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Fuck off, cunt. I fucking can't stand anime faggots. You lot shouldn't be allowed to make a thread on here let alone generals thread.

O-of course desu :3 It's pretty expensive though. I-I'll pay for you though if you want!

>what's your thesis?
Haven't cemented yet, I've just finished the first semester. Though I do see a directions towards which I could go. It'll probably be related to topological quantum field theory.

>tfw nobody to pay for me to go to doggy hotel

W-well I'm here desu.

Just pay for it yourself

FLUFFY

>It'll probably be related to topological quantum field theory.

>that gif

Had a solid 30 minute sleep.

Floffy
Sounds cool, physics is interesting, much better than dumb biology
It's a good gif, I wish it was me

That's sounds like a nice wee nap

Welcome back buddy.

I can't understand how you take naps like that desu.

It wasn't a nap though. It was my night's sleep
Cheers mate

>I wish it was me
Same here.
Try fapping before you nap.

>much better than dumb biology
rude, really rude

Oh, well that's not a big sleep
>ywn be tied up and forced to act like a pet

Why live?

>nights sleep

I could probably get my bf to do it. Just gotta buy a leash first.

I-Is that a nipple??

No

New Zealand have a good platform to win here.

friend came over we were both drunk and we spoke about all kinds of shit i think he might have cheated on his gf with a ladyboy and that he might be gay but maybe not i dont know i also told him all about how i was exposed to sexual abuse as young because we started discussing psychology of pedophilia for some reason

am feeling mildly off beat if you know

feels bad man

>Goood taste
i have heard this before on the chans

not so much in real life but who gives a shit chans are real life too! fuck normalfags!
>I've never experienced temperatures that cold desu
ayo hol up you missing out famalam

>Oh no, I hate getting little burns on my fingertips
but it's the best part of the joint!

yukari is a cutie!!!!

please keep me company

im rolling a joint about right now

gonna get proper fucked ayyy


its sociallly accepteable to get many drunk on a monday night right? now is best time to get drunk right

It's socially acceptable to suck my dick.

>gonna get proper fucked ayyy
>on weed

almost laffin

>i think he might have cheated on his gf with a ladyboy and that he might be gay
God I wish that was me

I'm with you bro, go hard and ignore the dumb mutt
You're a crazy cunt mate, I don't know how you get fucked up every day, is it just booze/weed today?

That's seems like a strange situation, there's nothing worse that being a bit off beat and in a weird mood while being high
>but it's the best part of the joint!
maybe for you
>please keep me company
Don't worry I'll be here
>gonna get proper fucked ayyy
yeah booooooy
>its sociallly accepteable to get many drunk on a monday night right? now is best time to get drunk right
you do you :^)

>i have heard this before on the chans
>not so much in real life but who gives a shit chans are real life too! fuck normalfags!
What?

You should fuck him, or let him fuck you. It'll be fun.

don't worry about him m8

me on the left, pretending not to like being hugged

>am feeling mildly off beat if you know
Those were pretty heavy topics buddy, but it's good to talk about such things every now and then.
Just don't dwell on them too much

Don't encourage him, he'll probably do it.
Also me on the right

getting fukt on weed

Getting funked on life is better!

I was trying to give sense to what he wrote but I can't desu.

Me taking the pic.
>Don't encourage him, he'll probably do it.
I remember sucking my best friend's cock while we were both on ecstasy. Probably the best time of my life.

Wow you're cute
I kinda wanna take ecstasy with someone and see where it goes now

>I remember sucking my best friend's cock while we were both on ecstasy
this is what I wanted to do...

>I kinda wanna take ecstasy with someone and see where it goes now

it'll go to lewd places, the most perverted places!

That's exactly what I want

Hmmmm....

I don't get it, why are you Hmmmm....ing me?

It felt like my brain gets filled with happiness each time he thrusts his cock deep into my throat.
Then he confessed to me a week later and we dated for a while.

well you don't get it...

as awful as my life is

at least I'm not any of you

I know, I never get what I want

You and me desu.

I was just thinking you both want the same thing but now I'm Hmmmming right now because I bet you both want to suck it.
Alot of hmmmms going on right now.

That was one of the things I wanted to do, but you had to go ahead and ruin it.

>because I bet you both want to suck it.
What do you mean?

This. You two should hook up and post results.

This would have to be the worst general on Sup Forums

Is Midori here?

WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING?
NOW I'M CRYING!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE THIS SHOW

s-sorry...

Well going by what I know of you two, you both of you enjoy the submissive role.
Although I don't know how well that would translate into real life...

Don't mind me I'm just putting my thoughts to paper so to speak.
Think little of it.

Wrong nz general matey

It would have cost me, but I it would have been great.

>Although I don't know how well that would translate into real life...
We both would have taken turns I imagine, like me cutting with etc

stop posting anime and stop being mentally ill

I just wanna cuddle with my friend and maybe play some video games while we do so.

starting to feel proper fucked

rolling hay took forever

goonnna smoke now

see yall in ten minutes

cold as balls

finna piss first tho


there are large amounts of hard liquor available

going to dirnk myself shitfaced to all fuck now
just did two shots of vodka

finna get fucked up and forget about tonight

>almost laffin
oi cunt come smoke pot with me and drink we will get proper fucked i promise

>God I wish that was me
he is cute but he also speaks about

>>I'm with you bro, go hard and ignore the dumb mutt
fiddy two percebnt or whatever
>You're a crazy cunt mate, I don't know how you get fucked up every day, is it just booze/weed today?
today is just booze and weed

but thos are he HARDEST drugs!!!

people sometimes forget how many people are fucken druvggos on booze and weed

like fuck what family in norway aint got no auntie or uncle or whatever who aiunt hooked on booze,, and who don't know that dude whoa int fucked up on weed atlll times

i'ts fucked

society is fcked

i don't know

am fucked

>You should fuck him, or let him fuck you. It'll be fun.
yes maybe

he is p. damn cute senpai

>>i have heard this before on the chans
> >not so much in real life but who gives a shit chans are real life too! fuck normalfags!
> What?
what what? elaborate

>Don't worry I'll be here
you good nigga
>yeah booooooy
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>you do you :^)
I AM

>Those were pretty heavy topics buddy, but it's good to talk about such things every now and then.
i dont know am paranoid who knows maybe i will in the future mabye not who knows i sure doint is making me nervous at least
>Just don't dwell on them too much
maybe

who knows

where is he?

something wrong with norwegians

>Wrong nz general matey
What other nz general is there?

>what what? elaborate
I didn't understand what you were trying to say desu

>It would have cost me,
I would have paid for my part
>but I it would have been great.
yeah...

im fucking sick and tired of other countries all doing great things and improving their infrastructure, technology, etc while we eat glue
i fucking hate it

If he's anywhere he'll be at /nzg/ on Sup Forums
Though that place is filled with literal degens that use discord.

>I would have paid for my part
Hmm I suppose you aren't low on money are ya
Damn, that would be even better.

>while we eat glue
I'm pretty sure you sniff it not eat it matey

>Australian internet

It's not that bad. Don't pay attention to these homosexual ERPers.

i've seen some kids eat glue

homo erp is the best part of these threads though!?!?!?!?!?

>like me cutting with etc
wew

I really want some booze right now lads

hello

i am back from smoking joint

quite wasted
qiuite high

i unironicly got stinging rodger from thiss joint

stung my fingers

am proper fucken high though

I'm gonna sleep. Good night fellas.
Don't do it user.

You should have got yourself some while you were out.

Can't you go buy some?

Booze is no good for you!

Nightie night user.
Sweet dreams.

come to oslo ive got loads

>It's not that bad
its not bad
its fucking horrible
i honestly think that nobody has any clue how we are 1st world

how do I get a non-autistic NZ friend? a lot of the kiwi's I've met are shitposters

>its not bad
>its fucking horrible
>i
alcohol is the wosrst drug ive ever had
do you want some?
ive got loads

Can I move to NZ?

>Australian Internet
Maybe you should stop electing your shitty corrupt government, you are literally as bad as the US.

s-sorry

Hey, the man knows what he wants

you likely overestimate how privileged how other countries are on average. Don't take the people who brag abou things as proof of everyone having it.

not possible

That's good to hear mate
Goodnight
Yes I should have
Can't be bothered
I know, but I still want it
cool, I'll be over soon
It's no your fault

Is the Geography Now! video on Australia accurate or is it horseshit?

am think am going to bed

sleep tight

>That's good to hear mate
good night

Sleep tight little drugo

Good night Norwegian friend.
Sleep tight.

good night