You autistic shits are the worst

She-Hulk kicked him out, so the two Hawkeye chose to skip the party too to don't live him alone at Christmas

But user. She was real. Dont let then win. The void you feel deep inside, the one that prompts you to think that all women like Gwen Poole wouldn't even pay attention to you and get fucked by chads everyday, is caused by you forgetting her. Think about it. Deep down in you subconscious you knew her. Yet the forces of Stranges magic are making you associate whoever looks like her as a Chad loving slUT. So you won't remember her.

...

I believe it.

Waifus are just girls who have ceased to exist.