Squeeze His Hand Off Edition
Meanwhile:
/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General
Robert Barnes
Jack Myers
1st for jumping man
Jaxson Evans
was i the only one hoping the midgets hand was gonna pop off?
Tyler Martin
*whistles Rammstein*
Ryder Flores
damn you are fast, mr jumping man
Easton Davis
the arm is such a qt
Hunter Anderson
FAWKING HIP HOP
Ethan Jones
SOME
Nicholas Sullivan
How did they shrink Steve Cirbus, CGI?
Ethan Thompson
Dougie Jones: Retard Ninja spinoff when?
Camden Butler
He's even doing a :3 face
Dominic Fisher
YOU ARE GOING BACK TO MONTANA
Camden Taylor
Anyone else think that the new show is topping the original in quality?
Xavier Robinson
we're le not gonna le talk about le judy.
Nicholas Hill
MONTENEGROOOOOO
Xavier Jackson
...
Ryder Hall
...
Jason James
...
Matthew Rogers
Anyone got a link to the first season?
Henry Powell
Guys, do dog legs mean something irl? I mean some satanic ritual or whatever? I once peaked into devastated, abandoned house and saw a dog leg in a pile of rubble. There wasn't any blood,bones or anything else.
Parker Williams
this scene was so retarded
fuck these gay cgi "creepy" things
I can't figure out which one is supposed to be which
I loved the evil midget killer then they put him in this scene goddamnit
Justin Long
Hallo Herr Präsident des Deutschen Bank und die Musik und Tanz in den letzten Jahren.
Nolan Campbell
yeah its called netflix
Hudson Jenkins
Boop killed the warden's dog, that's it
Julian Foster
they feel very very different. this season is much colder, abstract and confrontational. it feels much more like FWWM.
it's not the hammy soap opera people were expecting. I guess Lynch never intended for it to be that way.
Camden Baker
...
James Ward
>no
Grayson Long
Why does he have a nuclear bomb poster?
Is this a subtle fuck you to the japanese fanbase that made him do those coffee commercials?
Hudson James
...
John Jackson
great work user
Jason Bailey
...
Samuel King
...
Logan Anderson
heh
Ian Stewart
>people are still doubting this is pure unadulterated kino
Gabriel Foster
L Y N C H E D
Henry Hill
kino
Grayson Hughes
youtube.com
I'M A I'M A I'M A
Kevin Taylor
The Ike fight was cool but the interview scene after it is 100% certified kino.
Zachary Martin
post yfw
Jordan Nelson
I need Andy's gut expanded across the entire road. I tried to do it but could only get an unconnected shape.
Connor Reed
Those coffee commercials were kino. I'm hoping agent ken makes a return
Jonathan Turner
Janey is dtf after that, sex scene with DougCoop next episode
Isaac Thomas
the muffin
Aaron Parker
Requesting and HD picture of RR at the end, because that shit was beautiful
Andrew Murphy
best ''fuck you' so far is the redhead agent scully look-a-like who went to investigate major briggs finger prints.
Cooper Kelly
My name is annie, i'm with...
William Morales
Crimes of Doppleganger Coop;
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured and murdered Annie
Levi Reyes
There were 3 better "fuck you"s in that episode alone
Christian Jackson
colonel mustard, in the library, with the candlestick.
Cooper Brown
Is Lynch saying the x files is a rippoff?
Owen Wilson
>tortured and murdered Annie
Where are you getting this from?
Isaiah Fisher
You mean Tchaikovsky you subhuman fucking pleb
Cameron Gonzalez
so richard is the result of coop raping audrey
and linda is coop and annie's baby
right?
Levi Lewis
I think you're forgetting a couple.
>Killed that librarian lady
>Killed principal's wife
>Killed Darya
>Killed Jack
Evan Watson
>>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
What the fuck, i didn't get any of this or are you supposed to interpret it?
Blake Reed
their mind
Christian Ross
I brightened it up a bit. it's like a fucking Norman Rockwell painting
that's a weird fetish, user.
