Speak a language you know nothing about, natives rate it

Speak a language you know nothing about, natives rate it

>Italian
La cozzo de la viaditi si la commemorasion à la totti e no vita, raggazu imiuno vitale

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1/10

jag är bög. Smörgastårten är bög hinga dinga durgen börk börk börk

Vittu Perkele :DDD

>turkish
KARA BOGA yildizirin erkemek ulular böktörlör kölöler

Finnish

atasinen homojanainen

Io fico per te mamma domani

ýūczÿk ëícz ûbšô łzéc hñav péełtz

Yo soy un american. Hablo un poco espanol de la red. Como mi mierda.

10/10
nice one chicano

El belgiANO es una creatura vile, asquerosa, fetente, gorda, homosexuale, es solamente bueno por eser una victima de los bombas de Achmed.

não você uma grande bunda culão boa noite caralho é la mais que la favela bum bum tam tam

is that actual spanish? it's fully understandable

10/10

Guess the languages

Lääkitupupa palpompi neekeri

ASCHN UNF NEIGAUFEN

źvarówki ćłhaz

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir mademosille?

Hamégyeg rùghog talátmak

Breddy good:D Almost thought you were native.

5/6

Polska
EBE EBE huj sucki

swedish
dutch
russian
italian
romanian

pretty easy desu

Kek not bad

Suomi
Deutch
Czechoslovak
French
Magyarok

Dzienski sonridjzka wodizroc

>Suomi
karjalan jääkari marssi talvisota

romania/10

Finnish

Biknaar maani doskja

los estados unidosANOs es el conjuración de beelzebub, aka el monstura...

Although the second one clearly tries to be finnish.

Sorry, meant the first one.

Obviously ANO is some sort of derogatory suffix but what does it mean?

Not even close. Do not use letter b or d and don't put j in the middle of the word. Also use more ö & ä

ve mara si surren en toni

Ich hunbarte den Unko! Mich delben! Mor delben!

Le belgique est pas similar at un monstre ancestral et macaquescue.

American

Nigger hamburger big black dick gun

Close but not good enough
Ayyy wazz gucci mah nigga? I'm finna sip on sizzurp

>Australian
ey cunt piss of er' golden gold, shit cunt, fokk off we're foull

kek not bad

oui oui j'aime mettre les baguettes dans mon trou de cul

really? it means anus, dude

morón

>italian
cesto filo sei melliore com un filo voacroo, per fire honetto

Bitterbalen donder op koffie verkeert ajseplift kangerneger

El cacador de los hipermercados...

good to know

9/10, pretty good

Why ello there mate I was on smoko when some cunt stole my winnies so I told the cunt oi cunt fook off I want my winnies back

Am I aussie yet?

el error genetico, la creatura de la noche y la madra de las pesadillas todas.

>Finnish
Taatavan kerke hyvaa ereeke saasi vasitaa herpes

>Engl*sh
I ama Anglo home sexual I sucky cock

I mean, that's easy mode for you. Romanians are the last descendants of romans.

bon jour' min amie min amore che' tu amore se la va sourie'

i am not sure if people smoke winfield anymore

Brudi Brudi fick mich nicht im Arsch bitte kann ich gehen, oida bitte nicht zu Schnell ich habe Schmerz am Arsch nur

Danke zher schönn, Hans. Du bist genau aryanisch, ja

>oida
kill yourself Bavarian

Mämmi

Actually Yung Hurn taught me German

where did you pick up "oida"?
It is a Austro-Bavarian term for "mate"

>Yung Hurn
OK, cased closed

>Having a problem with oida
Those are fighting words

hola amigo soy potates frites con jamon si tu comprene es bene jajaja el peruANO multos penores habet in bocca jajajaja puta tu madre

Ich bin ein apfel

Putain je me te merde ton cul connard put ta merde et tout ton seors

youtube.com/watch?v=VIBPDwDjh_Q

But I also often need to be in München, Salzburg and Wien for my work, so I pick up a lot of German and Austro-Bavarian Not so fluent but I can handle myself

Rrëmidhës e thushmë njarr qibeshi hishër dhefadit.

Kemisárom vüzzetikért egy ősszetükés nem van, hol vozatálunk nyéveri szatkór rimynént aszoklával.

Kübent şifa çok dıkenı voşanı hüyyet bığeşmün üç şepık.

Is the first one albanian lmao

Jag heter homo peter

Vitun minttu veli, mämmi haista vittu PERKELEEE

Alle disse pengene vil gå i dass

I can now move to any Nordic country

>Speak a language you know nothing about

Okay.

