Are you sad that Goop is not acting anymore and instead focusing on Goop?

Are you sad that Goop is not acting anymore and instead focusing on Goop?

i'd focus on her

Why are the hot milfs always crazy as fuck?

>hot
What does this have to do with Gwenyth Paltrow?

Yes I'm still waiting for Sliding Doors 2

dont be rood to the goop

How hairy is she down there?

hairy enough for funtimes

ya know it

noop

C A N ' T P O O P T H E G O O P

How does she get the stone egg out of her vagina, do you think?

Does she have to like, reach in there? does she bear down and lay it? maybe a little nerf dart with a suction cup on the end, so she can stick that in and pull it out? does it have a classy little chain on one end?

You had to think of this, then actually go through with typing it out, then solve a Captcha (or worse, you paid money to speak) for the world to see this message.
Incredible.

You had to think of this, then actually go through with typing it out, then solve a Captcha (or worse, you paid money to speak) for the world to see this message.
Incredible.

there is literally nothing wrong with paying for movies

it was worth the money

mmm wow imagine to lick that

Have they recast her in the MCU?

oh yeah how would it happen?

she would probably get bored of me and tell me to stop and i'd be left there with her juices on my face!

nice merkin

nice

Are you some variety of homogay faggot? She's gorgeous.

digitz

name ONE (1) movie that she is in that wouldn't be better without her

you literally can't

Proof

fuck she was actually really good in that

She is my number 1 most hated actress of all time.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a leech on society and she needs to be stopped
If we don't put a stop to Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna put a stop to us

fuck, you got me

Why?

Womens magazines told me to hate her.

Has there ever been a more beautiful woman than Gwyneth as Pepper?

What has she done? I don't know a thing.

>virgin in charge of explaining vagina muscle work

ahahaha
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oh god imagine rubbing(in a circular motion) you penis tip on her oiled anus(brown)

Thanks.

>oiled anus(brown)
jesus christ

same color as she panty after im done with them!

If you stick your dick in something you immediately know how it works?

Thanks for your input reddit

It really is just ridiculous how attractive she has stayed

That honestly sounds like a cool superpower

She's said she keeps a 70s bush

Her and Hershlag are best MCU girls

nope.

wow go on

pls to be ur pusy slave?

pretty sure those photos are from her in brad pitt's mansion pre/post coitus.

Why would anyone wear a merkin to skinny dip?

She's at that age where roles for actresses really dry up. Actresses 10 or 20 years younger get the leads even opposite actors her age or older.

based pusyposter

I am sad that Goop is no in Homecoming and being an onee-san to Peter instead of Happy being the big brother. She would be ara-ara-ing all over him.

Lol'd

That's unfortunate

goopity goop

lawrence of arabia

it's all good...

I am mentally ill toward her I have dreams about her and watch all her movies. I don't ever want to go stalker level though but its just a sort of weird amount of obsession.

She has always struck me as the best parts of whiteness, the refinement, the pure ivory skin, the talent that she keeps hidden just beneath the surface out of politeness. She's probably the least pretentious billionaire ever.

Jessica Alba is all right too but she mentions it too much.

I dunno user I think I'd love her at 50 when she gets all wrinkly too tbqh.

haha nice this thread is still here

I thought she was generally considered an out of touch bitch.

>She has always struck me as the best parts of whiteness
ohboyherewego

>tfw you will never eat that sweet pink aryan butthole

>"Jewish princess"
my dick

>aryan

got some bad news for you

>tfw jews are better at being white than whites
It's good that whites are finally going extinct