/ausnz/

Yuri edition

>tfw not with my kiwi bf rn

I like yuri!

iktf

You have good taste my friend

Greed and Lust are both sins, brah.

it's neither of those things and I think I'm in deep enough shit with Jesus anyway

>I think I'm in deep enough shit with Jesus anyway
I hope I get in deeper shit with you than Jesus.

WE

The lookout, everyone

Oh yeah I remember that storm, I was still expected to work that weekend, the buses were cancelled so I had to catch a lift with a coworker, wasn't great, I wanted to stay in bed all day
Very good taste
But lust is usually a good trait, especially if you're part of a merchant republic

same

Just say sorry to ol' Jesus.
Isn't that how it works?

no, that's not how it works

Lustful makes the pope like you less, and it reduces piety which is super important if muslim.

That's a very pretty place!
I want to go there

*takes you there*

I remember coming up here with some mates while we were pinging, all the lights of the port were amazing to watch
Somehow I don't think the other yank is Muslim

he's talking about CK2

Ooowowooooooowoooo
I'm not ready yet!
I-I'm barely dressed for it!

It's a nice town with some cool places
I know, that's the joke

>while we were pinging
bloody druggo.

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>I remember coming up here with some mates while we were pinging
Sounds fun
Also
bloody dumb druggo

like you can talk

You have 5 minute to get ready or else I dragging you with me!

He needs 750 piety to reform his pagan religion after claiming at least 3 holy coc-sites. Holy sites.

Oohh oohh okay okay, I just need... to find... my...
I can't find my fishing rod!

It's in the car, now come on lets go!
We can't be late or we'll miss the sun rise!

And just like that I'm back to my room

even better, where we're going you don't need clothes
no u
>Sounds fun
It was
>bloody dumb druggo
no u

A-are you sure!?!
I-Is it the special pink and blue one I got for christmas!
I want to use it!

HELLO AGAIN EVERYONE I'M HOME!

WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH EVERYONE TODAY?

>no u
I'll have you know I've never done drugs in my life!

Of course it is!
I couldn't forget a present I got you?

i made some chinese food

work, dinner and a walk with some red wine somewhere in there
I wish I saved that photo you uploaded of your "stash"

>no u
Yeah nah fair enough.

Ching Chong to you too desu :3
>Red wine

You have patrician taste desu.

>I wish I saved that photo you uploaded of your "stash"
I have no such idea what you are referring to

>drugs
I don't think this will work out...

oooooooo
Okay let's go!
Everyone should come with us!

I'm confused as to what you mean.

thanks, it goes down easy and has a high alcohol percent
I think you do... I bet everyone here would be interested to know that you take Fishermen's Friends

I'm glad you like Alice desu :3

I don't think I can

>Fishermen's Friends
Wow, what the fuck?
What a junkie.

And I'm glad you like me!

That's nice desu.
I-I like y-you a lot desu.

W-wait was there another Kiwi who joined our general today?

Going to watch the new IT movie lads, it doesn't have my idol Tim Curry in it so I don't know if I'm gonna like it

>New Zealand creep catchers has closed their facebook and youtube channel
this is fucking bullshit
I want to see some 50yr old men getting caught in the act of trying to diddle 15yr old boys goddamn it!

They just realised it would be the entire population m8.

First post in this new thread.

another kiwi?

And it's a good one
I bet he doesn't realize there's only one kiwi with multiple personalities

Nah, they got zucced
But they swore they'll keep going, god bless

think I fucked up

I-I thought there was another Kiwi who was making friends with you guys :3
Oh my god.

How did you manage that?

made it seem like i was having a lewd conversation when I really wasn't

Oh well I'm sure they'll understand

ok fine
I'll believe you... for now

You must just have a lewd personality
You can't turn it off even if you wanted too.

punish me however you see fit

*spanks you*

*chokes you*

That's a bit tame don't ya think?

How long does jet lag last?

Depends

Oi!
Back off!

That's just the start!

Like 24hrs

I think I might need a bit more persuasion...

I'd do damn near anything for him if he promised to choke me

Yeah sure, I doubt a submissive slut like you could dom anything

Stop this
I can and I will!
I can be a sadist remember, I even made the lich uncomfortable with how abusive I was.

fuck, been here since thursday and don't feel right.

Well being in NYC you crossed a shit tonne of time zones and if you want to feel completely normal then it'll take up to a week.
24hrs is just for the real bad nausea

Okay then prove it, what would you do to me if you could? no limits, be as sadistic as you want

>what would you do to me if you could?
Who says I still want to do anything to you?
Flatter yourself much!

Yes
Dinner is ready!
later gay boys

Bye-bye!

You're gay, you are.
See ya matey.

AUSTRALIA

C'mon surely you want to take all your frustrations out on my body, make me feel your anger
L8R

Yea I suppose, and drinking and that prolly doesnt help. Wish I could take the good from here and bring it back home. The shit can stay though, absolute hell hole at this hour.

This alice is very mean and aggressive

Gonna go make Chicken Snitzeial now. Bye-bye!

Fucking embarrassing cunts posting anime, I'm coming here to get a bit of home.

>I'm coming here to get a bit of home.
>Posts negress
Is Australia officially been BLACKED?

Seriously, I've only got the impression they were ignorant, loud, and abrasive. The trash ones ive seen fit that description but the ones ive met in normal settings are the opposite. Wouldn't risk the whole batch being back home though. Latinas are god tier though, wish we could replace the asian girls with them

>I'm coming here to get a bit of home.
Wrong place 2bh. Too many 2D poofs.

*Morning rituals intensifies*
WADUP

K F C ?
F
C
?

Z I N G E R
B O X

A B S O L U T E
C H I C K E N
D I N N E R

K F C

I would ironically buy and eat that

Its true, sadly. I'd venture over half haven't even been to cricket in their life. Very sad.

Too bad it's philippines special

I wouldn't buy it, but if it was put in front of me, I'd eat it.

I've had it before, it's great
Sad indeed

>cricket
I get bored after 90 minutes of rugby
I would be suicidal after 5 days of cricket

bloody chinks take everything for themselves

I wouldn't eat that, but I would buy it

There are multiple formats m8

Your cat is cute.

Cricket is just dull, how anybody enjoys watching it is beyond me.
Playing it is not too bad.

t. wog
prolly hate football too. guaranteed to like soccer.

me in the middle
Do you mean yank football? because no one likes that here