>Britain: Tea, crumpets, empire, King Arthur bowler hats, politeness, bad comedy, the queen, Big Ben, Stonehenge, music
>Scotland: Kilts, bagpipes, haggis
>Ireland: Potatoes, being oppressed by Britain
>France: Eiffel Tower, Louvre, berets, baguettes, striped shirts, rudeness
>Spain: Matadors, flamenco dancers
>Portugal: Nothing
>Germany: Nazis, efficiency, money
>Austria: Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Switzerland: Neutrality
>Holland: Windmills, wooden shoes, tulips
>Belgium: Nothing
>Scandinavia: Tall white blond people,
>Sweden: IKEA
>Denmark: Legos
>Norway: Fjords
>Finland: Nothing
>Iceland: Bjork
>Italy: Food, leaning tower, hand gestures, Venice, Rome, coliseum, mafia
>Eastern Europe: Being shittier than Western Europe
>Greece: Cool old stuff
>Russia: Evil, Putin, snow, nukes, communism
>Turkey: Istanbul not Constantinople
>Israel: Jews
>Saudi Arabia: Oil, Mecca, Islam Cube
>Iraq and Afghanistan: America fucking them up
>Egypt: Pyramids, Sphinx
>Rest of Middle-East: Shit hole, terrorism, sand
>South Africa: Racism
>Rest of Africa: Warlords, AIDS, poverty
>India: Weird religion, tech support, lots of people, curry
>Pakistan: Terrorism, nukes
>Central Asia: Borat
>Vietnam: Vietnam War
>China: Communism, evil, nukes, cheap labor, great wall, terracotta army, Jackie Chan
>Japan: Ninjas, samurai, anime, yakuza, electronics, robots, WWII, racism
>South Korea: Boring version of Japan
>North Korea: Nukes, crazy
>Mongolia: Genghis Khan
>Australia: Kangaroos, boomerangs, didgeridoos, Steve Irwin
>New Zealand: Nothing
>Canada: Basically being the USA
>USA: Everything
>Mexico: Cheap labor, sombreros, ponchos, food
>Brazil: Big Jesus statue, carnival
>Panama: Canal
>Rest of Latin America: Drugs
Generally memorable things about all the countries of the countries
>>Russia: communism
Kek
>>USA: everything
>Britain
>Scotland
>writing lego as legos
Kys, seriously
>Russia: Evil, Putin, snow, nukes, communism
My list were like
Keeping traditionalism warm in 21st century, SMEKALOCHKA, ...
>SMEKALOCHKA
I mean this kind of stuff.
>mexico: tacos, cartel, aztecs
>chile: looks like a chili pepper
>colombia: escobar and google search if colombia is spelled with o or u
>uruguay: paraguay
>paraguay: uruguay
>argentina: pope and coolest flag imo
>brazil: amazons, rio, big booties, city of god
>venezuela: arepas and hugo chavez
>peru: incans, maccu picchu
>el salvador, nicaragua, honduras, guatemala: criminals, black beans
>cuba: cigars, communism, old cars, fidel and che
>jamaica: usain bolt, reefer, whaddup mon, balegdeh
Wa are not rude
>Mexicans: Druggies, criminals, and rapists
Why are americans so fucking stupid
>Britain and Scotland being different things
Clueless yank. Also what on earth are you saying English comedy is bad, compared to the rest of the world it's stellar, it's one of the only things I can confidently say is good about this country
Thats how its said in alot of dialects of english
calm down
>damn legos all over the place
>damn lego all over the place
One is to emphasize the individual pieces, and the other is to emphasize the product
We are actually fairly intelligent. An American invented the site you are posting on.
>ctrl + f "cz"
>0 results
>mfw
>An American invented the site
You mean stole
mexico is actually not known for their rape, only murder and drugs.
according to nationmaster in the united states you are 2 times more likely to get raped than in mexico (in 2010). also didn't know south africa's rape rate was so fucking high jesus christ.
i hate americans so damn much
Why?
Powerful story, the fact that it'll never be completed makes me depressed. I almost felt the Hasek's agony since the last chapter.
French: rude, all smoke, colonizers and rapists
English: ugly, repressed, bad food but somehow still fat, colonizers and rapists
Belgians: pedophiles, chocolate, Molenbeek, colonizers and rapists
Germans: nazis
Spanish: paella, naptime, moors, old people possibly still fascists, pay denbts, colonizers and rapists
russians: tricky, liars, alcoholics, good at math, entire nation of white trash with 38 rich people split between moscow and st petersburg
The last thing I'd describe it as is powerful although it's been some time since I read it last.
czech republic: cheap beer, slutty women, organized crime, colonizers and rapists
A little rude to contradict OP like that in my opinion. And in front of all his guests as well. I mean this is his thread after all.
sorry bud
>czech republic: scientists and composers
>organized crime, colonizers
I wish
>implying the sudetenland wasn't a colony
>The last thing I'd describe it as is powerful
Then you've got it all wrong, try to find some sence behind primitive lewd jokes, dull situations and people in it. Or you're just too fragile nature to accept the reality.
