Walk in barn

>walk in barn
>see this

wat do?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

I'd swine and dine her.

I'd be porking her right between her hams.

You're going on eBay, stat.

Might keep rizzo though.

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Wonder who left a perfectly good puppet here. These things are worth a lot of money

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I tell her "you have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs.

This is funny.

GIVE
HER
THE
D

Fire up the ovens

Something absolutely harem

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wat

>harem
How come this guy gets all the Muppets babes?

>jiggly piggly
2 lewd

when suddenly!

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>360 degrees
Think about that.

>he doesn't know

It's a meme, you dip!

It's a meme you dip

My intuition and my wisdom grow

Enough with the pig puns creep!
Go jump in a lake, that's MY suggestion!

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My therapist and I worked very hard to erase that memory, I'll have you know.

And then I know!

I'd pork her... but I wouldn't get excited about it.
>Why not?
She's a bit of a boar.


>DO HO HO HO HO HO!
DO HO HO HO HO HO!

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i fucking love these guys, best muppets

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SPOOLER THAT DISGUSTING SHOT

fuck me, now i have to go fap to miss piggy porn, are you happy now Sup Forums?

Here. This image will explain, user.
I have it.

I'd rather see this, telling me to get on my knees and lick her hooves

That's retarded. I'm going back to my cave.

Put the puppet away before the cows bite at it.

What's even more retarded is that you think a person can turn in one direction and then has to walk in that direction
>I walked towards it and then walked away
>WTF HOW can you walk TOWARDS something and then WALK IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION
either way, you're just a huge baby

I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG!

>pig
>in a barn
close up for the night, duh

Hay is super uncomfortable to sleep on, let alone fug on

For a second I thought she was the hippo from meet the feebles.

Are puppets Sup Forums? I thought they be classed as live action desu.

Too soon

I hope to god she's the mayor in Zoo2opia.

I want to get femdommed by that pig.

The original meme was that you'd trample and destroy the 360 and keep on trucking.

Why are pig girls so qt

Remember that movie life of pie the title character in a bunch of difrent religions between them all there must have been a lot of things he Couldent eat

How did this Muppet puppet get in here?
...why the fuck am I even in a barn?

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do some porking

I thought it was Disney's snow white from the dress

You would think but no there Sup Forums

As do i

Call an ambulance.

watch the rat ravish her

I wouldn't overthink memes, user.

>360
>proceeds to do a 180

Are stand-up comics Sup Forums? I've wanted to discuss comedy on here for a while.

I wish these guys were in every Sup Forums thread.

LURK MOAR

Is she dead?

Sure is summer in here.

Walk out, and tell people the farmer is dressing up pigs in women clothes and putting them in seductive poses.

Oh user, that isn't a 180.

PLOT A CORSE

Would you?

I thought that was something completely different from the thumbnail.

Like the fist of an angry god

kermit cucked once again

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she’s ok
>"You don’t have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

why eggs?

It's from a pasta.

Man I love egg pasta

Glaze dat ham!

Amy schumer never

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Get ravaged by her.