/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

non-lain edition

first for bbc

first for terrible early post

bad thread

posting here to trigger mario

legend

kek

I already told you Im not italian

for me it's emma

im unemployed and i've developed a bad habit of buying tons of crap online but i've decided to turn it into a good thing by flipping crap on ebay

Beating up my prostate like it's the redheaded step child

she has nice feet

this thread needs more kots

HEY! YOU! TINY DICKED C-U-C-K! I ONLY FUCK BIG DICK!

yeah theyre alright

there's no way the """kraut""" isn't ban evading

stop spamming your little dick here

could have fugged an american girl but she didn’t like that my dick wasn’t uncircumcised

fucking yanks

every white man should have one white wife and one asian wife

bump

damn niggers

Who /morningbeer/ here

>wanting to have sex with diseased wh*Toid sluts

>new england is an adjective
californish """""education"""""

I live in the blue building

Have you ever wrestled with a girl?

Did you get an erection?

why did you migrate to this thread 50 posts earlier

only if she wins

i have never touched a girl

Tongue all the way before i slip my BIG DIGG in her :D

same

would you wrestle her?

i would let her sit on my face to be honest

utterly humiliated and enraged

shan’t

femdom is the chad thinking intellectual mans fetish

YES

>not always letting her win so she can sit on your boner

>He enjoys letting females dominate him instead of dominating her

Pathetic

cool
why

now after reading this I will dominate instead of being dominated
thank you

Too muscular, it’d be like making love to a smaller man who works out. Pretty gross tbqh

nice bbc my man

Fugged a blonde cougar lads , she was really tight and said she was scared at how huge my cock was

Are you a nigger

she probably thinks you don't understand sarcasm

I don't feel well

>lads

No, i hate niggers

i'm starting to think trump is actually retarded

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>find a neat song on bandcamp
>the album itself only has 1 track available and the album releases in a week and a half

i was considering trump at one point because i thought he would purge all the neocons
instead he sucks their cocks, lies and plays golf
glad i didnt vote for him

women only want things other women want

please participate

women are a hive mind with no unique thoughts or opinions of their own

he pretty much just wants to please everyone

he has no ideology of his own nor the iq to make any policy decisions by himself

>puke up all the water you drank
>start puking up some yellow stuff(acid?)
>shaking like a leaf and coveered in sweat
in bad shape buds

reported to the thought police

really need you fucking americans to all die asap

typically myopic posts

84065129

very rude post

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tfw no tumblr gf

>84065173

>bandcamp

Sup Forums is useless and I dont think RYM has enough to list off yet

I meet with cartel near el paso tomorrow evening

I was told the recipient would come her

if you see the man with the black hat, drop the duffle bag without making eye contact, then ask him for a blue coloured lollipop

a car will come to escort us to the laboratory

I have zero friend irl, I'm doing a degree I hate, I'm pretty much guaranteed to never meet any girl ever nor get out of that fucking hell routine. Everyday I fight against the urge of stabbing my throat with a broken bottle of gin under my bed. The only thing that help me a little is come here and express my hatred for americans

Met a bulgar qt on tumblr once that was really into me , she would always skype me , i fugged up

>I meet with cartel near el paso tomorrow
>I meet
>tomorrow

shut the fuck up bitch with a phone call you could land in federal prison for a lifetime

the era of internet friends is dead, my dudes

>Genre: Metal

haha, shant be clicking on that album

sometimes I wish the columbine kids came at my highschool instead and I was in the cafeteria that day

what's wrong ?

my entire life

>>Genre: Metal

>haha, shant be clicking on that album

I’m sorry, i hope you find your way in life

he didn't writte ''I WILL meet with the cartel tomorrow''
he said it in present and then he wrotte tomorrow
so is not clear WHEN he meet with the cartel

ganbatte

Right here my man. Sleeman Draught today because it was the first 15 pack I saw.

seems pretty clear to me when he is metting with the cartel

you're just being a little bitch about it

>Sentiments distingués.

Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire?

Helo please gib Quebec gf

at the end of a letter you tell the person they have your most respectful considerations

no.. it's grammar, nothing else
you know what that is right?

vous êtes comme les vraies québécoises... j'essaye de parler avec vous en français et vous répondriez on anglais.

aussi merci

mexico

Of course, English is the only relevant language here

thought i was in /fr/ lol

early twenties are marketed as the "best years of your life"

That phrase wasn't made for you
those are generalizations that only work for stable and sane people

really dont want to go to my Rome class tomorrow

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my fault for not knowing my dad right ?

just completed my annual inventory audit ama

this fr*Nchiod needs to get laid

Cheers bruv , im here pounding down steels

anyone else posting from they're MacBook Pro?

what's in your inventory