Brit/pol - The Next Prime Minister Edition

>Get in here lads
youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1HzPZs_eY

>London stabbing: Suspect is Norwegian Somali with 'no evidence' of terror
theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2016/aug/04/london-stabbing-russell-square-knife-attack-live

>British man dies fighting ISIS in Syria
standard.co.uk/news/uk/british-man-dean-evans-dies-fighting-islamic-state-militants-in-syria-a3310456.html

>Second failed attempt to abduct member of British Armed Forces reported at Aldershot Garrison
plymouthherald.co.uk/second-failed-attempt-to-abduct-member-of-british-armed-forces/story-29580865-detail/story.html

>Rates to be cut as economy slows
bbc.com/news/business-36962059

>Steven Woolfe not in leadership race
bbc.com/news/uk-36962266

>Paris firebomb habbening
liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1470187409

>are nige chimes in
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/01/ukip-needs-to-play-the-long-game-and-bypass-the-total-amateurs-on-the-national-executive-committee/

>Theresa May tells Lords to ‘get behind Brexit’ after threat to derail Article 50 plans
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-tells-lords-get-behind-brexit-after-threat-to-derail-article-50-plans-a7166271.html?amp

>Unelected peers start House of Lords plot to BLOCK Brexit and force a second referendum
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3717663/Unelected-peers-start-House-Lords-plot-BLOCK-Brexit-force-second-referendum.html

>Police arrest 900 Syrians in England and Wales for crimes including rape and child abuse
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

>Ireland could join the Commonwealth post-Brexit to cement CLOSER ties with Britain
express.co.uk/news/world/694564/Ireland-join-Commonwealth-post-Brexit-closer-ties-Britain

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labour.org.uk/pages/leadership-debates-2016
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

hahahaha


JUST

first for me and memes

Fucking hell they blew the budget on this.

reminder to beware of redditcuck shills

>diane james was told to run for ukip leadership by nigel
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-leadership-steven-woolfe-nigel-farge-party-split-a7170666.html

>There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it
>And it's morals aren't worth what a pig can spit, and it goes by the name of London
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

>Arron calling for UKIP Emergency Meeting
twitter.com/Arron_banks/status/760619322331041792

>Disease spreaders to get their drugs for free
bbc.co.uk/news/health-36946000

>May speaks to her overlord
jns.org/news-briefs/2016/8/2/netanyahu-speaks-with-uk-pm-theresa-may-for-the-first-time

>Corbyn supporter Owen Jones labelled 'Blairite traitor' for criticising current leadership
standard.co.uk/news/uk/corbyn-supporter-owen-jones-labelled-blairite-traitor-for-criticising-current-leadership-a3308846.html

How many press ups can you do brit/pol/

eternal opposition, if that.

>the EU will collapse in your lifetime

150 possibly?

Message me on the Skype chat, we need to talk

Stop stabbing Americans to death in the streets. You must stop, or else...

>can't even cycle down the road
went to get some grub earlier, nearly had a heart attack

In a row, not in a day

Was she just speaking in tongues????

qt

should link it then desu

So this policy is officially in force lads. First time a government has done anything tangible to curb immigration since Blair went fell retard. But something needs to be done about marriage visas and anchor families. Even the Swedes are doing something about this shit.

>repeating eveything in welsh

ffs

>speaking welsh
why do they persist with this meme?

Will it actually happen though? I hope so, at least.

you're looking for Norway/pol/ lad.

>flslflflflslsllwlfgslflslflslwfllgoogoslgl
>welsh

The stabber lived in London most of his life and was quintessentially British.

how am i only hearing about the commie deb8 on Sup Forums

Fuck off Anglo scum

I've left my name on the sub-reddit, add me.

Part of me really wants Corbyn to get BTFO (even though it's unlikely), it will be lovely to see all his supporters try to claim victory.

I actually think she just received a premonition from the Lord, tbqh

I was born in Carmarthen. Welsh is a dead language.

Reminder that the official Somerset Ellipsis Poster apologised to and endorsed YKTD (You Know The Difference) many threads ago. What we have now is someone pretending to be the Ellipsis Poster and spreading a fake image that the real Ellipsis Poster in fact replied to a post about Moldova. DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES!

Not this quintessential.

