Its a teens drinking in the park next to your house episode

>its a teens drinking in the park next to your house episode

>it's an alone and unconscious teen episode

>its a i dont give a fuck episode and i change the channel

>its a he throws a party and everyone says they're attending yet only 2 people turn up while the rest attend Anthony's party the same night

>it's this episode plus you built a sex dungeon just for this moment

>group of teens sitting in there cars playing loud music and shouting at eachother right outside my bedroom

>it's a slutty white girl neighbors have sex with everyone but you episode

...

>its a pretend to be asleep during the orgy episode

>tfw partying at Anthony's right now

>it's a "get blackout drunk while watching old anime" episode

Black text.

Jesus Christ why do they all have Down syndrome?

FUCK OFF 4TH RATE WORST GIRL

>its a police operator tells you to 'get a life' after you report some teens for underage drinking in public

Saw that episode yesterday.

you're fault for having a party same night as the popular kid, retard

>he's too beta to smash sluts
lmaoing at ur life right now

Sorry for party rockin

Your fault for being a wannabe normie

*sniff*

me IRL

>its a you left your window open to let the cool night air in but now you can hear your neighbors fucking really loudly episode

>it's a "had a party shut down after I called the popo on them" episode
successfully did it twice already

>it's a "crying into your pillow because you can't sleep because you keep thinking about how Emma Roberts will never acknowledge your existence" episode

why did I get feels?

>tfw you realise you're past your prime
>tfw missed out on teenage love and sex
>tfw shit job and still living at home
>tfw probably will never move out
>tfw all friends have moved on, most getting married and having kids now
>tfw just think about dropping everything and travelling the world

nice, i had some drug dealers in my town arrested and sent to prison around 10 years ago.
the police are too lazy these days and just ignore every tip i give them.

Are you me?

>it's a stay awake after taking sleeping pills to enjoy the high episode

already planned a trip for later this year.
i will probably drive across america then up into canada and back.
if all goes well i will start travelling regularly.

I'm sure someone will crash into you and total your vehicle only a block away from your home.

Kek, wow that's a new low

good thing i am getting a fully insured rental car.