You want a good girl, but you need the fish pusy

You want a good girl, but you need the fish pusy

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AQUA'D

>...and then he said, he said "Will you marry me?"

all this CGI bodt editing lmao you don't know what you're getting these days

wow she looks like shit without make up

SCALED

why no fish tail?

>makeup is perfectly fine despite being an underwater dweller

Does she

>Atlanteans wouldnt have waterproof everything

You're retarded

it's waterproof duhh
dumb frogposter

Ever heard of waterproof make up?

I wish she built a school for succubis already.

I'd defo go enroll just to learn the art and get easy alimoney payments from my cuck-gullible husbands

>pretends to be an actress to impress Elon Musk so she can take a swng at half his fortune

So let me get this straight. This bitch comes out of Atlanta every high tide to walk into Sephora and buy a month's supply of waterproof makeup.

Waterproof makeup, fag

Not really.
Tons of celebrities look fucking awful without makeup while Heard still looks alright.
Honestly she looks average without the makeup.

>underwater people that live in a magical city
>ok
>mermaid woman wears make up??????
>TOO FAR

It's tats makeup. It's a thing even for drylanders.

These fuckers have a giant underwater civilization
There is at least one mall in Atlantis somewhere

No, I'm not a woman. Get off the board.

Also, are you supposed to then wash it off with petrol or something?

fucking fraud fuck off

Virgin.
I mean I hate this bitch but she is really good looking. That right picture is just an unflattering angle.

>flyover scene of Atlanta showing off it's malls and Dunkin Donuts product placement

Amber is such a typical stacy name, brehs

Based pusy poster

>MOBYDICKED

It's less of a mouthful than her true succubus name of Amba'zaeka'skriaas'hrrd though

Depp is probably sitting in an armchair drinking wine and thinking about how he used to smash into that ass as hard as he could almost daily.

god damn she's hot

she looks like young sharon stone

i imagine her career will take a similar trajectory

He's probably snorting coke out of a 14 year old girl's ass trying to remember if he was ever married before while listening to the white strokes.

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Why is that fat fish ass is not on my face already?

Can imagine...
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaamn Johnny Depp hit THAT?!

I'd certainly like to see her descend into sleazy erotic thrillers, but these days she seems more inclined to stay clothed, or at least it seems so from this London Fields debacle

>t. never met a woman

>Johnny Depp hit THAT?!

Allegedly

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D R O P P E D

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COME TO BED ELON

First you got to be hot

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Why is everyone shilling for Aquaman's squeeze when based Black Manta is coming to the movie? Fucking faggots.

Are you for real? She looks pretty much 9/10 without make up, I hope you never see your mom or your gf without make-up

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of course she went for the black dude

Amber is hot but Johnny Depp could probably get a hotter girl onto his dick with ten minutes and a phone call

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BLACKEDKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

What's her expression supposed to convey here?

What did she mean by this?

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DROPPED

Because Sup Forums is a women-worshipping board.

Thats >hfw she sees my black manta

Is the photographer lesbian or something? She looks aroused.

you are poor

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME

Amber is so hot it is making her question her sexuality

Everyone is gay for Amber

She's seeing this

Not even kidding, she has the same body language of a hunter showing off the prey

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muh dick

>those ear "rings"

god damn ...

FUCKING ROASTIE YOUR DOOMING HUMANITYYYYYYYYYYYY

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You could succubus me

Amber is /our girl/

n-no no
me me

Top Succubus

The level of retardation is simply too high. Please hand in your shitposting pass and leave this site forever.

Ayy that bitch perfect nigga

ok but not before me

She's overrated.

This bitch is just pure fucking evil.

YOU JUST KNOW she's in for the money and nothing else.

MUSKED

>BLLLLUBB

This is so, so true.

Outta the way fish fucking shit

epic reference

no fridges allowed

a literal rectangle

When I think of my wife, I always think of the back of her head. I picture cracking her lovely skull, unspooling her brain, trying to get answers. The primal questions of a marriage: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

Man, you'd think with all his money and his chateau in the south of France and his Brando-style private island and his friendship with guys like Roman Polanski, Johnny Depp would be living some sort of Eyes Wide Shut-like orgy existence, not getting hung up on one girl. Maybe he got the playboy lifestyle out of the way already and wanted to return to simpler things? But then, the guy obviously drinks like a fish. And alcohol does strange things to a man.

Inconceivably underrated. And checked.

reminder that episode of game of thrones won the emmy

reminder that HBO has the most voters so it's guaranteed to win every single year now

>are you supposed to then wash it off with petrol or something?

>Divorces him and takes half
>Mars mission cancelled due to lack of funds

My guess is it's something like: "Hello, other women of the world. I bagged Depp and now I bagged Musk. I am superior to almost all of you."
Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. If Musk knows what he's getting himself into, all's fair.

But if you fap like 6 times every day evil Succubus has no power over you

Have you seen my waif

where the fuck can i find my own fish pusy bros?
life's not fucking fair

invent a car that runs on air

The zipper is just the right length for sitting on a guys lap facing away from him in a public area,
while performing an overtly motionless pussy job.

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yo elon is a cuck.

fine phish phusy