Welcome to the newest, and most exciting Sup Forums interactive game! Canadian Cuck!
WHO'S THAT TAKING LOADS OF ASPIRIN, CANADIAN KEK BOY! WHO'S GOT A WIFE LIKE A CONCRETE DYKE, CANADIAN KEK BOY! WHITE PRESIDENT, BLACK PRESIDENT, I DON'T CARE! JUST CALL MY WIFES BULL UP AND I'LL BE THERE, CANADIAN KEK BOY!
In this game, YOU, the player will decide what the Canadian Cuck, Clovis does. WHOEVER GETS THREE DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Clovis is a fourty year old man, living with his wife, Edna in one of the most cultured, beautiful and cities in Canada, and the world, Vancouver. He is clinically depressed, due to his wife cuckolding him, constantly texting her bull. What will ever happen to the Canadian Cuck Clovis???
INTRODUCTION POST BELOW VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
James Moore
Ah, it's another cold and depressing day in Vancouver, Canada. Clovis gets out of bed, to find his wife Edna sending sexy photos of herself in gym clothes to her Bull, Pepe, a big dicked french Canadian. This upsets Clovis, who asks her to come to the breakfast table before he goes to work. She screams at him, making fun of his incredibly small Canadian manhood. He prepares to leave for work at the Canadian Maple Syrup bureau, or will he strike back at his wife? It seems unlikely.
ITEMS: 1. Deluxe LGBTQ Canadian Dildo ( signed by prime-minister Justin Trudeau). 2. Mobile Phone 3. Razor Blade 4. Hammer
THREE DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Kevin King
Is "canuck" an abbreviation of "Canadian cuck"?
Jonathan Morales
Suck his wife's cock
Jeremiah Bailey
Yes, naturally. Please PARTICIPATE
Jordan Butler
Close, but no cigar my friend!
Julian Reed
he hits her with the hammer
Josiah Sanders
actually he forces her to eat the razor blade
Connor Wilson
Ah if only my friend, if only you had gotten three! The Canadian Beast known as Edna would be struck dead.
Blake White
Gets cucked
Thomas Adams
...
Grayson Jackson
Keep rolling my friend!
Logan Myers
Gay
Eli Wilson
WE HAVE A WINNER.
Michael Turner
you can delete it retard
Alexander Sanchez
Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Australia in a week? TOP FUCKING KEK AUSTRAILIAN EMU SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Canadians are ITCHING for a war with Australia . We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Aussie soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers, abos, french, chinks and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Aussie kangeroo shit they see. When Canada's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it...
Joseph Sullivan
Look at her she probably eats razor blades already
Gavin Wright
new pasta?
Hudson Long
As the Canadian Cucks Anger builds, so does his wroth. He grabs Ednas head, and forces her to eat the razor blades, she begins to bleed, and dies.
Clovis is now not only a cuck, but a murderer. The neighbours heard the commotion, and the police have been called. What will happen next? SIX DECIDES.
1. Deluxe LGBTQ Canadian Dildo ( signed by prime-minister Justin Trudeau). 2. Mobile Phone 4. Hammer
Nolan Powell
call pepe, clovis wants his dick inside of him
Sebastian Brooks
gay.
Jackson Bailey
Clovis runs to the gun store, kills the shopkeeper with the hammer, and loads up his car with tons of ammo and weaponry. he takes it back to his house and prepares for the inevitable shootout with the police
Justin Hill
Canadians are BANNED from this thread
Parker Powell
>wake up 6am >turn on pc >browse Sup Forums as it's my home page >top thread is some straya bullying me >give him his (You) and close tab
Great start to a great day thanks a lot you fucks, goodbye.
Nathan Sanders
> petrol > proxy confirmed
Noah Ortiz
keep rolling my friend, this would be quite interesting
Aiden Cook
Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Australia in a week? TOP FUCKING KEK AUSTRAILIAN EMU SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Canadians are ITCHING for a war with Australia . We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Aussie soil that has running water, electricity, or GAS that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers, abos, french, chinks and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Aussie kangeroo shit they see. When Canada's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it...
Bentley Bell
I love you Australia
Nolan Bennett
he rolls up his sleeves, takes off his pants and gives himself a blowjob
Evan Rogers
he sticks the dildo hard in his ass
Daniel Campbell
He starts fucking himself with the dildo so that when the police arrive, he convinces them that he's gay and to arrest him would be a hate crime
Isaiah Adams
this post is not spam, I am rolling please and thank you
Jonathan Allen
Aww yea
Christian Anderson
WE HAVE A WINNER
Evan Gonzalez
What's wrong Australia, losing your touch?
This thread is pure desperation. Is this what the Australian shitposting empire has bee reduced to?
Just die in peace and stop struggling, it's inevitable
Liam Jackson
>the leafs big brother comes to defend him
A FUCKING TREE
Grayson Miller
listen to what green canada has to say.
Caleb Rivera
Bump for Australia
Nathan Lewis
He uses the hammer as a dildo
Jayden Walker
As he drops his wifes lifeless body, he strips naked, and thrusts himself onto his rainbow dildo, as is Canadian Tradition. The police bust through the door, telling him to put his hands up. He exclaims he is homosexual, so the Canadian Officer let's him go.
What will happen next? 4 decides.
1. Mobile Phone 2. Hammer
Nathan White
...
Jacob Martinez
He attacks the police officers in a ravenous frenzy to get to their cocks
Easton Phillips
Take Edna's phone and text Pepe the news, and ask if he's looking for a new whore.
Ryan Miller
>a fucking tree
run at me you fucken coconut cunt
Ethan Jenkins
The cuck goes to pick up the hammer so he can bash his dead wife's face in to let out all the rage but he accidently drops it on his dick.
Matthew Sullivan
Australia, a country that absolutely nobody gives a shit about
Bentley Lopez
WE HAVE A WINNER. unfortunately, I must go. Someone may continue this thread, if not, I will return to continue it shortly
James Nelson
Did you collect your Centre Link payments today, Bruce?