Camp weedontwancha thread

I don't read it but here it is.

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I don't read it so here I am.

Do people like this unironically or is it just the pedos?

I like it and I'm also a pedo

I admit I read it for the shotas, but it's pretty great.

>shotas

arent they all girls?

>aren't they ll girls

Does the redhead in the grass look like a girl?

sorry, I thought you meant the skinny cute ones were also boys.

There are some boys.

oh I see

pornwhen

No. There's a mix of boys and girls in the camp.

Also I read this because I watched Strip Search. You have to see it to understand.

These two need more screen time.

it was pretty good up to when they revealed 13's past. I got bored of it soon after.

>a bunch of arms and fangs
Man, I didn't expect that to get brought up again.

A while ago.

I'm a pedo and I find it tedious. Not enough nudity either.

I read it, and like it. I like shotas but not these shotas, but I'm still not sure if I'd qualify as pedo.

I'm glad Seventeen is getting back into doctoring. Didn't somebody hurt their arm before during that arc that introduced Purdy? Who bandaged that? I seem to recall at least one camper knew that much first aid. Seventeen should ask for help from them.

I've been meaning to ask: does anyone have/know where I could find that special "Malachi's first day at camp" comic? I think it was a special reward as part of the kickstarter. I've always been kind of curious about it.

What I want to know is how did an australian native kid wind up in the camp?

He grew up in a rich white neighborhood for some reason despite himself being poor as fuck. Maybe he was shipped in as a sex slave?

I just had a quick look in the archive and found one kid that was able to make his own cast for his leg. There's also a girl that likes to think she knows about medicine and first aid but gives terrible advice.

Which kid has the worst parents?

I think Fred's story is the saddest (or at least the saddest one that specifically involves the kid's parents abandoning them), but all of the parents we've seen so far have been so awful that it's hard to say who somehow manages to be worse than the others.

All of their parents are terrible for letting them end up there. Unless someday we find out someone was sent there by mistake and has parents that are coming to get them. I think the campers all dream that that someone will be them.

More importantly, we don't know most of their backstories so it's hard to judge. We know some details of Malachi's past, for example, but not the specific reason he was brought to camp.

>but not the specific reason he was brought to camp.

I think I remember that Malachi's mom was dissapointed that he is a very average kid, instead of a genious like his dad.

Yes, but most of the backstories so far have some kind of straw that broke the camel's back, a specific incident that prompts the parent to tell the kid to get in the car and then they drive to camp. Malachi probably has a story like that which we just haven't gotten yet. Most concerning is the way the comic opens, with him writing a letter home, and apparently he doesn't remember being dropped off. I want to see if anything would happen if Malachi tried the elephant candy.

Was his dad even a genius or was that just a story his mom made up? I always assumed his dad was a deadbeat but his mom built him up to be some amazing genius to save face.

Same way she probably tells people that Malachi is away at an elite boarding school if they ask didn't she used to have a kid.

So who gathers and drops the supply drops?

I know the drops are all garbage, but they are surprisingly well organized and useful garbage, and dumped in such an unconventional manner. Who is behind the camp? What is the camp, and why was it made?

Weird social experiment by an eccentric billionaire?

Fuck this man, who the fuck gets rid of their kid because of their new gf being uncomfortable with him reminding his dad of his dead mom.

Sadly, people like this do exist.

>My husband's son

It's all enforced by curse. No one organizes the supply drops, unwanted things just find their way into crates that then get dumped out of passing airplanes. No one involved really knows why they do what they do.
Neither do the parents of the children left at camp. No one makes a conscious decision to dump their kid into the Limbo. No conscious decision is necessary. They just take a drive one day, and leave the kid at the gate, and then rapidly forget the kid ever existed.

The reason Seventeen's family knows what they're doing is that they're standing one foot in oblivion already, living on the periphery of civilization. No one particularly wants them, and although they might be able to claw their way back if they made a genuine effort, they're as much part of the camp as the real world, and slowly sinking deeper.

iirc didn't his mom just die too he didn't seem that much younger during the cooking flashback. Did they expect him to just let ago, and it seemed he just wanted to cook with his dad like he used to do with her.

All of the kids have been abandoned for stupid petty reasons. Colin was left there because he prefers magic tricks over football. Is there really ever a good reason to get rid of a child?

We're not sure she even died. She might have just left.

He did want to cook with his dad, he just happened to find the picture as well. Fuck that red head bitch.

2 spooky 4 me

Nah, she died. Hospital scene and everything.