It won't happen, we're on the meme timeline

who will be the 1st to say "progressive" place your bets

Reminder to submit a question lads-

labour.org.uk/pages/leadership-debates-2016

Make sure you're civil

>It's a debate consisting entirely of smug audience questions
FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

OWEN SMITH
OUT

>mr smith
>this low energy

Literally fuck off, tripfags think they've got some special status, lol. Cunts.


Also, owen hates this bitch.

JEZZAAAAA!!!

For some reason we didn't kill all the Welsh

>Theresa May is a Tory Prime Minister

wew, thanks Jez

Owen Smith is almost as hapless as Corbyn

an user said yesterday that you have to earn 19k to bring a russian bride over

Based Jezza.

YKTD has. He is official King of Brit/pol/ and was voted as the best tripfag of all time... suck it.

Owen smith going H.A.M


CORBYN BTFO FROM HIS OWN PARTY LET ALONE OTHER PARTIES

I can barely do one press up, even on my knees.

>MOMENTUM STACKED AUDIENCE

>Tories carrying on as if nothing happened
>Labour tearing itself apart

Top kek.

>be labour
>put on a full on civil war show

Does anyone else think the London stabbing would've never happened if racist LEAVE voters had been more inclusive and accepting?

I'M RADICAL

>chat is disabled

reeeeeeee

We really need to destroy the Welsh, they're pretty cool in principle but letting the Welsh language fester will only lead to problems.

CORBYN IS FINISHED

>we've done very well as an opposition

ahahah

ahahahahahahaha

...

He killed an American so it's clearly Trumps fault.

Owen Smith is radical?
A fucking lobbyist, radical?

mummy :)

>"i'm high energy" - owen smith
LOW ENERGY

>we're losing because blairites won't get behind us

welshbros voted leave, it's the traitorous scots you should set your sights on

You're so lucky, it's so easy for you to improve from that.

13 atm just started exercising after a couple years of sitting on my arse tho

OWEN SMITH KEKED

>bump into girl i fancied when i was in sixth form
>haven't spoken to her since university
>she never had facebook or anything like that
>turns out she lived in london after graduation, got her "dream job" in new york and then when it turned out to be shit moved back here
>really get on with her
>tells me i've changed
>flirting with me
>take her out a few times
>bring her back to my house and have sex with her
>the next day she casually mentions that she has a girl
>showing me photos of her on her phone
>"Oh I bet you'd love her!"
>she's messaging me saying she really likes me and wants to keep seeing me

I know what's happening, I know what she's doing but I find myself going along with it.

Why am I doing it?

Doesnt matter which one of them wins.

Labour will crash harder in 2020 than it did in 2015 under either of them.

>Someone says something

WOOOOOOOOPWOOOOOOOPCHEEEEER
Yeah the Scots are the worst, remove haggis

...

>MUH UKIP
What a cunt.

>22% down

please let jezza win

Owen Smith is a manlet

Do the right thing and raise another man's child.

>dwi'n cael iaith gyfrinach a ti ddim

Are you being sarcastic? I am trying but my arms are just too frail.

...

BTFO

WHAT A SHITSHOW

WEW

BLOODLETTING

Just fuck her as much as you can before she asks you to be a dad then dump her

This audience is made up of children, Christ how pathetic they are.

>dat booing

Crowd are out for blood

>this fucking debate

comrade corbyn's cronys just cheering jez and booing owen.

ENTRYISTS IN THE AUDIENCE


UKIP ARE THE DEVILS
MEMES ARE MAGIKING RIGHT NOW

>these shouter corbynites trying to shout down smith

And they wonder why the wider population at large think theyre a fucking joke

*Students

>she has a girl

You mean a daughter?

Do some standing up ones pushing yourself off a wall then work your way down lower using different size objects

Smith is getting rustled, don't blame him

True

Owen Smith is going to be hung by the audience at this rate.

...

That's a big mandate.

The Welsh spirit will live on forever.
They are the destined saviours of Britain and the white race.

Get the fuck out user. Courts can force you to pay child support now if you get too involved. Don't be the betabux.

Its not a matter of if, its only a matter of time.

для тeбя

The Labour "moderates" don't even want Owen Smith. They'll just use him to get rid of Corbyn, then dump him before the next election.

>Do you think the leader of a political party should have the following of the majority of that party

What fucking question is that? If they don't follow you then you aren't the leader.

for you

Labour split confirmed.

LE MANDATE