Tell me about your fetishes, Sup Forums

Tell me about your fetishes, Sup Forums.

I masturbate whilst thinking of you, Ruby.

They're all /trash/-tier, not appropriate to discuss here.

Shoeplay

Too much to list, so let's just start with cute mech girls.

My fetish is the fetish that triggers the most people on Sup Forums.

Lets just say i fap to characters like you, Ruby,

Ponies?

NTR?

HOLDING HANDS

You disgusting swine!

Get off of this planet!

Femdom, demon girls/succubi, death by sex, and deadly/hypnotic kisses.

Diagnose me doc!

Kindness.

I love ntr

Skub-play.

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Smoking.

I barely even jack off anymore. I just work, drink myself into a stupor, wait for death, and eventually sleep.

Couples that fight crime together.

I will, but I can't do it alone. I'm going to need someone to hold my hand.

>Even Boco wants to shut himself up
Wow.

>not playing video games
>not reading comics

What happened to you, buddy?

Can't afford vidya. Shit's expensive. And every now and then I pirate something and it sucks. Haven't really enjoyed gaming in a while. FPSes are more TF2 than Unreal Tournament, RPGs are filled with faggots to cover up shit writing and the devs call people horrible if they point it out, and Stellaris was buggy as fuck. Maybe I just outgrew my ability to have that kind of fun.

Comics... I'm just running out of backlog. There's so damn few stories currently running that I care about. And after shit like Simonson, it's really fucking hard to read utter garbage.

Cartoons are at least background noise while the liquor kicks in.

>Can't afford vidya. Shit's expensive.
How poor are you?
Also stop playing AAA western games. They're all shit.

Laughably poor. "Does Data Entry" poor. $11/hr poor, not full time. I'm on fucking Medicaid, I'm so poor.

I *really* fucked up my life. And I want it to be over.

I have no fetishes just a really healthy appreciation for booty of all kinds, Girl Booty, Boy Booty, Your Booty, Imaginary Booty sometimes even my Booty.

>and Stellaris was buggy as fuck
And completely pointless when you get to endgame.

>$11/hr poor, not full time
It's amazing what a difference full time can make.

Oof, Medicaid...been there before...

Fuck off Boco. Even my poor ass wants nothing to do with you.

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I like girls in sweaters.

Sorry. Just saying, I understand your plight.

I actively hope for weight gain or hypnosis episodes of cartoons.

short skirts, priss-faces, just want to fuck the smug out of them in the office

Fat women and men, hyper fat, slight slob, belches, same size vore, ponytails, long hair, loli, shota, tongues, inflation (mainly belly and butt), and fangs.

>not posting the whole thing

>Thinking the second one was him and not just a fake
Why would a guy that that gets upset when they get dirty have an entire folder dedicated to "dirty, broken or misaligned" tiles?

>walk into a scaly thread
>nothing but smooth skinned rubbery dragon trash

Reee and so forth.