How does a 5'8", no talent fat ass who with ZERO jewish ancestry manage to make millions of dollars playing layabout unfunny fatasses married to solid 8/10 wives who love them in prime time sitcoms?
How do you fail in every respect of the genetic lottery from appearance to personal skills and yet still make such a success of yourself?
Nathan Taylor
he's hilarious
Nathan Collins
He has hair
Luis Lewis
No seriously though
Joshua Edwards
He is friends with Sandler and The King of Queens was a huge hit
Mason Bailey
successfully harness meme magic
Andrew Wilson
He never became a tripfag
Robert Taylor
Maybe, just maybe life and success is more about the individual than their height or race.
Elijah Baker
the funniest person on the planet
Cooper Ross
This. If you AREN'T a Jew, KNOW a Jew.
Noah Johnson
How much is a soul worth anyway?
Jace Parker
Hes actually not ugly
Levi Lopez
He got famous from his stand up. That's why they gave him a TV show in the first place.
Nathaniel Lewis
He's likeable and decent comedy actor. Paul Blart 1 and 2 unironically are great feelgood comedies. Only grouchies hate on Kevin James.
Angel Morris
Isn't this guy apparently a massive arsehole in real life? From what I heard he gets body guards to clear a room he is about to enter and is often rude.
Hunter Bell
He's not ugly. In fact he used to be pretty handsome
Wyatt Hill
I don't know who is the bigger jerk, Doug or Carrie.
Connor Brown
that's alex jones
Michael Campbell
Chris Farley died and they needed a fat guy
Colton Cox
He falls down and gets hurt
Carter Diaz
This desu
Ethan Martin
This.
Liam Ortiz
Maybe he is just a cool guy in real life and people like him
Cooper Walker
Hahahahahaha
Cooper Ross
He's reportedly an arrogant asshole and treats people like shit.
Isaiah Peterson
With how many manlets there are in Hollywood, it seems to be the rule, not the exception.
Luis Rivera
I imagine it would be significantly hardler to get cast in the role of an average joe sitcom main character if you were really tall and ripped.
Anthony Cruz
based kevin
Carter Hall
He's funny, get over it.
Cameron Martin
>ZERO jewish ancestry Maybe because that's Sup Forumstard bullshit you FUCKING RETARD, now go fuck yourself and end your life now you piece of shit
Bentley Young
>How do you fail in every respect of the genetic lottery
Have you ever looked at the guy's face? Like the pic you posted?
Landon Jones
he might be 5'8, but he's 240lbs stacked and he trained in MMA for a few years with professional fighters for Here Comes the Boom. Dude is a fucking gorilla. Joe Rogan says he would fuck majority of people up. I believe him. Whenever he falls down in his Mall Cop movies, he gets up super quick. Dude is light on his feet.