You wake up in Tamriel

>cunt
>race
>class

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Breton laving in genocided black marsh
throws things at people

>tfw there is no brown humans in tamriel
>all white, or black

oblivion take me please

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Imperial (Italians of TES)
NEET class

You could be either a really swarthy Imperial or a light-skinned Redguard.

Whatever the most cozy country to live in
Argonian
Mage

Don't have to be human. Bethesda made slavs into lizards and gypsies into cats, even we have orcs

is there a good elder scrolls game? the lore sounds cool but the games aren't

Mods are the way forward
If Morrowind was updated I think it'd be really cool. Daggerfall was also interesting but had bad controls and the mechanics were complicated.

high elves, magic and stuff n shit

>he didnt bother to customize his controls in Daggerfall

>cunt
Russia
>race
Orc
>class
Necromancer

>he did but forgot how to kill the imp on the first dungeon

Cyrodiil imperialist
Human
Warrior genociding nordics

General tullius master race

>finland ses
>Snow elf ; ^)
> stealth archer

>Bethesda made slavs into lizards
Bit far-fetched that. Slavs are more like Bretons

>snow elf
Nonsense. We are just a small village in Skyrim.

More like Bosmer or even Nord due to frost resistance

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Redguard
Destruction battlemage

Kek
Wrinkly little creatures

We ArE Not nORDs

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dunmer
ordinator

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The people living here a thousand years ago didn't even think so. You're insecure.

Cunt
Ur moms
Class
Plower
Race
Plower

1. Norge
2. NOOOOOOOOORD
3. Warrior because hand to hand combat is fucking cool

>cunt
Canadian
>race
Nord, living in a fortified stone fort built into a cave, guarded by custom built crab like animunculi
>class
Archeological Engineer (reverse engineers ancient knowledge and tech from ruins and records them for a living)

You forgot age
>12

I really like Tamriel worldbuilding but I despise Bethesda now.

This

>High rock
>Breton
>Battle mage, has interest in tonal magic which he's too retarded to comprehend because he's not a dwemer

Cyrodil
Dunmer
assfaggit

Malaysia
Dunmer
Morag Tong assassin

we're supposed to be buddies, right?

Cyrodiil
Argonian
Shadowscale

Australia
Race americano (orc)
Class archer (closest thing to a gun)

you're 100% mentally challenged

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kahjiit
archer-two hands sneak

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Altmer
Thalmor Justiciar, mer-er than you Talos

blackmarsh argonian
dual weild

Resdayn
Dunmer
Telvanni wizard

Kek

This

bosmer, Morrowind, smoke skuuma everyday

supporting The Empire=supporting The EU
supporting The EU=white genocide
think that one through imperial fags

>what are imperials

Morrowind
Female dunmer
Telvanni wizard

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Altmer
Enchanter and historian

USA, living in India but going home in two days
High Elf
Mage

Me in literally every TES game I play. For whatever reason, I just can't have fun playing any class without using magic.

>Russia
>dunmer
>I wanna throw spells and live in mushroom

acab

but rromani-ans aren't white + rromani-a's economy depends on the eu

Do you fancy sujamma or shein bottle?

>cunt
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>race
Altmer
>class
Thalmor Justiciar, exterminating h*mans

Say "Blackmarsh cool", *lven worm

Shut up, n'wah. Go talk to a bush in your mud hut.

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Falmer
>exctinct

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Breton since im from Brittany :^)
Magus

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Dunmer wizard so i can spend the rest of my life in a giant mushroom fucking my daughter-clones.

i always wanted to LARP as a jew so i'll be an argonian.

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Nord
Warrior

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Nord
Mage who get laughed at by the regular nord

Cyrodiil or Skyrim
Norden brudda
Pilgrim
Go look for gyppo cat gf

VIVEC CiTY
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>nord or breton in cyrodiil
>conjurer

>tfw proceed to punch a dead deer for 20 minutes and marvel at the physics

DAS RITE

you would be a redguard

redguards are the most powerful race in the game )))

No, Nords beat redguards easily. Imperials are also better than redguards.

>this s'wit really thinks like that

>tfw no more dwarves in TES
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imperial
archer

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NORD
stealth archer so I can destroy the imp*Roids

nords don't even have a racial ability. the only thing they have is resistance to cold but disease in TES games is so rare that it's a noninssue. the only thing they have for them is that they're white, but they're objectively the shittiest race in the game.

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2. high elf
3. mage (destruction & restoration)

>nords don't even have a racial ability
uhm we have the fucking Thu'um, shouts. We can shout r*dguards like you apart. Frost resistance is great if you live in Skyrim. We are also strong and handsome so fuck you

>finally, a decent "you wake up" thread
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Wood elf
Spellsword

Everyone can learn thu'um desu

NO

Todd said so in part 5.
I know that it's a poop, but it's canon.

that's not canon

anyone can integrate into nordic culture and learn it desu.

all americans are sloads

That is correct.
t. Mushroom dweller.

uhm what's that sweaty?? sorry but i couldn't hear you over how racially superior i am. also i can get adrenaline rushes whenever i feel like it, makes me kill you faster, jump higher and be stronger than a pathetic n*rd would ever be. also your women lust for our BRC.

Whatever you say, redboi

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>Nord
>OG Traveller

>ulfric.jpg
thats Argis

Pff like an Argonian like you could tell the difference

>Implying finns aren't falmer

All n'wahs look somewhat the same.
However, they can be divided into several groups:
Scaly n'wahs
Furry n'wahs
Mer n'wahs
Ned n'wahs

They would be snow elves I think: elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Knight-Paladin_Gelebor
like that guy. But Snow Elves seem very similar to the Sami people in the sense that Nords subjugated them and demanded tribute from them.

>But Snow Elves seem very similar to the Sami people in the sense that Nords subjugated them and demanded tribute from them.

Never happened. The ones who didn't flee to Dwemer got genocided to the last woman and child by ysgramor. Sami are Skaal Finns are just Nords i'd guess. Or maybe forsworn

>Or maybe forsworn
No, forsworn are a mix of Bretons and Nords. Bretons= Celts

":D"

Originally Nords were supposed to be celt-like mythos, not nordic. But since Todd Howard and his mental retardation they decided to appeal to retards they made it bland carton copy of Viking culture. Also bretons if anything resemble more Western/central europeans.

Sauce plz. Skyrim was comf af and very much captured that comfy Scandinavian athmosphere. Bretons are Bretons, they exist in Northern France and in the UK. Maybe bosmer are more like Celts

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>khajiit
>fucktoy

TESO may be piece of shit, but at least it gives insight of all provinces of Tamriel. Bosmer are more like abos in Papua.

Slavs are Colovians, retardo.

>Slavs are Colovians
nah not really, explain how they're in any way similar to slavs

Ocassional blue Celtoid tattoo aside, the Nords had Germanic names since Arena.