>mom dies
>dad gets depressed
>it is the kid that cheers him up and gets him working again
>Meets red head and starts ignoring his son
>Abandons the kid just because he wanted to hang out with him again

I'm checking the archives, and I cannot find this hospital scene. Just an image of them as a happy family eating a home cooked meal, and next page Fred and his dad eating not-Wendy's alone.

She's a bitch, but his dad was the one who chose the bitch over his son. Fuck that guy.

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You know, somehow that's actually less depressing than the parents all choosing to throw away their kids on purpose.

What if the dad wasn't the one who went him away?

He left him there personally.

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So is Malachi the only only one that truly deserves to be abandoned there?

Nah, it seems like his mom put him there due to being too similar to his dad, instead of encouraging his already apparent talent in chemistry,

I don't think any of them deserve it, but if we're all going to be picking worst kids, I'd nominate Kennedy and Malta as cuntiest camp kids.

I also think that weird one that hides in the bushes and has a stalker crush on Malachi is genuine good material for abandonment, and then there's also that smiley one that is probably a legit murderer.

I like this one. At least it's not another "everyone is in hell/purgatory/coma" theory.

I just wanna find out about Brian's past.
And what Purdy does to him when no one is around.

>Find a set of twins that are telepathically linked and do everything together
>They'll greet you in a unified harmonic voice
>Let them stand on either side of you and hold hands behind your back so you're in the middle of them like a sandwich, pressing tightly against you as they are so used to being side by side.
>They will insist you date them as a pair or not at all
>Four hands to jerk you off nimbly intertwining around your dick
>Two mouths working your dick with one mind
>You can fuck one and have her sister sharing the experience telepathically and climax in sync, then trade places.

Is this a reference to something?

Roxanne!

I want to cuddle her to sleep and make her feel loved and wanted... ;_;

So her sister was actually her mom, right?

It's alright and there's only two campers that make me uncomfortable but they're too old to be considered pedo.

You ever read Pact by Wildbow, by any chance? Because this post reminds me an awful lot of that story.

Dat boy is too lewd and i love it

Do we have the reason why tanner was dropped off at the camp yet?

Nothing yet, we just know how he got his scar.

Not very much of the boys from what i can find.

I thought it was.
> No one makes a conscious decision to dump their kid into the Limbo
>Limbo
>camp= Limbo
Says it right there.

No. She has sixteen older siblings, and that includes Polly.

I don't think they're really telepathic.

This might cure your twin fetish.
youtube.com/watch?v=vNryQp5wP5c&feature=youtu.be

>smiley one that is probably a legit murderer

I wonder why we don't see him much. Did he die?

>am now acutely aware that any background camper I didn't see in a while is probably dead

I'll just pretend they joined up with the woods kids, if they didn't die of starvation after Brian broke the hunter's pellet gun.

Katies style has become a lot more rounded since this started.

I need more of her and her friend.

No
Purdy >>>>>> all other girls

I'm trying to be good but Lori and Anne test me every time.

I like everyone

Give in user.

LIKE FIRE
HELLFIRE

Why is she at the camp?
Molesting all her younger neighbors?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

I remember Katie made an image of a lot of campers and next to Lori's name she was labeled "juvenile delinquent." I dunno what her delinquency was, though.

It really sounds more like Purdy would be the juvenile delinquent, but I guess they both can be.

I fucking forgot the bee-stung lips/scorpion joke

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True. There's not much porn of the series in general.

They are better than Asian twin sister from "The Simpsons"

She is lying about what she was thinking to not break the idea of them being special.

>Telepathetic
>pathetic

Still sex with twins like that do sounds hot since it is basically a threesome every time.

Same. Not only her but many other ones too. In fact they are all pretty nice considering how awful their parents are.

Native Americans would torture people like that.

I don't think he murdered anyone. He is just burying someone who died due to some other reason and they are trying to not let the truth scare the newcomer.

Maybe her mother is ugly and having a pretty and nice daughter only makes her looks even more ugly.

A permanent sleep?

Nah mang, It's cute. And something that gets produced. Appreciate its art and story work you dicksmack. Take it as it is, enjoy it.

Heh. I remember my first time on psyches.

Surprisingly accurate besides the fangs.

They seem to be doing okay so far.

WHERES THAT FUCKING CAT?!

Lori's my favourite secondary girl.

The whole thing?

Wouldn't you like to know! Hahahahaha!

I like that he still has her name written on his forehead after all this time.