Protagonist opens bottle of beer with his hand

>Protagonist opens bottle of beer with his hand

>female love interest wipes

They have these screw off bottlecaps, they're pretty neat.

lmao bro u wildin

First world countries have screw top bottles Pablo.

Only on pleb beers

what a dumb thing to say

it's true though, I'd like to see a sick Imperial Mosaic Ipa from a lone farm brewery with a screw cap

>bar brawl starts
>guy smashes a beer and turns it into a quick weapon

I try this IRL and it just completely shatters everytime and cuts my hand

you have to use your sphincter as a cutoff for the bottom half doofus.

>He doesnt drink twistoffs
Laughs in australian

Nothing better than discussing how you're going your own way over a pint, eh chap? Remember to check in!

>everytime
how often have you tried this`?

>Character drinks beer can
>doesn't have to hold if under hot water for 5 minutes to loosen it before opening it

>doesnt have a bottle opener
>open beer on the edge of a table

>character drinks beer can
>burns and destroys his insides due to the heat needed to melt the can down to a liquid

>2017
>drinking anything for the taste
>not drinking to get drunk
>not being an alcoholic
>being a faggot

>Not drinking superior "Ochakovskoe" in 2L plastic bottle.

>character has gun
>lets the person they're pointing it at walk right up to them
>get disarmed
Or
>character is pointing a gun at someone
>doesnt want this person to escape but cant kill them
>does nothing instead of just shooting them in the knees

None of you people are funny

I think ur cute tho

Six times

this is me but i can appreciate nice booze because i sometimes have to drink around others

nice drinkign pisswater mateeee

Me too, except I don't have any others

>usa
>first world