>americans tip their microwave when the tea is ready
Americans tip their microwave when the tea is ready
>americans microwave their shoe refrigerators
Why do Americans shart on their tip microwaves?
>americans
Do Euros really wear their shoes outside?
>Germans put people in their oven
>Americans ban scooters in circumcised kinder eggs
>americans break their teeth on purpose when bored or hungry
Why do Americans go to the supermarket in pajama pants?
...
comfyness.
>Americans digest arguments
They can't without first microwaving them.
What? Am I supposed to look good for Whole Foods?
microwave the shart
>be american
>have an argument
>keep it in the fridge
>take it out, tip it for its service
>microwave the argument
>digest it
germany guy drink a beer with their shoes
Why do Americans lock the door to eat cheeseburgers in bed?
Nobody touches my fucking cheese burger
there are horrors that are better left unseen...
el hamburguesa del olvido...
Well, it is better than countries that pay taxes a lot.
I don't want anyone to catch me watching the gorilla channel
>jews
>people
>americans microwave their foreskins
Is Wolff a false flag to further discredit left wing media?
>making tea on the microwave
>americans pledge allegiance to a piece of coloured polyester
>americans tip doctors their foreskin
>Be shot
>Get sharted
>tips microwave their americans in the fridge
>Germans simulate their work when they go home after work
This