Britain: Shitty teeth, country is full niggers and pakis and every, poor outside of london
France: everyone is black and horny, people are arrogant
Switzerland: OG jews
Spain: does not work, siesta every 3 minutes
Germany: very efficient, fun is not allowed
Austria: new turkish colony
holland: windmills and tulips
Belgium: waffles and chocolate
Sweden: cultural marxism
Italy: food, mafia, brown people nobody can satisfy
Turkey: Have all downsides of jews and central asians
Egypt: sphinx, roids heaven
India:Poor and looks like ganga
Central asia: churkas
China: the most in human people you can find
Japan: futurism, technology
south korea: technology
Mongolia: Khan
Australia: Red anglos
Canada: better version of usa
usa: fat and stupid people, jews rulling the country
mexico: drugs and cartels
brazil: parades with bunda
Yeah, German colony in Czech lands
>some sense
I don't think that's what HaĊĦek had in mind when he was writing... well, anything. I always got the impression he considered life to be absurd, cruel and funny, all at once.
>bad conditions
>oppressed
>low wages and economy based entirely on cheap exports
An internally colonized people like the american blacks.
USA: rap, 9/11, dollar
If you list anything else your brain floats in fat
Are you talking about Czechs or Germans in that post?
Sudenten germans
>USA: rap, 9/11, dollar
100% accurate but you forgot to point out we're fat and evil
How exactly were they oppressed?
I dunno, I read a book about it once.
>Portugal
>nothing
What is the Barbosa califathe?
It is to emphasize your degeneracy
But nobody thinks of colonization when they think of Germans or Belgians desu
>>Finland: Nothing
fug :DDDDDDD
Should be Finland: ebin, t b h
>tfw not even the autistic burger has something to remember from CR
i eat tacos and i am only a little depressed
ch-chi
oh jeez i thought you meant czech republic
costa rica has chubby toucans
>Belgium: Nothing
>USA: Everything
FFS hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
America: freedom, statue of liberty, prosperity, rich people and corporations, great military and interesting politics, won the space race (objectively they did) and the cold war (collapse of the Soviet Union is equal to losing the cold war), country music, cowboys, producer and main source of modern culture.
Europe: old buildings everywhere made in different styles, pretentious and arrogant people, nazism, german philosophy.
UK: big ben, queen, cambridge, mr bean, fish and chips, everything is royal, english language.
Turkey: Istanbul, nice beaches, natashas all over the place, the country itself causes severe butthurt for all of its neighbours and ex-satellite states.
Finland: nokia, valio, lots of beautiful lakes and forests, the cities look like richer and much more developed versions of saint-petersburg, winter war.
Iran: one of a few countries that still openly opposes america and refuses to submit to the west and israel.
The rest are irrelevant.
America: fat, mcdonalds, guns
>Italy: Funinculi Funincula
>Finland: Nothing
>Canada: better version of usa
good ivan
>Rudeness
Yep sounds about right
he is just a buttblasted neckbeard. irl canada is quite literally a shittier, a discount version of the US. mostly because of the cold weather all year round, lack of beautiful nature (except for fucking forests and lots of snow but america has it too), less freedom and fewer carrier opportunities. figuratively speaking, canada is like a weak and plain-looking submissive bitch who is ready to do anything for her big, strong and powerful Master - america
t. Vadim the geopolitical expert
...
I think of pistols and Skoda
czech republic: more fucking drugs than the netherlands or russia but nobody cares
Mutt-tier post
Czech republic: good beer, good porn, franz kafka
>Austria
>no Hitler
Normal people think of Hitler as exclusively German.
>>Spain: Matadors, flamenco dancers
It's a meme, though.
Flamenco is a meme southern spanish dance/music nowadays only practiced by gyppos, can't really be considered spanish culture more than reindeer herding is part of Swedish culture because some Sami do it.
Matadors more of the same.
Franco fucked up our image abroad by wanting to give us that image of "different" and "exotic" just for the tourism.
paco is the bjork of spain
Drugs, dictators, socialism, islam, everyone hates you
I believe you, but I can say that when Americans think of Spain, it's "flamenco, matadors, Hernan Cortes, and being the ones responsible for Mexico."