Wyatt Davis
YOU CAN DO IT, DOUGIE
SQUEEZE HIS FUCKING HAND OFF
Brandon Gray
I thought warden will release them himself (create some diversion for escape), but seeing how guards casually walk them out, I suspect there is some weird shit going out in this prison.
Elijah Nguyen
Why is the Arm appearing outside of the lodge to help Dale? It seems out of character, as much as any of the non-Bob spirits have a defined character
Christian Ramirez
kek
Jack Thompson
Provide a link right now
Jacob Mitchell
Based Shelly
There's an adorable scene where she is making fun of Leland's coffin ride to some old me in the diner in whatever Season 1 episode that is. I can't find it on Youtube. Someone should webm it. It's an important piece of evidence in best girl arguments.
Dylan Rogers
A fuck you to whom?
It doesn't feel like Twin Peaks or FWWM, I think. It feels like something else, which is probably for the better. If I, come the end of this season, consider it not to be a worthy successor, I can just remove it from my head canon.
James Mitchell
the fact that they tried to doctor his fingerprints suggests this. They're trying to make out like he is the real Coop, but I guess his fingerprint gave away he's a Coopelganger.
Isaiah Thompson
Kek
Leo Howard
Lincoln Brooks
and the worst crime Booper did
he deleted next user's Pepe's folder
Christopher Hernandez
This, plus Dougie trying to touch the cop's badge.
Nolan Carter
Because they want garmonbozia.
Apparently Bob is their "waiter".
Jose Cook
Here you go you fucking philistine
Chase Evans
you so wise, user, impregnate me
Elijah Rogers
>hurting a doggo
Carson Miller
>linda
literally who?
Anthony Scott
thanks a lot, family
Again, look at that shit. Beauty.
Noah Rodriguez
Bobby says Cooper was the last one seen with his dad the night he went missing and his office burned down.
The doc says he saw Cooper near Audreys room where she was in a coma as be was sneaking out of hospital. Nine months later she had a son, the guy who runs over the kid with the truck.
Isaac Fisher
Hhmm I didn't recognise this at all when watching. Will have to rewatch it
Justin Bailey
Carl's fat friend's wife (sister of Richard)
Jaxson White
are you the skeleton kind of robot or the landwhale kind of robot
Christian Fisher
Andrew Turner
Think of all the Garmonbozia he's collected in those 25 years.
That's probably why he was vomiting the stuff out since there's so much of it.
When he finally gets sent back to the lodge he's going to surf in on a fucking tidal wave of creamed corn.
Jaxson Barnes
I read it was the theme to Amarcord
Alexander Russell
Nothing alike, at all. Also, if you think Lynch isn't familiar with Rammstein, then you're the pleb here.
Grayson Flores
>Chad mocks dead soldier -what a cunt!
>Shelly mocks Leland -sooo qt! best girl!
Leo did nothing wrong
Brayden Barnes
This is the best the medium of television has ever been.
Samuel Morales
hehe he says "Agent Pooper" hehehehehehe
Matthew Turner
Honestly worse than killing people, tbqhfamalam.
Levi Myers
it is the most fun I had in years, for sure
I do not care about the cgi
Nathaniel Cruz
I never said anything like that, and it's more familiar than fucking Engel, you stupid cunt. Lynch is as familiar with Rammstein as he is with Marilyn Manson, meaning he hasn't listened to a thing they've done since Lost Highway.
Jace Martinez
mfw
Robert Price
You wanna fuck?
Ethan Wright
DOCTOR WHO is a better show and YOU ALL have to admit
Brody Adams
I unironically agree
Jordan Cruz
making fun of dead soldiers is cool retard
Zachary King
Weird. I just tried to delete this post but it wouldn't let me.
James Smith
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Easton Price
First for Bobby
Caleb Hernandez
This is what he was thinking as they were filming him during that shot
>Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
Cameron Evans
And we're very appreciative.
Dylan Nelson
>defending a demonic incestual rapist
Shelly best girl CONFIRMED.