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>Couple guilty of homemade bomb terror attack plot
>A man and woman have been found guilty of plotting a "devastating" terror attack in the UK using a homemade bomb.
>Food factory worker Munir Mohammed, 36, from Derby, and pharmacist Rowaida El-Hassan, 33, from north-west London, also exchanged messages about ricin.
>The Old Bailey heard asylum seeker Mohammed signed up for a "new job in the UK", while messaging an IS commander via Facebook.
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so glad we gave him asylum, he's clearly appreciative of it
My mates adventures with some little tart
posting superior italiafu
Sicilian women are for Sicilian men
favourite nordic country?
anyone else know these
>so glad we gave him asylum
We didn't, that's why he's an asylum seeker. If we'd granted it he'd be a refugee or a former asylum seeker in BBC parlance
Auferstanden aus Ruinen
Und der Zukunft zugewandt,
Lass uns dir zum Guten dienen,
Deutschland, einig Vaterland.
Alte Not gilt es zu zwingen,
Und wir zwingen sie vereint,
Denn es muss uns doch gelingen,
Daß die Sonne schön wie nie
Über Deutschland scheint,
Über Deutschland scheint.
Glück und Friede sei beschieden
Deutschland, unser'm Vaterland.
Alle Welt sehnt sich nach Frieden,
Reicht den Völkern eure Hand.
Wenn wir brüderlich uns einen,
Schlagen wir des Volkes Feind.
Lasst das Licht des Friedens scheinen,
Dass nie eine Mutter mehr
Ihren Sohn beweint,
Ihren Sohn beweint.
Lasst uns pflügen, lasst uns bauen,
Lernt und schafft wie nie zuvor,
Und der eignen Kraft vertrauend,
Steigt ein frei Geschlecht empor.
Deutsche Jugend, bestes Streben
Uns'res Volks in dir vereint,
Wirst du Deutschlands neues Leben,
Und die Sonne schön wie nie
Über Deutschland scheint,
Über Deutschland scheint.
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I would give my life for the English people
>Sicilian women are for Sicilian men
is ur mate jay?
England
>asylum seeker
>job
Asylum seekers aren't allowed jobs though
mum got me cod ww2 for Christmas but i don't play games anymore
should i ask her for the receipt so i can get all the money back or should i just trade it in to get some money back and not hurt her feelings?
think i should be able get about £25 for it hopefully if i trade it in
sue
He is unironically called jay
chronic pooey-bum. tragic
Stai zitto Medigan di merda
play zombies with the lads it's mad craic
thank you audrey
my weed dealer is called jay.
he is a paki.
I like my paki weed dealer jay.
Shame Sicily's been occupied by foreign powers for the majority of its existence then
Hope she dies of silicon poisoning like the rest if the zipper heads
>The trial heard Mohammed, originally from Eritrea, who lived in Sudan for some time before coming to the UK, investigated making poison while working at a supermarket ready meals factory.
>The court was also told that he was using a sophisticated false documents to access services and work in the UK illegally.
could floor her with one swing
immortal nordic demigoddess who seduces kings and murders them in their sleep to absorb their power, but if she stops doing this she loses her immortality and starts to age. she falls in love with a common man wrongly imprisoned while at court, out of curiosity she visits the common man, which becomes regular occurence throughout the story as she expresses guilt about her manipulation and shit, but then the common man teaches her that death is a part of life as well as love and all of that. she eventually accepts his advice but then the king she was previously seducing is furious because he fell in love with her, and so he orders the guards to murder the man which they do, so the immortal nordic demigoddess is now alone and angry again, causing her to murder the king while feigning forgiveness. then she kills herself out of sadness/guilt/regret and the whole story ends as a tragedy
Well if he was using a false document then obviously we didn't give him asylum. If we had he wouldn't need to use fakes
have decided to start reading Tank Girl
i know literally nothing about it except that some guy drew a massive Tank Girl mural under an overpass I walk under every day and the girl (who I assume is the eponymous Tank Girl) looks quite cool
>white people
Do I go to watch Last Jedi or Molly's Game
dont even need to hat that post it is so blatant
you know who you are
should I invest £1000 in crypto?
