/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

birb edition

first for big black cocks

>30 early
kill yourself

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anything to defeat the lain menace

There is nothing wrong with having a stable reliable OP pic (i.e. Lain) to easily find in the catalog

i don't want to get out of bed

*brings you breakfast in bed*

lain poster is too good for underage /cum/ losers

shouldn't you be posting about dicks or something

This, made for tight yellow pussy

>1030am
>breakfast

They do things different down in mehico

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it's 11:29 and this , we have breakfast at around 12 pm

no you're a rice farmer sorry

*dabs*

>get on VR chat
>girl approaches me and says she wants to talk to me
>get nervous
>portal to different server immediately

that was a close one

"""""""girl""""""""

I mean she was talking on her mic

"""""she""""

""""her"""""

quote me one more time mother fucker

catching a cold will be the least of your worries

i don't like smoking in public

Guys I'm about to post a sneak peak at the script for episode 1 of my first series.

Make sure you don't leak it to the public pls

ok

cant find the thread from yesterday, but it had a pic of 2 neckbeards talking to each other as anime girls wearing VR headsets

"Warfare is the greatest affair of state, the basis of life and death, the way to survival or extinction. It must be thoroughly pondered and analyzed"

"Therefore, structure it according to the following five factors, evaluate it comparatively through estimations, and seek out its true nature."

humiliated by niggers again

I'm the only guy in my archaeology lecture, why aren't archaeology girls cute

this is wrong send help

17.49
t. 333 IQ

>friend just bought a prebuilt PC with a 1070 and a i7-7700 with an SSD and 1tb HD for $550

the fuck has happened to the PC scene, that is a crazy good deal, why would anybody buy a console if you can buy that PC for $550?

if you type any of those four numbers they're all "wrong"

He's lying about the price.

Maybe your professor is retarded.

hello :) anyone guys from you live or lived in las vegas? i have several questions

He definitely not considering he knows nothing about computers and is asking for my advice on wether it's worth the money

from you guys*

Either he's lying, you're lying, he's buying stolen property, or he's getting scammed. The cheapest 1070 on the market alone is nearly $500.

The better way would be "have any of you guys lived in las vegas?" but you got very close, thank you for learning our language

thanks canadian friend :) yes i need to improve my english, especially grammar

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he literally sent me this pic and asked if it was worth $550 and I even made him write out what it says so I knew I was seeing it right

he doesnt even know what a GPU or a CPU is he would have no concept of how good this shit is

*honk*

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i think so too, i just can't skip the question lol jesus christ

The specs aren't the price, you mongoloid.
Anyone selling that for anywhere near $550 is losing a massive amount of money.

He has literally nothing to gain from lying to me and a shitload of money to lose. He would only buy it if I told him it was a good deal.

>when the discord goblin starts throwing a tantrum
lol

Lying retard
kys
Nobody will ever sell that for $550 for at least 5 more years

Hmmmmmm

Throw your computer out the window

he's likely reading the wrong price tag.

Lol I don't know why you're so uppity about this but I am definitely not lying.

>>when the discord goblin starts throwing a tantrum
>lol

ey buddy come to chicaago we got polish 'otdogs

That's what I told him but he insists, we'll see if he actually pulls the trigger.

He said there's a 2nd better PC that costs $1,200

looks like i got a fan

KEK

Nobody is your fan
You're obsessed with PA and now me
kys pudgy autist

i live in your head, rent free, schizo.
i'm not every poster who insults you

Post timer says otherwise, fat autismo

why is the loser sperging out

kys

imagine being this paranoid

five hundred and fifty dollars

Americans? Yeah, no thanks

small brain complex i presume

Imagine being fat and autistic
kys

and this is why discord was a mistake

Huntsville is fat, has autism, and a superiority complex paired with intellectual insecurity

I packed quinoa, steamed carrots and a roasted pork tenderloin for lunch today but I really want to buy some noodles.

Should I save my lunch for later, or stick to my original lunch plan?

you can leave any time you like

got 20k in the bank
what should i buy

san fran is obsessed with me, and has projected his public image onto me

bitcoin

a wife

invest in a rothIRA

this is unironically the most important thing in my life to live in the usa or canada, but firstly i need to end study, and make some experience in my occupation

dou bou dou dye dee do
woobie doobie joop a joop

*laughs at you*

worthless tulipmania
not that desperate yet
already doing that

*punches dane and then kisses her*

the areas around vegas are desert, so theres not a lot outside of the city itself to do. From what Ive heard from people claiming to live in Nevada/by Vegas, tourists eventually become a pain in the ass.

tulips are the currency of the future

>Maine
>Dane

Take from that what you will

jeg har ingen dansk i huvud min

understand thanks for answer, btw are you american?

I do not have danish in my head?
Just guessing from my rudimentary swedish

Good post

ingen is "no" like I have "no apples"

i actually used the swedish word instead of the danish or norwegian one and it's supposed to be an -et word

yes, I live in California, the state right next to it

i also assumed that you knew huvud was the swedish word

check out this new meme i came up with

SOMEBUDY TOUCHED MY PASTA

Kan du så pakke sammen, du horer ikke til her.

why are you currently in italy? do you like europe? unless you're at proxy then i don't asking

>just got a call to go interview for a building operator position tomorrow
wew

study abroad

yes

Thank you friend

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

AND SHE BLEACHES HER ASSHOLE