How is the elf situation in Thor

How is the elf situation in Thor

how come there hasn't been an elf superhero?

They're too busy having gay sex in hollowed out logs. The real question is why there aren't more dwarves, we have more than enough pale, effeminate waif characters. I want to see short, angry, bearded men be wrong and not care most of the time and hit things with hammers

>not wanting more elf girls

Is the enchantress an elf

Longshot was kinda like an elf

>tfw best elf is dead

No.

No.

>it seems your Thor had the wrong approach because patriarchy

They should have drawn them kissing on the lips to pander to both audiences

No, it's not just a different character, Jane has been shown to be just as boisterous and violent as Thor when in that persona. The queen of elves gave them a free pass literally because vagina.

>elves
>giving a shit about anyone that isn't an elf

when will jane run out of vagina passes?

Brown pass happens all the time too

Elves are turbosluts fueled by hedonistic sex posing as tradition, this is a perfect characterization of them. She probably gave it to Jane just to spite Thor because he wouldn't bang her

>They're too busy having gay sex in hollowed out logs
Elves live inside rocks.
Trust me, I'm an elf sex expert.

This kills me. Why couldn't this be good?

>How is the elf situation in Thor

Not good, definitely not good

4 grand well spent.

>How come there hasn't been an elf superhero?
Because writers are retarded and readers are whiny faggots.

Writers are too close-minded to not just rip off Tolkien, and just make all their elves into Legolas.

Readers are idiots who obsess over memes and stereotypes, and thus refuse to see elves as anything but Legolas.

There's also the fact that fantasy comics are virtually non-existent, and the ones that do exist almost always devolve into capeshit with the serial numbers filed off.

Posting best elf, even if she's not Sup Forums. I think there are Zelda comics. There's that cartoon at least.

Sooooooooo,
What is the elven tickler? And how to master it?

The elves from the witcher games are sorta far from Tolkien

Elf Quest is definitely not a Tolkien take on elves.

Is he in a band?

Northstar is an elf.

>Just as
She's far more violent than Thor. All of her guest appearances consist of her going straight to the option of violence even when her innocent victims are trying to figure out wtf is going on.

Damn she deserved better than what she got.

Fill me in, what did I miss?

>Zelda
>best elf

I'll just leave this here.

Also, most modern elves are not really all that Tolkien. Tolkien elves were much better.

Beheaded off screen, then had it put on a stake and left for Thor.

Fuck Malekith.

>Fingolfin v Morgoth

My nigga

Did her Mother have a stroke whilst naming her?

Elves are fucking fags.
Dwarves are great.

I heard you talking shit about the rightful king of the Asur. Don't disrespect.

For real.

vivec get out

Dwarves
>dirty
>ugly
>smelly
>short
>tightfisted
>stubborn
>vindictive
>will hide in the dirt while your lands get raped by orcs

Elves
>immaculate
>handsome
>floral scented
>tall
>giving
>wise
>honourable
>will fight to defend all that is worth defending

DELETE THIS

Cause fuck those knife eared keebs.

>how come there hasn't been an elf superhero?
She was OP and Pim shot her in the back.

Go home Pelinal you're drunk.

Also, you'll never be as popular or interesting as pic related.