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the future you chose edition.

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oprah

I don't get it
Kanye would be the Republican choice?
Would never happen, not even in memeyankistan

YOU get shot
and YOU get shot
EVERYONE GETS SHOT
- oprah, 2020

I think Kanye is Oprah's VP

I want to stick a finger right up Emma Watson's ass.

if you say something is deceptively small do you mean it's small or it's big?

This would be good.

any George Lincoln Rockwell man in?

any spartan man in

Smaller than you may think.

any awake man in

that boxing day tsunami was fucking mental iah

can remember opening this on crimbo day yonks ago

alri

winter is horrible, its like theres a constant pain in your bones

This poster here below my post is a toucher of willies.

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too slow to do this mate
but yeah i'm touching my will rn

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FAT MESS

nigga he's her first lady

is this the man?

hahah get rekt jeb

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need a final solution to the yank question desu

if you haven't seen The Warriors. Do yourself a favour. Good film.

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me on the left just above halfway

I am a gay

pray for me

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yep

We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security go together, that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace. There is one sign the Soviets can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

the game

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some 18yo lass tried to flirt with me at work to get me to ignore her smoking in her room
ignored it but have been having lewd thoughts all morning

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For generations, my family has fought to build, defend, and maintain this which you claim. Fought with blood, sweat, and tears, all to provide me, their descendant, with something great.

They didn't fight and die for you. They did it for their biological descendant, me. They spent generations fighting for me, so that I would be free, and in a position to do the same for my family. My family was here when it was hard. And they fought to make it easy.

You, who know nothing of this land, of this people, of this culture, now want a free piece of my birthright, based on nothing but your having shown up when this place is prosperous, you now want a piece of my birthright?

You might be told it's yours. But you will have to take it from me.

youtu.be/XanVOkqHfLg
important viewing

settle down

never watched citizen kane

Vintage, classic meme
Way before it's time

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look how peng america is

I can feel it coming

in the air

tonight

*takes it from you*
*shares it out with the lads*
ahh much better

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mum wants to use the shower but I'm doing a lovely poo on the bog

haha yeah

yeah

haha

American at work just told me he thinks he can't get laid because all of our women are lezzies
JFs *rolls eye*

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>.co.uk
Giggling how the native posters in this general have to type that instead of ".com", must be hell ergonomically

I haven't been on a .co.uk website in a very long time

4u

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more of a .gb man myself

Virus.

quite glad I'm a disgusting fat and hairy mess
if I had a hot body I'd probably just masturbate to myself in the mirror all day

Business idea: Kill everyone except me so I own all the wealth in the world by default

The American one is actually .us but nobody ever used it, they used .com for everything even though it was designed for commercial sites.

Welp just got fired from job waiting tables tonight lads. 26 years old and literally only 3 weeks away from being homeless. Fun times...

.uk is the future

just get a house

Met the girl of my dreams but its complicated

Why were you 26 years old and waiting tables?

big vagina?

Looks like Apebruh has a wh*Toid MJ-esque nose

Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

Alotta qts mirin today t b h

Why did you get fired?

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Tiny willy (it's 3" willy lad)

foy

Stay safe dickheads
youtube.com/watch?v=jwZsW50XTtU

does anyone else ever get the urge to break stuff? not in anger or anything, but just mindless fun? i've never given in but it crosses my mind more than i'd like to admit

>not having a rainy day fund

retard

installing MEUTIM for mass effect 1
what character should i play lads?

would love a labour govt but having to pretend women and minorities don't disgust me would be difficult
momentum meetings are fucking boring these days, all the white men who have been autistic about politics since being 12 and who actually understand the process have to shut up and listen to "ypipo need to (x)" for about 90% of the meeting

The full lawsuit can be read here:scribd.com/document/368692388/James-Damore-Lawsuit

Interesting to skim thru. In it you will see excerpts and screenshots from internal Google communications as well as official HR policies from their employee handbooks and what not. Some of it is downrightshocking. For instance,Google gave employees monetary bonusesfor publicly disagreeing with and disparaging Damore. HR also defended employees posting blatant anti-white anti-male messages on internal forum boards. Curious times we live in ...

fuck off chav scum

gulagool

Why not? Offer enough money or black mail with something. Just standard procedures in america. politics.

Cool retrospective on 2017's weather
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i like to start fires

just finished max payne 1 and 2 for the first time

sucking a donkey

in Chemistry at school I used to burn everything with the bunsen burners

loved melting stuff

Kanye is unironically a Drumpf supporter

>just get a house
lol

>Why were you 26 years old and waiting tables?
Run of the mill loser desuCouldn't hack it in college, been doing odd jobs ever since. Not planning on being around for the long haul so it's w.e


>Why did you get fired?
Too many servers for current client volume or some such shit they said. Really is because I used to date one of the other servers and she over the last month has become besties with the general manager, she used her friend influence to turn the gm against me. typical female shit

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>>not having a rainy day fund
>retard
Life is shit, rather spend what I have now on something to get me through the day

Used to take the little plastic miniatures from toy sets I had and sit them on light bulbs so I could watch them melt

get insulted personally when someone makes fun of my country
(this is satire i don't in fact do this)

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lads look how nice this is. genuinely. how do I get a yank passport

>majority of residential developments in the country are houses
>average price of a house in any major city (the only relevant places) are $800k
i am leaving this place as fast as possible

shiteing willies out me arse

america isn't very walkable

hang in there m8

houses are overpriced everywhere m8, there's no escape

soon lads

Have you ever wanted to put your tongue up to a girl's butthole? I want to do just that ot Emma Watson.

>everywhere

average australian

Houses in major cities are expensive af in any country you'd actually want to live in though