non-lain edition
/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico
first for bbc
first for terrible early post
bad thread
posting here to trigger mario
legend
kek
I already told you Im not italian
for me it's emma
im unemployed and i've developed a bad habit of buying tons of crap online but i've decided to turn it into a good thing by flipping crap on ebay
Beating up my prostate like it's the redheaded step child
she has nice feet
this thread needs more kots
HEY! YOU! TINY DICKED C-U-C-K! I ONLY FUCK BIG DICK!
yeah theyre alright
there's no way the """kraut""" isn't ban evading
stop spamming your little dick here
could have fugged an american girl but she didn’t like that my dick wasn’t uncircumcised
fucking yanks
every white man should have one white wife and one asian wife
bump
damn niggers
Who /morningbeer/ here
>wanting to have sex with diseased wh*Toid sluts
>new england is an adjective
californish """""education"""""
I live in the blue building
Have you ever wrestled with a girl?
Did you get an erection?
why did you migrate to this thread 50 posts earlier
only if she wins
i have never touched a girl
Tongue all the way before i slip my BIG DIGG in her :D
same
would you wrestle her?
i would let her sit on my face to be honest
utterly humiliated and enraged
shan’t
femdom is the chad thinking intellectual mans fetish
YES
>not always letting her win so she can sit on your boner
>He enjoys letting females dominate him instead of dominating her
Pathetic
cool
why
now after reading this I will dominate instead of being dominated
thank you
Too muscular, it’d be like making love to a smaller man who works out. Pretty gross tbqh
nice bbc my man
Fugged a blonde cougar lads , she was really tight and said she was scared at how huge my cock was
Are you a nigger
she probably thinks you don't understand sarcasm
I don't feel well
>lads
No, i hate niggers
i'm starting to think trump is actually retarded
...
>find a neat song on bandcamp
>the album itself only has 1 track available and the album releases in a week and a half
i was considering trump at one point because i thought he would purge all the neocons
instead he sucks their cocks, lies and plays golf
glad i didnt vote for him
women only want things other women want
please participate
women are a hive mind with no unique thoughts or opinions of their own
he pretty much just wants to please everyone
he has no ideology of his own nor the iq to make any policy decisions by himself
>puke up all the water you drank
>start puking up some yellow stuff(acid?)
>shaking like a leaf and coveered in sweat
in bad shape buds
reported to the thought police
really need you fucking americans to all die asap
typically myopic posts
84065129
very rude post
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tfw no tumblr gf
>84065173
>bandcamp
Sup Forums is useless and I dont think RYM has enough to list off yet
I meet with cartel near el paso tomorrow evening
I was told the recipient would come her
if you see the man with the black hat, drop the duffle bag without making eye contact, then ask him for a blue coloured lollipop
a car will come to escort us to the laboratory
I have zero friend irl, I'm doing a degree I hate, I'm pretty much guaranteed to never meet any girl ever nor get out of that fucking hell routine. Everyday I fight against the urge of stabbing my throat with a broken bottle of gin under my bed. The only thing that help me a little is come here and express my hatred for americans
Met a bulgar qt on tumblr once that was really into me , she would always skype me , i fugged up
>I meet with cartel near el paso tomorrow
>I meet
>tomorrow
shut the fuck up bitch with a phone call you could land in federal prison for a lifetime
the era of internet friends is dead, my dudes
>Genre: Metal
haha, shant be clicking on that album
sometimes I wish the columbine kids came at my highschool instead and I was in the cafeteria that day
what's wrong ?
my entire life
>>Genre: Metal
>haha, shant be clicking on that album
I’m sorry, i hope you find your way in life
he didn't writte ''I WILL meet with the cartel tomorrow''
he said it in present and then he wrotte tomorrow
so is not clear WHEN he meet with the cartel
ganbatte
Right here my man. Sleeman Draught today because it was the first 15 pack I saw.
seems pretty clear to me when he is metting with the cartel
you're just being a little bitch about it
>Sentiments distingués.
Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire?
Helo please gib Quebec gf
at the end of a letter you tell the person they have your most respectful considerations
no.. it's grammar, nothing else
you know what that is right?
vous êtes comme les vraies québécoises... j'essaye de parler avec vous en français et vous répondriez on anglais.
aussi merci
mexico
Of course, English is the only relevant language here
thought i was in /fr/ lol
early twenties are marketed as the "best years of your life"
That phrase wasn't made for you
those are generalizations that only work for stable and sane people
really dont want to go to my Rome class tomorrow
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my fault for not knowing my dad right ?
just completed my annual inventory audit ama
this fr*Nchiod needs to get laid
Cheers bruv , im here pounding down steels
anyone else posting from they're MacBook Pro?
what's in your inventory