AYO HOL UP
AYO HOL UP
*smacks lips* So u be say'n...
>my fucking face when it is real
id watch it
Did they learn from 24?
OK I get why Idris Elba is the go-to much diversity actor these days because he's actually pretty good
But this fuck is the most bland 'star' actor out there, he has no range and just a boring look, why the fuck is he everywhere??
As if the boss could threaten to fire a black guy for not working. One scene down.
I think his limelight is over
Warner Bros. Wants A Lot Of Things...
1. Reboot Matrix With Michael B. Jordan As Its Star
2. King Arthur To Be Successful
Blacks have entered their golden age in hollywood
Sup Forums is livid
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Is he going to be Morpheus? Nice!
IF THEY DO NOT CAST IDRIS ELBA IN THIS I WILL BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED
oh jesus christ when will they give up
The film industry is officially finished
why the hell would you do that, fuck you Warner bros fuck you very much
hollywood needs to burn
Blackwashed Fantastic 4, Rocky, and now wants another movie. Alright, seriously. What the fuck is his problem.
He's the Randy Orton of actors
Franchise Killer
Why not get Will Smith like they were intending to do in the first place?
Sounds great as long as they keep Trinity and the agents white for maximum racist butthurt.
He's old and busted
>Michael B. Jordan
literally who
They could literally reboot The Matrix with all the original actors. None of them have aged a day, except Hugo Weaving.
SO U BE SAYI-
HOL UP
SO U BE S-
AYO HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN WE WUZ BULLET DODGING N SHIEET????
DAS RITE
>reboot
fuck off, the best part about the matrix is you can set any story you want in it, including different time periods and realities because of the other versions mentioned, a prequel about Morpheus getting #woke would be better than just the same story again
Like an episode of the Matrix via Animatrix, or a reboot?
>mfw the inevitable interracial scene between neyo and trinity
but why do that when you can eliminate white people and just tell the same story???? seems kind of like a lot of work for the same purpose
Agreed, matrix is timeless. Absolutely no reason for a remake other than greedy jews wanting to make a quick buck.
>NEYO
>>Michael B. Jordan
>literally who
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America is collapsing
Someone really needs to put WB out of their misery. How any of their execs still have jobs is totally beyond me.
>reboot "The Matrix"
Who the fuck wants this?
Never mind the actor, who the fuck is asking for a reboot at all?
Genuinely not surprised.
Wile E Coyote
They all have.
wait, michael jordan?
i mean, he was great in space jam, but jeez he's gotta be older than will smith even.
>Nothing is beyond our reach
Except the touch of a woman.
dis nigga
praise kek you cuck, Sup Forums is a magapede board.
found the nig nog
What, is it triggering having your safe space violated?
Magapede is a terrible portmanteau btw.
Not even good at pretending to be opposition, kys
Shadilay!
NEYO HOLLLLLLL UP
SO YOU B SAYIN WE TAKIN MO WHITE PEOPLE SHIIIEEETTTTTTT?
>red pill is the bloods
>blue pill is the crips
Any kekistanis in this thread?
This cuck is trying really hard to look like a idiot but just comes out as a retard trying to pretend to be a idiot, nobody talks like you
its so fun to be racist against blacks. who even considers them human anyway?
>cuck
of course, brother
b-but statistics
fellow shariablue brothers, we will prevail against the evil 4channers, keep pretending to be them and report back to the discord!
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>le sharia blue boogeyman
Why do they do this shit
>Le boogeyman
You can't ruin something that has always been shit.
>it's a "samefagging IRC (you) collector fails to stir up a shitstorm like he hoped" thread
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hello nigger
Sup Forumsbros leaving their basements is my aesthetic
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>nervous nigger sweating profusely as Sup Forums makes fun of his kin
Why is this nigga being forced on us?
Nigga looks like pic related
We can do it shareblue!
holy fuck reddit is hideous
>Single fat white mother holding black baby
It's like a real life meme
I hate Sup Forums and im livid. Blacks aren't getting work because of great ideas and acting. It's all because of quotas and diversity. Why the actual fuck do blacks not understand that mandatory minimums are racist as fuck? Christ almighty
>Even poor doggo is fat
Monsters
obligatory
WEEEEEEEEEEEE
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The more normal they look, the more they question their presence in the group. Look.
Girls on the bottom right are kinda of qt. And the dogger looks like a bro.
Why can't niggers make their own movies with their own ideas?
>niggers
>make something
pick one
I wish the colonists had just picked their own fucking cotton, jesus christ
nigger is synonymous with the word "thief"
even the dog is morbidly obese
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>*Smacks lips*
>AYO HOL UP
>WHITEY B STELL ERRBODY ELSE HISTORY N SHEEEEIIT
American niggers are the worst.
They did. It's called Soul Plane
>"I know Kung Fu"
> *Begins to put up his hands and backs up screamin "C'mon nigga, c'mon" two other people in the back scream "WORRRLLLSTAWW" "WORLLLLSTAWWW GIT DAT NIGGA NEO! WHOO!"
>The whole experience is filmed on a verticle flip phone.
Sounds good to me
>that proud cuck dick tattoo
Every time
yeah these apes think they could have been as advanced as Wakanda if whites left them alone.
They're just not really suited to filmmaking. Even when they occasionally manage to make a decent film it never rises above the cliches of 'black' subject matter (slavery, poverty, gang culture), and they're visually uninspired (Moonlight being a continuous stream of repurposed Wong Kar Wai shots).
>agent smith holding the gun sideways like a thug
>neyo wearing all white instead of black
>trinity is a big ass dumb bimbo
>morpheus is a fat white sperg
sounds like my kind of kino
Well sources says it's not exactly a reboot of the same story. This is a new character in the same universe probably after or before Neo. This might actually end up as a prequel to the Original trilogy and casting Michael B. Jordan as a young Morpheus
>tfw you realise he was Wallace in The Wire
>mfw the dude in the top left is wearing the shirts of my college
fuck this state
Mmm Matrix Infinity, twice as fast as F4, in how badly it will crater.
carrie and keanu look almost the same, and morpheus looks barely older going off john wick 2
Back in high school the Matrix was a really big deal. People were obsessed with it. Looking back, the first one has a place in film history, but the "saga" itself can suck a dick.
>black male in the matrix
>white female in the real world
>transgender people are explained as glitches in the matrix
how much you want to bet that this is going to happen
they keep trying to make this chinless dickhead the new Will Smith aka white-friendly-black-guy but every movie with him in it fails horribly.
>Why the actual fuck do blacks not understand that mandatory minimums are racist as fuck?
To them the only mandatory minimum thats raciss is mandatory minimum sentencing.
Michael B Jordan black washing a white character in another crappy reboot?
lol
>Yo, Oracle. Where's Neo at?