Papapipipupepo lalalalakakamamananafa.

>Russian
Ho тo бaх вьeжe в пиaх

Pretty good, doesn't really mean anything, but put a few ö & ä there and you got yourself some decent pseudo-finnish.

Finnish

Oispa karjalaset vitun perkele hautausmaa raha juoksette härkä tähdet voi kala parta puu :DD

Turkish

Piç amk lan feda moruQQQ xocam yarrağı yemiş, sonra da bu şafak cCc öldümek cCc

Mongolian

Uulteijiin örön övülterchi yavahguy, untei hasaar min' üldegei casn bolnoo yuu, untah sooron har mochiin

You did a good job imitating a braindead turancı larper

Not fair, cant you Kazakhs and Turks understand each other?

> to uczucie, kiedy nie masz polskiej dziewczyny

20~35% maybe (simple sentences only; political and serious topics are difficult to understand)

deutsche mensen sein mein brüders, ich wil Deutschland mer kenen und bezuken

Not even close.

пoлeй вoдки caшa

You would have been better off just writing a Polish sentence in Cyrillic.

...

Instead of "пoлeй" you should use "нaлeй" and it will be fine.

>Polish
Zakorow zabzutc dei fuzr grzegzor edi za u

I might be to old to learn russian now, but I like the sound of it.
They used to teach russian in primary schools, but then "muh independence, all russians evil" period came, and when I went to school it was English instead, which I don't regret learning, but knowing at least basic Russian wouldn't hurt.

Don't you hate russians? Poland fucking hates us as far as i remember.

It's part of brainwashing to hate russians. This narrative is still present, but truth is we're not that different from each other. It's common to hear from foreigners (especially non-european) that poles and russians are alike.
But that said Russia is a huge country, and even Poland is diverse. So there will always be some who hate, and some who can get along or even like each other, between our nations.

Drop A-W-P cyкa

qarang-chi? Men ham googledan foydalana olaman

Is that azərbaycanca?


Pršekovina je nekao vačinca. Đekać mlečeni krševni ševređanima. A ćuvaš džavo išeće okra vršeh međima, na pleče šiva mluvimena.

uzbek

Gestern ich werde mein hund ficken

>Malay/Indonesian

Lulura takira lunguni susah man bibi giri saya numudiki arantu balabuba hassan ukiki ananasi bi siriha miniha gikaha nihaha ahaha hahahahahaha

soy un hombre que come los cangrejos
como muchos conejos tambien

What the bau bau micio micio did you just ciapèt say about me, you little besugo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Kooly Noody, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tapiri on Sgarbi, and I have over 300 confirmed su e giù e tric e trac. I am trained in triccheballacche warfare and I’m the top Capitan Ventosa in the entire Mediaset armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Romano Prrr... Romano Prr... Romano Prodi!. I will biro-biro you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this programma, mark my fucking word di cui abbiamo una diapositiva. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inviati across Italy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tapiro, besugo. The Che roba! Che roba! that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ciapèt. You’re fucking è lui o non è lui? kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can farti accapponare i capelli in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in STACCHETTO, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LE VELINE and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bau bau off the face of the micio micio, you little CERTO CHE E' LUI! If only you could have known what unholy SOS GABIBBO your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh, , you goddamn Pino..Abete. I will shit fury all over you and you will be in a cul de sac. You’re fucking attapirato, kiddo. C’è crisi, c’è crisi!

>Hindi

Radwiyashtra kumar helper manuhakila sri toilet kazadari rajawashtra poo in loo mahapraya nishagawati do you need any help sir unamamayashtra

Pretty gud :DDDD 7/8

>spanish

El hablo peruto gondo

>mark my fucking word di cui abbiamo una diapositiva

je suis un homme noir et riche, je veux une fille jolie pour quoi je suis seul..

>CLAK CLOK ZU DU CLACK CHOK CHUK CHAK DU DOO CLOK TSU CLACK

>Vergaar zaagen gropeeleruen kireegrevelska van soghen

>Bczryvna brzyska podbrezhezczila gownom

ching chong bing bong wong tong chong chong

c'est vrai que les filles francaise disent OUI OUI OUI quand ils sont noir'd?

sono italiano e mi piacciono cazzi grossi

>ASCHN UNF NEIGAUFEN
SAUFE
NASCHE
UND DANN AUSRASCHDE


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