Cheers for explaining, knew they weren't allowed to
Hate b*ack and b*own
mate keeps putting gay love songs on my youtube to piss me off and now my recommendations are fucked because it keeps autoplaying to fucking phil collins
how to fix this?
we gave him asylum, he then used fake documents whilst here to work
not difficult to wrap your head around mate
>blade runner 1997
what
literally fuck off oxford bender
Remember to love and respect your Islamic neighbors
no one likes a self-hater
Seven Psychopaths was shit
All The Money in the World obviously
already played it, fucking hate cod
WHY is it such a shit game? it's so unjustified
how much money do they make every year from CoD?
how much money do they make from 12 year olds buying loot boxes?
yet the graphics look like they're from 2013 and there's only 1 (ONE) zombies map
what the fuck are they spending the profits on?
l do that all the time
Seriously considering chatting up this new match. It’s come to this
>neighbors
foy
>British white female was brutally anally raped on christmas day infront of her two young children
>The 44-year-old Dublin man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has pleaded not guilty at the CentralCriminal Courtto two counts of rape, one count of oral rape and one count of anal rape
>The court has barred the release of the mans identity under guidelines to protect religious groups from discrimination
>She said she had about seven glasses of wine over the course of the day and fell asleep on the couch.
>She said she woke up to him pulling gently on her shoulder before he forced himself on her. She said she repeatedly told him: “No” but that he replied: “It’s okay” and “I’ve waited a long time for this” before anally penetrating her.
>The woman was treated for a perforated rectal septum and medial rectal blow out syndrome.
>“No means no,” she said. “He should have known that was without my consent.”
>She denied being drunk that night, but said she was tipsy. “Even if it was drunken sex, no means no,” she said.
how old are you now lad
have you watched it
>I would give my life for the English people
You can see why the Mafia exists.
Do not impersonate him
Unless you are thought you where banned
I quite liked it but I couldn't shake the sense that everyone was winking at the camera all the way through
all felt very ironic and detached
I put £500 into ripple a few days ago 'cause everyone was shilling it and it's now worth £347
Hoping it goes back up
that cute lad off tin star
one question per post you cunt
that was the name of the torrent
i suspect the guy who named it googled "blade runner release year" and accidentally put down the release year of the Blade Runner videogame which did come out in '97
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she won't reply to you
soy
On the phone to Jersey constabulary as we speak.
Not him but "asylum seeker" is used to describe people who haven't been given asylum - their application is pending. Those are the guys that are banned from work.
If you get granted asylum it's like being on a normal residency visa
alri sheikh hows things
Which one the killer or his child
If we gave him asylum then he'd be allowed to work legally.
Being an asylum seeker means you are here illegally and the courts are still decidin whether you get asylum or not. You are not a refugee and the government hasn't given you protection.
Read a book Wazeem
>you said it was over
>you said it was over
>but your clothes say different on my bedroom floor
alri Jeb!
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is this thing asian?
might be the only asian l have saved
crush me up and take a sniff, lads
Chicanos should be put in concentration camps
Listing to Popof
why didn't the scots vote for independence?
reckon alan is actually a good lad and not a sperg
would love to live the life alan lives
I am not sheikh, he was a violent extremest, i am just a innocent Muslim
TELL ME AWFUL THINGS
WHATS THIS FROM!?!?! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME¬¬!!!!!
bottom smells of farts
Asians are the last hope for the white race
why do brits call each other love?
clothes can't talk wtf?? which mong wrote that???
because, get this, a majority actually WANTED to be subservient to another nation
can you believe that shit
He lurks behind this post
looks Korean with plastic surgery
>have you watched it
Going to watch it tonight lad, it got good reviews and the anecdote it's based on was pretty interesting.
Unironically that's how it was formed. "Mafia" comes from the Arabic for "sanctuary", and originally referred to the peasants forming secret society-type groups to defend themselves against the injustices of extremely cruel feudal lords and landowners. It was only later on that it became organised crime.
>perforated rectal septum and medial rectal blow out syndrome
sounds hot
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it's used to patronise women mostly
walked into asda and asked for a night shift job stacking the shelves
told me to fuck off
shall be telling the job centre about this
>recommends me a film that he hasn't even watched yet
ahhh hmm... yes.. hmm interesting.. humm
*grabs metal pipe*
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>>The court has barred the release of the mans identity under guidelines to protect religious groups from discrimination