Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

Wer are a little short on bread, but there should be plenty of bacon and eggs

A surprise

Fucking kill yourself.

Futa Maggie a best.

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Hungry Hungry Hippo

ZIMBABWE!

do i have to eat all the eggs?

Your smelly, sloppy twat

Now spread those spoon legs; daddy's hungry!

buzzpinga

Lamb.

Pills.

F u

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I swear this better not get a shit ton of replies

I work my ass off everyday to try and post something that gets nowhere close to 10 (You)s
I try and be the first poster to every new thread to get the perfect sarcastic remark
But this fucker posts 1 stupid TV show and you guys just poor (You)s and reaction images

Come the fuck on Sup Forums

Sodomy, just like every morning, bitch. And maybe I'll make myself some french toast while you're still curled up and crying.

@84097324

Poor (you)

Did someone say french toast?

Pancakes.

And now I'm a waffle-man, thanks.

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I'll give you a reply. You want a buddy too? I'll be your buddy. Remember to be happy.