Are there any sex scenes in iZombie? I watched the first episode and it's a snoozefest, does it get better?

Are there any sex scenes in iZombie? I watched the first episode and it's a snoozefest, does it get better?

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Second episode has her being gangbanged. AND EVERYTHING IS SHOWN.

She gets BLACKED

Another hour of my life wasted on this show

That silly user said the second when it's actually in the third...

Are you a retard?

This show is based on a comic, user.

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now she has to deal with a literal army of them next season unless she plays a ruse cruise real smooth

I think she eats a stripper's brain in S2

Liv and her Scooby gang will handle it

it was nice
she has also had erotic writer mentality for a minute

Ugh how does this get a 90% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes? It's like Clueless but without any humor. Oh great, another character said something sarcastic, and went back to their perfect lifestyle of being a successful urban yuppie. Real problems. Exploration of the human condition. Banter so witty your English teacher would give you an A for it.

And a horny painter.

But why would you want to see a zambie fuck?

Maybe this is more your speed.

No.
Waifufags only pretend it's a good show because they're tasteless.

It's the best show on the CW. flashfags have the worst taste.

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>best show on the CW
>smartest kid with Downs
And Nikita was better anyway, not that it's hard to be.

>best show on the CW

Just damning with faint praise right there.

What's good about this show? That it's a generic psychic--I'm sorry, Zombie-- police procedural? That the main character has the insights of a 16-year-old into human emotions and philosophy? Or that the cast are all witty, beautiful, successful young urban professionals?

This is CSI for teens.

>Or that the cast are all witty, beautiful, successful young urban professionals?
You mean major who loses his job and continually suffers the further the show goes on? Or Liv who basically ended her career path to work in a morgue? Her partner also is a cop that seemed to be a pariah at first? Peyton and Ravi seem to be the only people who are at where they want to be in life


Like most shows you need something to make up an episode (in this case murders) but the overall plot never gets sidetracked because they arent like 22-24 episode seasons and that plot has steadily done its job. A psyhic procedual is just zany antics that lead the odd thinking main character a few steps ahead of the police and most dont go further than that.

>"jobless" person who lives in a large, well-furnished house
>doctor
>detective
>prosecutor
All beautiful, witty, successful people... how can you not notice this? I'm not saying actors should be ugly, but this should clue you in to the target audience of this show... Even if you take out that ONE character who's currently out of a job, you have to consider he's depicted as the perfect guy who happens to be down on his luck. But for the sake of argument let's give you that one character who's ONLY young, beautiful, charming, and witty, and doesn't have a high-skill job.

Having a main plotline is nice, but the show is 90% about the procedural and the love life of the young and the restless (and lost of monologues by the main character about her deep insights on human nature)

hihihi penis peeing on her breasts
nice.

Where do you think you are?

>Guy: He _is_ the father...
>Girl: He's the guy who got the mother pregnant, there is a difference.
Wew lawd. Can you imagine the freakout if this had the genders reversed?

>Girl: She _is_ the mother.
>Guy: She's the girl who incubated the father's baby, there is a difference.

Can't wait to learn the daily lesson about parenthood in the monologue at the end of this episode. Probably something like "the miracle of life is amazing and should be celebrated"

Nice

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If you're just watching it for sex, then no, it doesn't really get better.

>That last minute of season 2.

I hope they don't fuck up season 3.

I don't see the problem.

Y'know, I can perfectly picture the freakout, and it's all the more sad because I have zero problems with the second statement.

To be fair, everything you are describing is literally every CW show

And in a nutshell, being forced to pander to network demographics due to the limitations of the medium is why broadcast television fucking sucks.

theres where she was a stripper for an episode...

if someone can webm that, it would be cool

I'm not sure, but she had some awesome sex scenes when she was in power rangers.

I can't remember the episode, but was somewhere between the 15 and 35 of the RPM season

Master of sex tv show.

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Veronica Mars with "zombies"

Pretty much.

Thanks

Yeah they're more like vampires really, high-functioning and you don't necessarily have to "die" to become one.

Oh well, the undead are the undead, what matter the little details.

Why does this look better than Arrow/The Flash even though iZombie is also a CW show? Do they not use the same equipment?

Berlanti productions are notoriously cheap while Rob Thomas is a top tier producer

Protip: If you are unsure if you will like a show or not, watch episode 3 first. Episode 1 and 2 tend to be boring set up. Episode 3 tends to be where the show is in it's natural rhythm.

While that's dumb advice in general (watching out of order), it's especially dumb in this case because episodes 1, 2, and 3 are practically identical, nearly 100% procedural. Only the last few episodes of season 1 get into the "mytharc" or the overarching story of the series... and the series still suck because it's almost entirely a procedural cop show.

Do you make it a habit of dishing out dumbass advice? I see you got a secure tripcode on, that means you're here for attention.

If you want positive attention, don't give people dumbass advice.

Her tits aren't actually very nice.

Don't thank me, thank the good folks who put that list together, and those absolute madmen pornographers willing to satiate all of our animate corpse fucking needs.

This the first time i found Necrophilia hot.

This is the apartment of a junior homicide detective in Seattle.

I want to live in the entertainment industry's world where everyone is obscenely rich and blue-collar workers can afford huge apartments in major cities.

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Fuck off tripfag.

Got a question. What's the endgame for the end-of-season-2 villain here? She turns the whole world into zombies, great. Now she has to feed them. They can only feed on human brains. So her plan is to just farm humans, always risking extinction if somehow the remaining humans get turned into zombies?

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You only watch TV shows for sex scenes?

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You are permitted to be wrong, because this is the internet.

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Some editors like to overedit the action in an effort to hide the limitations of the performers...

Others know when to hold a shot so the audience can get invested in the visceral natural of the combat...

Also, note how despite the multiple cuts, Liv, the home invader and the knives often share the same frame...

And yes, I recently watched the EFAP on Jackie Chan

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