Donald, this is getting absurd.
Hand over the delegates!
Donald, this is getting absurd
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Holla, Donaldo hand over los delegatos!
Donald, POR FAVOR!
Donald, this is your final offer!
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>Hand over the delegates
Did he actually say that?
He is the one who deserves them!
Golly gee, that looks delicious, oh boy. I'll be having that, Donald
And your delegates too
Hi. I'm Ted Cruz, and I do not appreciate you stealing my delegates, also when I sent my people to take your delegates for taking my delegates, you took more of my delegates. Not cool! Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is but I think you’re going to be up to speed shortly.
You are so going to regret crossing me in a few minutes. Yes you are.
You see Donald, whatever you do, no matter what, you don’t mess with the new world order and the new world order is this. Even if you’re stupid, which you very well may be, you can understand it. You ready? Here goes, pay attention.
Give me your delegates or I will kill you. Today was Delegate Day. We invested a lot and you know who I am and what I can do. You work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me, That’s your job. Now I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow but swallow it you most certainly will.
You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But, the word is out, you are not safe. Not even close. In fact you are pegged more pegged if you don’t do what I want and what I want is your delegates, and if that is too much you can fight or steal some more from Jeb!, and it will even out sooner or later. This is your way of life now, the more you fight back, the harder it will be. So if someone knocks on your door, you let us in, we own that door. You try to stop us and we will knock it down.
You understand?
What? No answer? You don’t really think that you are going to get through this without being punished, now, did you?
I don’t want to kill your delegates, I want to make that clear from the get go. I want them to work for me. They can’t do that if you’re dead, now can you. But you took my delegates, a whole damn lot of them, more than I am conformable with and for that you have got to pay.
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Donald, i need the delegates!
Hand them over you coward
>diet coke
I love this board.
>Bane?
This is too good.
Donarudo-san,
bring deregates, kurosai!
*teleports behind the delegates*
GRAND TED AUTO: DELEGATE CITY
DONALD: Hello Ted.
TED: Donald! Donald, it's been too long.
TED: I know, I know. You're just overwhelmed with emotion.
TED: Fifteen years - seems like only yesterday.
DONALD: I guess that's a perspective thing.
TED: Hey, doing time for the party is no piece of cake,
TED: but the Grand Old party looks after its own, ok?
TED: So, how'd the deal go down - you sitting on some Delegates?
DONALD: Look Ted, we were set up. The deal was an ambush.
DONALD: Jeb and Carson are dead.
TED: You better be kidding me DONHALD. Tell me you still got the delegates!
DONALD: ...no Ted...I don't have the Delegates.
TED: Those were my Delegates, Donhald, MY DELEGATES!
TED: You better not be screwing me Donhald.
TED: because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with!
DONALD: Wait Ted.
DONALD: You have my personal assurance that I'm going to get your Delegates back
DONALD: and the Voters.
DONALD: And I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
TED: Hey, I already know that. You're not a fool Donald,
TED: but I warn you, neither am I.
TED: If it was anybody else you'd be DEAD already.
TED: But because it's you, because we got history,
TED: I'm gonna let you handle this.
DONALD: Look, Ted, you got my word.
DONALD: I'll be in touch.
SANDERS: Go get some sleep, he says -
SANDERS: I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off
SANDERS: drinking coffee!
SANDERS: This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man!
SANDERS: These Blacks, listen to me, are gonna come down here
SANDERS: and rip my head off. It's ridiculous!
SANDERS: I did NOT Study gender studies for this! Ok,
SANDERS: now what the hell are we gonna do?
DONALD: Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
DONALD: You're gonna find out who took our Delegates-
DONALD: and then, I'm gonna deport them.
SANDERS: That's a good idea. That's a GREAT idea.
SANDERS: Let me think, let me think, let me think.
SANDERS: OH! There's this retired President, President George W. Bush
SANDERS: He's the one that helped me set up this deal
SANDERS: well away from Washington's established thugs. Ok?
SANDERS: Now, listen. He's holding his party out in the bay
SANDERS: on his expensive yacht
SANDERS: and all of Washington's big players are gonna be there. OK?
SANDERS: I have an invite, of course I have an invite,
SANDERS: but there's no way that I'm going out there,
SANDERS: sticking my head out the door - no way! Not gonna happen.
DONALD: I told you, shut up! I'll go myself...
SANDERS: Ho - whoa, whoa! Hey, I like 1978 too,
SANDERS: but, y'know, this isn't gonna be a beer and strippers do.
SANDERS: I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads
SANDERS: on the runway for the wrong reasons.
DONALD: What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?
SANDERS: Ok, look, here. Stop by Mr Goldbergstein's, tell him I sent 'ya.
SANDERS: He'll make you look respectable.
SANDERS: OK, go, c'mon...
BUSH: Buenas noches.
BUSH: I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Sanders,
BUSH: I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh,
BUSH: mental well being, Mr...uh?
DONALD: Trump. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia.
BUSH: Excellent, excellent. And you?
DONALD: I just want my Delegates.
BUSH: Ah. It's an unfortunate set of elections for all involved.
BUSH: Of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry,
BUSH: but such a delicate matter will take time.
BUSH: Perhaps we will talk later.
BUSH: Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter,
BUSH: Hillary!
BUSH: Hillary, could you look after our guest
BUSH: while I attend to my necessary obligations?
HILLARY: Of course, daddy.
BUSH: Please excuse me.
DONALD: HILLARY!?
HILLARY: You try living with it.
HILLARY: Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests...
HILLARY: That's our congressman Shoah Silverstein with rising silicone star
HILLARY:Jill Stein...
SHOAH: And have you met my lovely wife Laura? No?
SHOAH: Well, unfortunately she's in Alabama. This is Stein.
HILLARY: And over there we have the Vice City Mambas' star tight end, Ben Garrison-
HILLARY: always the charmer.
GARRISON: I blocked down on the fucking niggerand then I put him in a wheelchair!
SAM HYDE: Haha, that is good!
SAM HYDE: Well now, I'm looking at some prime real estate property.
HILLARY: And that poolside amphibian is Bill Clinton.
HILLARY: lead singer with Notorious KKK.
MOONMAN: Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand?
MOONMAN: Let me tell you's,
MOONMAN: it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean!
HILLARY: Impotent.
HILLARY: And the chatty trio.
HILLARY: That sleeping sweat gland is Papa's right hand gimp, Obama
HILLARY: and the other two are the Pope
HILLARY: and pseudo intellectual film director, Joesph Stalin.
STALIN:...passion with the nympho invaders,
STALIN:when the giant shark comes in and
STALIN:just bites their dicks off!
STALIN:Ha now, you never saw anything like that before, have you?
OBAMA: BUSH!
OBAMA: your parties as ever are a triumph, hahahaha!
OBAMA: I can only apologize for my late arrival.
BUSH: Ah, de nada amigo. How do we find you?
OBAMA: Our business is very trying - barbarians at the gates.
OBAMA: A time for rewarding one's friends
OBAMA: and liquidating one's enemies, amigo.
DONALD: Who's the loudmouth?
HILLARY: Barrack Obama. He's Mr. Delegates.
OBAMA: Hillary!
HILLARY: Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town.
HILLARY: Another time, Obama!
HILLARY: Let's get out of here.
HILLARY: Actually, take me to the White House.
PREVIEW
LITTLE MARCO: Dahnald, I know a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low, but my weird rat face is all messed up, so you better give me your delegates, brother
SUFFER NOT THE TRUMP TO LIVE!
QUIT STEALING MY OC REEEEEEEEE-
Kek. Could you imagine. Steal away.
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